Everton Vs Tottenham: Match Thread

[King of Otters]

Shit crowd found their voices to cheer now.. what a load of shit our defending is..toss off..

Reminds me a little of an old joke:

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Wins the thread.

 

[NHAndy]

What a miserable day.

 

[Marty]

Well, we played averagely for about 75 minutes and were slightly fortunate not to concede. Then we scored. Then we made some subs that set us up a bit more defensively. Then we sat a bit deeper. Then we made a defensive error. Then we conceded 2 goals past the 80 minute mark. Then we lost.

Sound familiar?

I really didn't want anybody to answer that, but you're so right and it's far too familiar.

 

[kdspur]

everton were always going to score at end. always. lazt arse players we have... they think they have a devine right to be where they are. there living the dream and doing fuck all to earn it.... get rid of the fucking lot of them.

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

That was another nondescript performance overall.

Like we've has a good one this season?

Too many lucky wins papering over the cracks that are piss poor defending, poor tactical management and a theory that when we go 1-0 up we sling on a load of players to hopefully stop the opposition from attacking.

How mnay games does AVB need to throw down the can before he fucking realises, that those tactics ain't working?

 

[Nocando]

Here we go the numpties have finally arrived...

 

[guiltyparty]

thats now 85th+ min goals conceaded vs NorwichX2,WBA,Reading,Chelsea,City,Arsenal,EvertonX2

@optajoe Spurs have conceded 10 goals in final 15 mins of PL matches this season, a league high and 40% of their total. Late.

 

[CosmicHotspur]

fuck me.

It's so not the time for an invitation like that.

 

[tobi]

Caulker not listening to his GK again is very bad and has cost us on both occasions but Gallas and Walker efforts at stopping Jelavic was worse, trying to play offside in that situation instead of being aware of where the striker was is just lazy.

 

[WiganSpur]

That's football guys. Seeing that was almost as bad as the 5-2 last season.

 

[StockSpur]

Caulker showing his inexperience there, he has potential but isn't the finished article, our injuries at the back have been very difficult for us. The sooner we get Benni and Kaboul back the better. As for the match, if we had won that game it would have been a real steal because Everton were the better team for most of the match and probably deserved to win it, a draw would have been great but to lose like we did feels devastating.

were talkkng about just booting the ball into row zright?

 

[Sweetsman]

That's the second time Caulker has done that. As soon as he did that I was worried. I hate it when we play Everton as they've always been a bogey team. We were controlling that for the last ten mins. We desperately need a stable back four. i'm not sure about taking Dembele off, but I guess he has to protect him with that hip. Oh bollocks!

 

[AngerManagement]

On the balance of play its hard to argue that Everton were not worth the win

Harsh to lose under the circumstances with such late goals, not least after Sig hit the bar.

Caulker again clears a ball (poorly) that he should have left for Lloris, something has to be done about the communication there.

Really poor to let in a second goal so quickly after the first, but what's done is done just have to bounce back against Swansea next week

 

[SugarRay]

It's embarrassing how mentally weak the club is. Not just the side, it's from top to bottom. I can't remember the last time we won a game late yet we drop points every other week due to late goals it seems!

Ah well, not like it's anything new is it!!!!

 

[akie]

Ive never known a team let in so many let goals, but i cant remember the last time spurs got a late winner

 

[Hitch]

As I seem to repeat every week, to concede at least one goal in the last 10 minutes appears obligatory for us. Unless we have a two or three goal cushion going into the last 10 I have practically no expectation of winning.

How many goals conceded after the 80 minute mark so far this season is it now? This habit of conceding late goals is an epidemic. Unless it's sorted out asap we will not achieve anything of significance this season.

 

[littlemandefoe]

That has broken my heart. I can't believe we lost that. I feel like i've had my heart ripped out and trampled on. Absolutely gutted.

 

[Nocando]

Benoit Assou-Ekotto ‏@AssouEkotto
Still 1 point! May b at the end of the season. This point ll b importante for us! Stay positif!!!! LoL coys

Carlo Cudicini ‏@Capitancarloc
@AssouEkotto Ben I think you have switched off the tv too early...:-(

How do they get to watch it? Dodgy stream like the rest of us?

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

You can't fault AVB or our second half performance - we deserved the 3 points.

You my friend very much like the Manager are in fact in denial. I feel sorry for you.

 

[nuttynoah]

fuck me.

I think you got the wrong thread