Kaboul goes=new name needed= funny recommendations?

[Kaboul'sForehead]

I made a donation so I feel all high and mighty and compelled to make the most of things by starting a new banter thread

I'm thinking, "TottenhamPochspurs" or "Levy'sEnormousScalp".

I will donate another £5 on behalf of whoever I deem the funniest git with the best username idea by the end of the week.

 

[Mattspur]

Just stick "spur" at the end of your first name.

All the cool kids do it.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

A name change?

lol

 

[ever]

Keith Palmer

 

[RickyVilla]

A name change?

lol

I like that suggestion. It has a ring to it.

 

[Kaboul'sForehead]

A name change?

lol

ArseIsBald&Hookers...I'll get my coat

 

[waresy]

I have heard changing to 'Tigers' goes down well

 

[theShiznit]

Depending on how he leaves.
Kaboul'sinjuredforehead
ThatarseholeKaboul'sforehead
ThetimewasrightforKaboul'sforeheadtogo.

Or (if you're that way inclined) Iwishhisforeheadwellinthefuture.

 

[Grey Fox]

Forearmed is forewarned

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Levy's missing haircut

 

[THFCSPURS19]

YourMum'sForehead

 

[Armstrong_11]

How about...."It's Levy's Fault" or maybe something generic like "Default" so u wont need to change it.... Ever.

 

[WalkerboyUK]

But Kaboul hasn't gone..... Still got a year left on contract!

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Kaboul's gone??

 

[Kaboul'sForehead]

"Kaboul goes" not "kabouls gone". Chill your heavy flow

 

[brasil_spur]

Change to something like:

Lennon'sShavedBrows

or

Ekotto'sBigAfro

Both those two will be with us for ages....

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

Shaka Hislop?

 

[raf18]

Lamela'sMohawk
Eriksen'sHairline
Dawson'sHeart
Sandro'sBeard

 

[aliyid]

BastardSonofA&C (or shorten to BSoAC)

If you want to keep the player/staff references

• PochsHamsterCheeks
• StefansVein
• LennonsEyebrow

 

[HappySpur]

Go Speed Nacer Go?