Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[theShiznit]

You're right, I was thinking that earlier.

We're usually 12-18 points behind them at this time of year...

 

[Snarfalicious]

It "could" be 9 by Monday night.
But that's the down side of drawing so much. You can afford a few defeats if your other results are wins.

Fact is though, Liverpool are getting a few decisions going there way re: second yellows and I say yet again, consistency of refs in our league remains poor.

Liverpool deserve breaks going their way. Football owes them. They've been so wronged.

Okay, last "always the victims" joke for me.

 

[riggi]

This is a good one from the shed end

Putting innuendo; and jokes aside; we will never know how much Evas departure has impacted on the psyche of the players. Ok she had no impact on the team or tactics; but I think she held a certain hold over them and they miss her. To them its probably along the lines of a breavement; that and the departure of Cech. Petr was a commanding figure on and off the field. I think some might need councilling daft as it sounds.

Lolz

 

[riggi]

Limpar33‏@Limpar33
On course for Redknapp replacing Mourinho and bankrupting Abramovich when he brings in Crouch, Defoe and Chimbonda for mega bucks in January



Never going to happen, but just the thought makes me laugh...!

We still would lose at the bridge...

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

The Shed End has made for some fantastic reading today it really has. Damn I love you be seeing those chavy ***** suffer. I want him to just do enough to hang on to his job. It's just fantastic viewing.

 

[Lamelad]

His team was untouchable last season. He kept the same 11 all last season and I had never seen anything like it, they were superb, solid, and everything was going for them. But has he burnt them? It's possible. Cahill looked like the best CB on the planet a year ago and is totally lost at the moment.

And when everything was going their way last season, nothing is this year, the referees have had enough of Jose, players have lost motivation after the title being so easy last season and Courtois injury has been a blow.

And to top it up, this does not get talked about, but there is a real problem with Hazard, it has been the case for over a year now, and hazard wants to move on. They don't get on.

In fact, the turning point was us thrashing them at the Lane on News year day, they never really were the same team after that and just managed to get to the title.

As for Mourinho, he is a top manager, probably the best around, but I don't know what is happening in that dressing room.

 

[Mr Pink]

His team was untouchable last season. He kept the same 11 all last season and I had never seen anything like it, they were superb, solid, and everything was going for them. But has he burnt them? It's possible. Cahill looked like the best CB on the planet a year ago and is totally lost at the moment.

And when everything was going their way last season, nothing is this year, the referees have had enough of Jose, players have lost motivation after the title being so easy last season and Courtois injury has been a blow.

And to top it up, this does not get talked about, but there is a real problem with Hazard, it has been the case for over a year now, and hazard wants to move on. They don't get on.

In fact, the turning point was us thrashing them at the Lane on News year day, they never really were the same team after that and just managed to get to the title.

As for Mourinho, he is a top manager, probably the best around, but I don't know what is happening in that dressing room.

Have been saying this for ages, that was the start of it. They had an amazing first half to last season and that was enough to get them over the line in the end.

I also think Fabregas has looked a shadow of the player he was at the Scum and Barca. He started off well at Chelsea creating loads and racking up the assists, but since losing to us last season he has been massively under par. Big part of their problem IMO.

 

[CarrickSpurgus]

I don't know if this has been mentioned (can't be arsed reading through the thread), but how much class has poch got when you watch that clown mourinhio and how he conducts himself.He brings shame on Chelsea every time he opens his gob (no bad thing from a spurs point of view) but the guy is completely classless.

 

[kmk]

Strange, All those defeats and we are only a mere 6 points ahead.

That because you only get 1 point for drawing a league match.

We should be at least 6 points better off if we had more than one striker in our squad.

 

[chinaman]

The Special One might have had one point saying that Lucas should have had a 2nd yellow?

Lucas should have been banned against us but avoided a definite double yellow in the previous game ... and as for Milner v us!!

Costa should have been sent off for a bad foul on Skrtel and kicking him in the ribs while on the ground.

 

[Lamelad]

Have been saying this for ages, that was the start of it. They had an amazing first half to last season and that was enough to get them over the line in the end.

I also think Fabregas has looked a shadow of the player he was at the Scum and Barca. He started off well at Chelsea creating loads and racking up the assists, but since losing to us last season he has been massively under par. Big part of their problem IMO.

Sure, but you can say that about all the players, Costa has become only obsessed with fighting, and matic looks like a boy now yet he looked like the most complete midfielder on the planet a year ago.

This is what Jose does, he gets you to the top, brings the best out of players over a season and they are now mentally and physically done. Won the CL with Inter Milan, left and they were terrible with Benitez because Jose had got out of them everything there was to take.

So they need new players with a fresh mindset yet Jose kept playing the same players last season and got rid of Salah and Cuadrado who are top players. What about André Schurrle? Kevin De Bruyne? Felipe Luis ? Why didnt they play a bit more to get involved in the squad?

The story about djilabodji they bought from Nantes is quite crazy, they got him on deadline day, out of nowhere, and it was a shock because the lad is 26 and very average. Not even the Ligue 1 level. So why did they buy him? Who decided that? The next day Mourinho said he didnt want him and he'd never play. We haven't seen him since. So there is trouble there aswell with the transfer dealings. Internal problems everywhere I believe. Roman didn't want to spend big in the summer so Jose got upsted too.

The captain is 35, has given everything, Jose tried to bench him but the media don't like it. Maybe they had an argument but I just think Jose thinks he is finished. That probably caused more unrest in the dressing room. That's why they wanted John Stones.

What about Falcao? Costa has been poor so why has he not started one single game when he came to get a confidence boost? Did Jose really want him?

They just gave too much last season and lack motivation, players need new challenges. I am also convinced that Jose delibarately dropped the CL against PSG last season because he needed his best eleven to be focused on the league. Has they carried on, they might have lost the league.

Jose has gone from being the coolest man on the planet to being laughed at all over the planet. And he knows that, which makes him so angry. Look at his face today, losing to the new cool guy Klopp.

 

[SelbYido]

I think my boss summed it up quite well - she said that so-called "winners" like Mourinho are often bad losers and when things aren't going so well, he gets sulky and negative, which rubs off on his players. The "anyone's fault but mine" attitude he has leads to the players blaming each other and there's a poisonous atmosphere in the squad, which shows on the pitch at the moment, their heads have gone. Mourinho doesn't seem to know how to deal with failure and motivate the players to turn it around, which is a huge problem for Chelsea at the moment. Which is hilarious.

 

[Anurag Jo]

This season's a write off for them unless they manage to do something in the champions league.

 

[teok]

Strange, All those defeats and we are only a mere 6 points ahead.

They are 10 points away from top four and four points off bottom three. It's not "strange" it's just october/november.

 

[Shadydan]

Strange, All those defeats and we are only a mere 6 points ahead.

Compare how the two teams are playing, you get a clearer picture.

 

[nailsy]

Stoke away next.
Then Norwich at home.
Then us at the Lane.

Can't wait to face them.

 

[slartibartfast]

Stoke away next.
Then Norwich at home.
Then us at the Lane.

Can't wait to face them.

Well if they are gonna turn it around its bound to bloody happen against Norwich just before they play us.
My money is on them sacking Maureen and Anchelotti being in place against us.

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

They've got a relegation thread
Relegation a real possibility?
http://www.theshedend.com/topic/28712-relegation-a-real-possibility/

 

[Spursmad321]

it's hard to believe, but a draw at Stoke next weekend puts them on 12points from 12 games, the same as we had when Harry took over from Ramos ( 2 points from 8 Games) in Harry's first season.

Come on Stoke!!!!

 

[nightgoat]

Fact is though, Liverpool are getting a few decisions going there way re: second yellows and I say yet again, consistency of refs in our league remains poor.

And the mystery 30 seconds from nowhere that allowed them to go in 1-1 at half time.