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hughy

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Carl Markham‏Verified account @carlmarkham 30m30 minutes ago
Sadio Mane walking through mixed zone unemcumbered. Obviously there are underlying issues with his knee but doesn't look as bad as feared


Carl Markham‏Verified account @carlmarkham 12m12 minutes ago
For those asking about crutches/brace, Mane was pulling a suitcase. Pretty sure @LFC medical staff would have done a risk assessment on that

This made me chuckle, just reminds me that we are all the same no matter what the club. There would have been a huge sigh of relief in here if our Harry was "pulling a suitcase" after the Millwall game :)

He'll most likely miss the rest of the season.

That's Lallana and Mane to miss considerable chunks of their run-in then. Glad it's not only us having such rotten luck with injuries.

From Beeb:
We have just heard that Sadio Mane may now be out for the season.

Jurgen Klopp added: "Unfortunately it is possible (season-ending) but why should I say that now?"
 

Goldman

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Looking at the way he twisted it when going down, I'd be very surprised if he didn't miss at least a few weeks!
 

Spurrific

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I hope he is out for the season, never forgave the little **** for his disgusting diving against us for Southampton a few years ago.
 

brendanb50

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With their remaining fixtures not being any of the top teams, i'm happier they seem to be down a couple of key players.

Hopefully them dropping the odd point gives other key teams the drive to make top 4 and give the likes of Chelsea a tougher game. Here's hoping anyway.
 

luRRka

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With their remaining fixtures not being any of the top teams, i'm happier they seem to be down a couple of key players.

Hopefully them dropping the odd point gives other key teams the drive to make top 4 and give the likes of Chelsea a tougher game. Here's hoping anyway.
It's the smaller teams they seem to struggle against. The teams who sit back and hit them in the counter rather than play to Liverpool's strengths like we bizarrely did
 

Gb160

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Reports that Mane requires surgery for ligament damage....very likely to miss the rest of the season, such a shame :)
 

Insomnia

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Reports that Mane requires surgery for ligament damage....very likely to miss the rest of the season, such a shame :)
Be a big loss for them, he's rapid, I'd even say that had we signed him & not them we would be top of the League right now
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
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Be a big loss for them, he's rapid, I'd even say that had we signed him & not them we would be top of the League right now
Not much you can do when someone offers more in wages, fuck him.
Agree it's a big loss for them, and with Lallana out as well they're now looking a bit thin at the business end of the season.
 

Insomnia

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Not much you can do when someone offers more in wages, fuck him.
Agree it's a big loss for them, and with Lallana out as well they're now looking a bit thin at the business end of the season.
At least they've got a fit Sturridge to fall back on, oh hang on a minute
 

Insomnia

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Jamie Carragher on Sturridge

Carragher doesn’t question his former teammate’s ability but believes his history of injury problems may mean Sturridge has to look for a club lower down the Premier League table. “If you’re going to play week in week out, it may have to be a level down,” Carragher says. “But he certainly has the quality to play for [a club like] Tottenham, there’s no doubt about that. It’s whether he’s got the injury record and then you’ve got [Dele] Alli and [Harry] Kane, which isn’t a bad front two.”

What fucking table is this squeeky scouse **** looking at?
The delusion in Scouser's is unparralled.
Fuck off you ****
 

spursfan77

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Jamie Carragher on Sturridge

Carragher doesn’t question his former teammate’s ability but believes his history of injury problems may mean Sturridge has to look for a club lower down the Premier League table. “If you’re going to play week in week out, it may have to be a level down,” Carragher says. “But he certainly has the quality to play for [a club like] Tottenham, there’s no doubt about that. It’s whether he’s got the injury record and then you’ve got [Dele] Alli and [Harry] Kane, which isn’t a bad front two.”

What fucking table is this squeeky scouse **** looking at?
The delusion in Scouser's is unparralled.
Fuck off you ****

That's a parody, surely?

Even he can't be that thick.
 

vicbob

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That's a parody, surely?

Even he can't be that thick.

Not even a parody account would come out with that bollocks, nobody would believe it to be true.

That is simply remarkable that someone is paid to write and talk that much shit.
 

Armstrong_11

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He has got the injury record...there's no debate to be had.
Absolute fucking nonsense.

This is Carragher we are talking about... Same guy who said we should sign liverpool's reject benteke.

Some ex players work with the club or become coaches, scouts or other back room staff...

The others... Become "experts"
 

robbiedee

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Not even a parody account would come out with that bollocks, nobody would believe it to be true.

That is simply remarkable that someone is paid to write and talk that much shit.

Yeah - I can't work out if its Carraghers incomprehensible scousness thats driven a such a shit article or whether the writer is drunk. Its bollocks and terribly written. I hope they're not getting paid for this.
 
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