Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[Dennism]

BBC are talking about Sanchez to Liverpool. What a joke. I am sure he is not leaving the goons to join another bunch of no hopers.

 

[tiger666]

BBC are talking about Sanchez to Liverpool. What a joke. I am sure he is not leaving the goons to join another bunch of no hopers.

That's just Lawro.

"There is a fella at Arsenal who wants out called Alexis Sanchez, that would be very interesting if Liverpool decide to go for someone like that," says Lawrenson.

"If you can get Sanchez, and you have already got Virgil van Dijk, then that is good business, probably good business for everyone."

 

[Ghost Hardware]

Oblak will cost a fortune surely?

Im sure he would, but Liverpool seem to be spending money left right and center these days. Oblak himself said he didn’t know what will happen after this season. It seems to me it will be all change at Atletico very soon. The departures of Griezmann, Simeone, Carrasco etc have been looming for some time and it seems this summer might be the one. We shall see. Ether way, I’m sure he would cost almost 100 mil but he is young and easily one of the best on the world. I wouldn’t put it past Liverpool to just throw money at him as everyone knows it’s a massive weak spot in their team. Hopefully someone else comes in or they feel it’s too rich even for them. But IF they somehow manage to get him they would become a significant force.

 

[spurs mental]

Im sure he would, but Liverpool seem to be spending money left right and center these days. Oblak himself said he didn’t know what will happen after this season. It seems to me it will be all change at Atletico very soon. The departures of Griezmann, Simeone, Carrasco etc have been looming for some time and it seems this summer might be the one. We shall see. Ether way, I’m sure he would cost almost 100 mil but he is young and easily one of the best on the world. I wouldn’t put it past Liverpool to just throw money at him as everyone knows it’s a massive weak spot in their team. Hopefully someone else comes in or they feel it’s too rich even for them. But IF they somehow manage to get him they would become a significant force.

They will only be a force if they sort out the defence in front of a good keeper too. Klopp can't do that. He signed Van Dijk for an astonishing amount of money but he's not going to fix everything. They still have dreadful full backs and Matip beside Van Dijk is quite frankly a very average centre back too. I don't think I see Klopp ever sacrificing their attacking impetus for a tighter defensive set up regardless of who they play either. And we all know that's never going to win them anything. They don't know how to manage a game when they're winning they just jeep attacking and that's why they keep conceding goals and will keep on doing so too.

 

[RichieS]

Apart from those...

...what have the Romans ever done for us?

I eagerly await the stories linking Mané and Salah away now that Çan and Coutinho are off though.

 

[Janice]

That's the current market, when we signed Lamela for £30m he was seen as expensive signing.

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[Shadydan]

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Exactly!

 

[seanwhite1961]

Im sure he would, but Liverpool seem to be spending money left right and center these days. Oblak himself said he didn’t know what will happen after this season. It seems to me it will be all change at Atletico very soon. The departures of Griezmann, Simeone, Carrasco etc have been looming for some time and it seems this summer might be the one. We shall see. Ether way, I’m sure he would cost almost 100 mil but he is young and easily one of the best on the world. I wouldn’t put it past Liverpool to just throw money at him as everyone knows it’s a massive weak spot in their team. Hopefully someone else comes in or they feel it’s too rich even for them. But IF they somehow manage to get him they would become a significant force.

I don't see anyone paying £100m for a keeper. £70m at best. If De Gea went to Madrid the fee would be in that area.

 

[yankspurs]

If klopp was smart, he’d spend the other half of the Coutinho money on a keeper and a DM

 

[cider spurs]

If klopp was smart, he’d spend the other half of the Coutinho money on a keeper and a DM

Two attack types it is then.

 

[yankspurs]

Two attack types it is then.

Probably. And Im all for it. Let them continue to ignore there problems. Fine by me.

 

[mark87]

From sky sports...could they suck liverpools cock even harder?

 

[rossdapep]

From sky sports...could they suck liverpools cock even harder?

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He was a very good player, nothing more than that. It's hardly like Beckham going to Madrid or Henry going to Barcelona, two players who were idolized by many. I swear someone like Paul Scholes never got this much adoration when he retired. Not like sky to go ott with a Liverpool player though is it.

 

[stevenurse]

Some interesting rumours about Clyne flying around this evening.

*alledgedly* he's not injured

 

[slartibartfast]

Two attack types it is then.

Ah yes. Commonly known as Wenger Syndrome

 

[UncleBuck]

I still can’t understand why they got rid of Reina, one of the worst decisions in recent years from any team.

 

[Gb160]

Some interesting rumours about Clyne flying around this evening.

*alledgedly* he's not injured

Do go on...

 

[Col_M]

Contract terminated for being a bad boy. Google Twitter

 

[Gb160]

Is it just twitter though? Anything even slightly reputable reporting it?

 

[tiger666]

Is it just twitter though? Anything even slightly reputable reporting it?

No