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[TheChosenOne]

From The Guardians report/reply letters ...

Jit123
27m ago
67
I can just about tolerate the Manu trolls because they are frustrated that Fergie only managed to partially conquer our perch.

WE STILL HAVE FIVE EUROPEAN CUPS.

And Manu fans are shit scarred that a couple of good seasons from klopp is all that is needed to regain the perch outright.

That thought terrifies Manu fans.

But I cannot stand the chelski and citeh and the bitters.

I cannot look down that low to see them. My neck will hurt.

A call from Putin and an Arab spring and they will go the way of Leeds.

Citeh and chelski are like a Trump wife and should enjoy the moment instead of getting above their station.

As for Countinho, yes, I will miss him. But in his five season he never came close to winning any of the player awards. I don't think he would have ever reached the mahrez heights let alone Suarez.

Barca are desperate due to losing naymar and the mess over Catalonia independence. They are no doubt scared of what Madrid will do.

We have the kop and its reigning king, klopp.

Looking forward to Keita, goretzka, Lemar and mahrez. And maybe oblak.

YNWA

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  BornOnaBeach Jit123
  19m ago
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  You are embarrassing yourself and your fellow Liverpool fans
  
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[jonathanhotspur]

He's a good player but not in the same class as Coutinho, doesn't have the vision or creativity that he possesses.

Good thing they've got Jordan Henderson to call on, then.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Good thing they've got Jordan Henderson to call on, then.

Not until at least Feb. Hammy.

 

[slartibartfast]

Oooookkkkkkk. So Henderson and Lallana are now in the same class as Coutinho?
Or was that meant as a joke?

 

[aliyid]

Random question but who are the bitters? It’s not a nickname I’ve heard before...

But I cannot stand the chelski and citeh and the bitters

 

[ardiles]

Random question but who are the bitters? It’s not a nickname I’ve heard before...

I think that they are referring to Everton but I could be wrong.

 

[thinktank]

From The Guardians report/reply letters ...

Jit123
27m ago
67
I can just about tolerate the Manu trolls because they are frustrated that Fergie only managed to partially conquer our perch.

WE STILL HAVE FIVE EUROPEAN CUPS.

And Manu fans are shit scarred that a couple of good seasons from klopp is all that is needed to regain the perch outright.

That thought terrifies Manu fans.

But I cannot stand the chelski and citeh and the bitters.

I cannot look down that low to see them. My neck will hurt.

A call from Putin and an Arab spring and they will go the way of Leeds.

Citeh and chelski are like a Trump wife and should enjoy the moment instead of getting above their station.

As for Countinho, yes, I will miss him. But in his five season he never came close to winning any of the player awards. I don't think he would have ever reached the mahrez heights let alone Suarez.

Barca are desperate due to losing naymar and the mess over Catalonia independence. They are no doubt scared of what Madrid will do.

We have the kop and its reigning king, klopp.

Looking forward to Keita, goretzka, Lemar and mahrez. And maybe oblak.

YNWA

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  BornOnaBeach Jit123
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[Gb160]

Random question but who are the bitters? It’s not a nickname I’ve heard before...

Yup it's Everton.

 

[riggi]

https://mobile.twitter.com/jmemc7/status/947886053268115460/video/1

 

[Yid_Summers]

He’s still going with the Alli to lolpool in the summer now lol.

 

[spursfan77]

Let's see if the media describe them as a selling club now. I suspect not

 

[tiger666]

Let's see if the media describe them as a selling club now. I suspect not

The media have been selling Coutinho to Barca for ages.

 

[spursfan77]

The media have been selling Coutinho to Barca for ages.

But have they called them a selling club like they do us?

No is the answer.

 

[tiger666]

But have they called them a selling club like they do us?

No is the answer.

Liverpool officially named the biggest selling club in Europe
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/liverpool-officially-named-biggest-selling-8881850

Liverpool ARE a selling club - Philippe Coutinho remains because Barcelona don't want him as much as PSG did Neymar
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...rpool-selling-club-philippe-coutinho-10962067

Liverpool are a selling club and face challenge to keep Philippe Coutinho
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...elling-club-stand-in-coutinho-way-luis-suarez

Liverpool are the ultimate selling club
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...s-no-place-Manchester-United-Europe-s-10.html

Liverpool named Europe's biggest selling club
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...raheem-sterling-fernando-torres-a7320731.html

 

[spursfan77]

Liverpool officially named the biggest selling club in Europe
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/liverpool-officially-named-biggest-selling-8881850

Liverpool ARE a selling club - Philippe Coutinho remains because Barcelona don't want him as much as PSG did Neymar
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...rpool-selling-club-philippe-coutinho-10962067

Liverpool are a selling club and face challenge to keep Philippe Coutinho
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...elling-club-stand-in-coutinho-way-luis-suarez

Liverpool are the ultimate selling club
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...s-no-place-Manchester-United-Europe-s-10.html

Liverpool named Europe's biggest selling club
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...raheem-sterling-fernando-torres-a7320731.html

Apart from those...

 

[parj]

I actually think coutinho will be very difficult to replace. In Mane and Salah they have 2 very attack minded direct players who are very good but Coutinho linked everything up and could produce that bit of magic when needed to create or score a beauty. Mahrez won't give them that and nor will Lemar. Alli and Eriksen won't either because coutinho is a far superior dribbler.

This could really derail their season unless Lallana steps up

I just hope they don't get Pulisic as someone to groom into the replacement.

 

[Gb160]

I actually think coutinho will be very difficult to replace. In Mane and Salah they have 2 very attack minded direct players who are very good but Coutinho linked everything up and could produce that bit of magic when needed to create or score a beauty. Mahrez won't give them that and nor will Lemar. Alli and Eriksen won't either because coutinho is a far superior dribbler.

This could really derail their season unless Lallana steps up

I just hope they don't get Pulisic as someone to groom into the replacement.

Was Pulisic at Dortmund when Klopp was there?

 

[parj]

Was Pulisic at Dortmund when Klopp was there?

No but a lot of the players were so they would no doubt say he amazing

 

[Ghost Hardware]

If they get Oblak I would start to worry, he’s way to good a keeper for that lot. Didn’t realise Klopp would have the sense to go get one of the best keepers in the world.

 

[tiger666]

If they get Oblak I would start to worry, he’s way to good a keeper for that lot. Didn’t realise Klopp would have the sense to go get one of the best keepers in the world.

Oblak will cost a fortune surely?