Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[Dennism]

Will be hard for the referee. They are programmed to be eternally biased in favour of both Liverpool and Real. I reckon the referee be unable to compute this situation and either just come to a complete standstill or blow up.

 

[DJS]

On a side note, maybe Mr Lovren should spend less time trying (and unsuccessfully) being witty on twitter, and spend more time practicing how to defend as he clearly needs to...

 

[aliyid]

If Liverpool do win this thing does Coutinho have to turn up in his Barca shirt to collect his winners medal?

 

[Gassin's finest]

I will watch it, should be a good game, if Liverpool win, I'll turn it off before they lift the trophy. If Madrid win it's going to be awesome trolling some of my Liverpool supporting mates, especially if they go to Kiev to watch.

Oh god no... 120 mins of diving, whining, "controversy" and other such tedium. Can't be fucked tbh...

 

['O Zio]

On a side note, maybe Mr Lovren should spend less time trying (and unsuccessfully) being witty on twitter, and spend more time practicing how to defend as he clearly needs to...

Agree. If there's one player this season who is in no place whatsoever to be giving it the big'un it's Dejan Lovren.

 

[Dillspur]

[QUOTE="Maxtremist, post:. It's not luck of the draw or anything like that. They just have kept winning when they needed to and fair play to them (by them I mean their team, not their fans. Fuck their fans)[/QUOTE]

In a cup competition, it is just as much about the draw as anything else, Pool could have easily got Madrid in the 2nd round then Barcelona in the QF. They’ve had the easiest run to the final and if Pep wasn’t so arrogant City could have beaten them, but he refuses to change the way they play

 

[Metalhead]

I couldn't stomach listening to TalkSport today. It must have been wall to wall Liverpool.

 

[olliec]

I will watch it, should be a good game, if Liverpool win, I'll turn it off before they lift the trophy. If Madrid win it's going to be awesome trolling some of my Liverpool supporting mates, especially if they go to Kiev to watch.

If Liverpool win it I will stay away from social media for the summer until the World Cup starts.

 

[jamesinashby]

The thought of them winning CPL and Arsenal the Europa Cup is enough to make me consider summer hibernation.........surely not.... God isn't that cruel....is he ??[/QUOTE

God is not cruel but he has a wicked sense of humour.

COYS

 

[olliec]

The question is though are they better than us? I know they have a bigger history, but right now are they a better footballing team than us? Because any Liverpool fan you talk to will tell you that they are miles ahead of us and that we are more on par with Everton than them. That's what pisses me off the most the arrogance and annoyance of their fans.

 

[jamesinashby]

Having watched all four legs of the semis, although both teams on balance probably deserved to win, both winners appeared to have more of the luck available. If they rely on the rub of the green for the final, one of them has to dip out. If they both share the luck it may well come to penalties allowing skill to decide. I don't like either team, so I am going to be unlucky whatever the result as I can't win. Grrrr.

COYS

 

[olliec]

Having watched all four legs of the semis, although both teams on balance probably deserved to win, both winners appeared to have more of the luck available. If they rely on the rub of the green for the final, one of them has to dip out. If they both share the luck it may well come to penalties allowing skill to decide. I don't like either team, so I am going to be unlucky whatever the result as I can't win. Grrrr.

COYS

I don't know any Madrid fans so happy for them to win.

 

[jamesinashby]

The question is though are they better than us? I know they have a bigger history, but right now are they a better footballing team than us? Because any Liverpool fan you talk to will tell you that they are miles ahead of us and that we are more on par with Everton than them. That's what pisses me off the most the arrogance and annoyance of their fans.

One thing we can't dispute is that they are undisputed World champions in arrogance. That goes for their irritating, skin crawling accent too. Sadly, being stupid bordering on moronic, the likelihood of them discovering this fact is zilch.

COYS

 

[nailsy]

Liverpool have been given 16,626 tickets for the final. Madrid have been given the same amount. There are 23,048 tickets going to sponsors, partners, players, etc. So many real fans are going to miss out.

 

[cider spurs]

Liverpool seems to love a t-shirt these last few years, it's their number one way to express their feelings - whatever happened to the shell suit?

It'll be making a re-appearance soon. The tribe known as Scouse, (or for those wishing to be a tad more informal...our kid, yeah sound) have been busy little beavers printing their next batch of wonderful apparel found in the back of a lorry in neighbouring Birkenhead.

Beautiful t-shirts emblazoned with...brng bck th shll st.

What's this I hear you say. What is this meant to mean.

Well my dearest friends, if I may.
Our kid took a load of these t-shirts down the dock road market to sell, come 4 p.m he'd sold sweet feck all, his best mate Kenny Kop was none too pleased when he turned up at the market, for he had sent our kid to get said t-shirts printed and footed the bill.

So Kenny Kop looks up at the t-shirts hanging on the stall and immediately spots the problem.

Kenny Kop..."Our kid, you twat, what the fuck is.. brng bck th shll st.

"It's meant to read..bring back the shell suit. You bellend, you've missed off all the vowels"

Our kid..."Yeah I know, Two bob Tommo in the printers said I've missed off all the vowels"

"I pulled his perm and told him to do one...

Told him we support Liverpool and we never do fouls"


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[mattyspurs]

Liverpool have been given 16,626 tickets for the final. Madrid have been given the same amount. There are 23,048 tickets going to sponsors, partners, players, etc. So many real fans are going to miss out.

...and that's modern day football in a nut shell.

Oh, did I mention, fuck Liverpool

 

[Gb160]

I couldn't stomach listening to TalkSport today. It must have been wall to wall Liverpool.

Yeah i turned it off when Jim Shite came on wth Micky Quinn, fuck that.
Durhams been pretty funny though, hes been calling Klopp 'the German Barry Fry' because he doesnt know how to organise a defence.

 

[Gb160]

Liverpool have been given 16,626 tickets for the final. Madrid have been given the same amount. There are 23,048 tickets going to sponsors, partners, players, etc. So many real fans are going to miss out.

Good, i hate both of their shitty fanbases.

On a serious note that is pretty rubbish though.

 

[cider spurs]

I couldn't stomach listening to TalkSport today. It must have been wall to wall Liverpool.

I can't stomach the shit on any given day.

 

[VegasII]

If Liverpool do win this thing does Coutinho have to turn up in his Barca shirt to collect his winners medal?

No, probably not, but I'm sure John Terry will happily find a way in there.