Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[TheChosenOne]

They're after Berbatov now apparently. He's only 36 so he'll be fitter than Andy Carroll.

A buckshee Brady massage might swing it for Berbs.

 

[brendanb50]

According to one spammers fan (on talksport ) payet's wife told him to stay, telling him where are you ever going to hear 60,000 singing your name......

Haha. Complete BS. Plus at least playing for France he had around 80k fans singing his name, so I'm sure he won't miss the Taxpayer's stadium much.

 

[DJS]

I don't understand why they had to make a comment at all. Why bother?

He wanted to go home to France for family reasons and it was all played out in public. I can't help but think a lot of clubs would just have let it progress behind the scenes until an agreement with all parties are happy and then release the news. There's doing it the right way, then there's doing it the West Ham way!

Yep, you can see he was clearly homesick.

He hasn't fucked off to a rival over here or gone to China for mega wages, he wanted to go back to his home country and they could have shown a little more respect for him really.

Although they are cretins so what do you expect really.

I'm sure they weren't this bad at Brum, although thought Brady herself was a massive **** even back then. But she seems to have somehow managed to up it a level.

 

[DJS]

According to one spammers fan (on talksport ) payet's wife told him to stay, telling him where are you ever going to hear 60,000 singing your name......

Would he have actually been able to hear them even if they were singing his name?

 

[Lilbaz]

Would he have actually been able to hear them even if they were singing his name?

He'd be lucky to have seen them.

 

[Armstrong_11]

Payet for Snodgrass and Hogan...

are they still info Hogan????

rumors is he is moving to Villa. so... he rather move to a championship club then to west ham

 

[DJS]

are they still info Hogan????

rumors is he is moving to Villa. so... he rather move to a championship club then to west ham

Apparently Billic has decided he doesn't need him... Reckons he feels he is covered by Ayew coming back from ACN (who is more of a winger??) and Sakho, whoever he is.

Or Hogan turned them down and they're trying to save face lol. But I doubt very much that's the case.

 

[Mr-T]

Karren Brady, what a shitgargler.

Last week in her Sun column https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/foot...-at-anfield-and-why-west-ham-wont-copy-spurs/ she took a swipe at our new stadium saying 'THREE cheers for Spurs who announce that the crowd in their new stadium will be extra-loud due to acoustic technology involving an aluminium-lined, curved roof and padded seats.

We didn’t consider such additions at the London Stadium. And, anyway, we like to think Hammers fans can make enough noise to raise our own spectacular roof.'

Yet on West Ham's OWN WEBSITE http://www.whufc.com/new-stadium/about/design-features it says 'The record-breaking new roof, the largest of its kind in the world, will cover every seat in the Stadium, and its special acoustic design will allow Hammers fans to create a cauldron of noise on matchdays'.

Could she make herself look any bigger a mug if she tried?

 

[kev1nxxx]

I think she can and will

 

[TheChosenOne]

Karren Brady, what a shitgargler.

Last week in her Sun column https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/foot...-at-anfield-and-why-west-ham-wont-copy-spurs/ she took a swipe at our new stadium saying 'THREE cheers for Spurs who announce that the crowd in their new stadium will be extra-loud due to acoustic technology involving an aluminium-lined, curved roof and padded seats.

We didn’t consider such additions at the London Stadium. And, anyway, we like to think Hammers fans can make enough noise to raise our own spectacular roof.'

Yet on West Ham's OWN WEBSITE http://www.whufc.com/new-stadium/about/design-features it says 'The record-breaking new roof, the largest of its kind in the world, will cover every seat in the Stadium, and its special acoustic design will allow Hammers fans to create a cauldron of noise on matchdays'.

Could she make herself look any bigger a mug if she tried?

Silence reigned - and they all got wet !

 

[Col_M]

Karren Brady, what a shitgargler.

Last week in her Sun column https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/foot...-at-anfield-and-why-west-ham-wont-copy-spurs/ she took a swipe at our new stadium saying 'THREE cheers for Spurs who announce that the crowd in their new stadium will be extra-loud due to acoustic technology involving an aluminium-lined, curved roof and padded seats.

We didn’t consider such additions at the London Stadium. And, anyway, we like to think Hammers fans can make enough noise to raise our own spectacular roof.'

Yet on West Ham's OWN WEBSITE http://www.whufc.com/new-stadium/about/design-features it says 'The record-breaking new roof, the largest of its kind in the world, will cover every seat in the Stadium, and its special acoustic design will allow Hammers fans to create a cauldron of noise on matchdays'.

Could she make herself look any bigger a mug if she tried?

Want makes the roof Record Breaking?

 

[Armstrong_11]

And, anyway, we like to think

these few words sums up West Ham management pretty nicely.

 

[Nine while nine]

So you've had to rather embarrassingly dismantle your wall art celebrating your only top-class player because he went on strike and decided he never wanted to play for your crappy little club ever again.

But what to replace it with?

A representation of one of your glory, glory nights in Europe? Hmm. Probably best not.

A picture of your most recent cup-winning team? Hmm. The colours need to claret and blue, not sepia.

Maybe an homage to the beloved Board member who oversaw the best ever stadium transition ever? Hmm. Don't want to attract the vandals or indeed scare the police horses.

So what then?

I know. Why not celebrate the time West Ham won goal of the season? Admittedly, it's not officially the goal of the season because the season hasn't ended yet and there are lots of other candidates, but as long as they stick some quotes up there from a few randoms to make it seem like it was, then that would be OK, wouldn't it? Not small time at all, is it? And everyone will come and look and say 'Wow. What a great player Andy Carroll is.' And absolutely no-one will take the piss and say 'Bloody hell. I remember that day. The day Andy Carroll got whiplash scoring a goal. What a crock.' Oh no. That wouldn't happen at all. Would it?

Anyway, here it is in all its glory...

 

[Shadydan]

So you've had to rather embarrassingly dismantle your wall art celebrating your only top-class player because he went on strike and decided he never wanted to play for your crappy little club ever again.

But what to replace it with?

A representation of one of your glory, glory nights in Europe? Hmm. Probably best not.

A picture of your most recent cup-winning team? Hmm. The colours need to claret and blue, not sepia.

Maybe an homage to the beloved Board member who oversaw the best ever stadium transition ever? Hmm. Don't want to attract the vandals or indeed scare the police horses.

So what then?

I know. Why not celebrate the time West Ham won goal of the season? Admittedly, it's not officially the goal of the season because the season hasn't ended yet and there are lots of other candidates, but as long as they stick some quotes up there from a few randoms to make it seem like it was, then that would be OK, wouldn't it? Not small time at all, is it? And everyone will come and look and say 'Wow. What a great player Andy Carroll is.' And absolutely no-one will take the piss and say 'Bloody hell. I remember that day. The day Andy Carroll got whiplash scoring a goal. What a crock.' Oh no. That wouldn't happen at all. Would it?

Anyway, here it is in all its glory...


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Oh piss off, so unbelievably small time

 

[ernie78]

So you've had to rather embarrassingly dismantle your wall art celebrating your only top-class player because he went on strike and decided he never wanted to play for your crappy little club ever again.

But what to replace it with?

A representation of one of your glory, glory nights in Europe? Hmm. Probably best not.

A picture of your most recent cup-winning team? Hmm. The colours need to claret and blue, not sepia.

Maybe an homage to the beloved Board member who oversaw the best ever stadium transition ever? Hmm. Don't want to attract the vandals or indeed scare the police horses.

So what then?

I know. Why not celebrate the time West Ham won goal of the season? Admittedly, it's not officially the goal of the season because the season hasn't ended yet and there are lots of other candidates, but as long as they stick some quotes up there from a few randoms to make it seem like it was, then that would be OK, wouldn't it? Not small time at all, is it? And everyone will come and look and say 'Wow. What a great player Andy Carroll is.' And absolutely no-one will take the piss and say 'Bloody hell. I remember that day. The day Andy Carroll got whiplash scoring a goal. What a crock.' Oh no. That wouldn't happen at all. Would it?

Anyway, here it is in all its glory...


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Who the hell is Noel Lawlor?

"Have my crown" Fuck me!

 

[Syn_13]

So you've had to rather embarrassingly dismantle your wall art celebrating your only top-class player because he went on strike and decided he never wanted to play for your crappy little club ever again.

But what to replace it with?

A representation of one of your glory, glory nights in Europe? Hmm. Probably best not.

A picture of your most recent cup-winning team? Hmm. The colours need to claret and blue, not sepia.

Maybe an homage to the beloved Board member who oversaw the best ever stadium transition ever? Hmm. Don't want to attract the vandals or indeed scare the police horses.

So what then?

I know. Why not celebrate the time West Ham won goal of the season? Admittedly, it's not officially the goal of the season because the season hasn't ended yet and there are lots of other candidates, but as long as they stick some quotes up there from a few randoms to make it seem like it was, then that would be OK, wouldn't it? Not small time at all, is it? And everyone will come and look and say 'Wow. What a great player Andy Carroll is.' And absolutely no-one will take the piss and say 'Bloody hell. I remember that day. The day Andy Carroll got whiplash scoring a goal. What a crock.' Oh no. That wouldn't happen at all. Would it?

Anyway, here it is in all its glory...


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They really are the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[aliyid]

Yep, you can see he was clearly homesick.

He hasn't fucked off to a rival over here or gone to China for mega wages, he wanted to go back to his home country and they could have shown a little more respect for him really.

In a back to front way it really makes me appreciate how we handled the VDV transfer back to Hamburg under similar circumstances.

Guessing Payet won't have the same affinity and love with WHAM that Rafa does with Spurs

 

[Col_M]

Oh piss off, so unbelievably small time

How dare you dismiss the opinion of ig.kaia ?

 

[Spurger King]

So you've had to rather embarrassingly dismantle your wall art celebrating your only top-class player because he went on strike and decided he never wanted to play for your crappy little club ever again.

But what to replace it with?

A representation of one of your glory, glory nights in Europe? Hmm. Probably best not.

A picture of your most recent cup-winning team? Hmm. The colours need to claret and blue, not sepia.

Maybe an homage to the beloved Board member who oversaw the best ever stadium transition ever? Hmm. Don't want to attract the vandals or indeed scare the police horses.

So what then?

I know. Why not celebrate the time West Ham won goal of the season? Admittedly, it's not officially the goal of the season because the season hasn't ended yet and there are lots of other candidates, but as long as they stick some quotes up there from a few randoms to make it seem like it was, then that would be OK, wouldn't it? Not small time at all, is it? And everyone will come and look and say 'Wow. What a great player Andy Carroll is.' And absolutely no-one will take the piss and say 'Bloody hell. I remember that day. The day Andy Carroll got whiplash scoring a goal. What a crock.' Oh no. That wouldn't happen at all. Would it?

Anyway, here it is in all its glory...


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I suspect the next 'great' moment they'll depict will be a picture of that Carroll image being painted.

@some_twat - "I remember it like it was yesterday. Because it was."

 

[Armstrong_11]

Totally agree. Who are those people? Random Twitter folk? Is that dean Ashton the former striker or something?