Man City Vs Tottenham: Match Thread

[VegasII]

Generally speaking, a lot of people need to grow up.

Now leave me alone please. Mr Ticklebelly is coming to tea and I have to dress Jemima up.

Is Jemima a very sleepy/lazy dominatrix and Mr Tickleberry the local MP/cash cow?

 

[teok]

https://twitter.com/footyforce/status/698937971777654784

Exactly mate. Exactly.

I was out of breath just listening

 

[Hazardousman]

I thought you were with Katie Perry?

I uhh...just you know, I was just taking a break...

 

[Spurger King]

I've got a bit of a tough week ahead, and this win really has lifted my mood! Just a shame I'm going to miss the Fiorentina match.

 

[Pimp_Spur]

Spam I know but it is possible. A surgeon in the 70s successfully transplanted a monkeys head!

Yeah and he put it on Martin Keowns body

 

[Dharmabum]

http://football-talk.co.uk/109887/t...celebrate-on-twitter-after-beating-man-city/?

 

[Hazardousman]

https://twitter.com/footyforce/status/698937971777654784

Exactly mate. Exactly.

Basically how I reacted however I ran out of breath after about 3 seconds.

 

[dirtyh]

Christ...time to realise this is a special season when even my mum is texting me about the football!

hang on. forget the texting, how the fuck did she get out of the dungeon in the first place????? ffs.

 

[EJWTartanSpur]

My god I'm doling out positive reps like a pill dealer at Colours Fest. Even gave a 'winner' to somebody that had clearly accidentally submitted a completely blank post. The buzz won't go away. No sleep tonight.

 

[Sweetsman]

Did you ever here about the Christmas day 'truce' football match between British and German troops during WW1? I think that's quite relevant.

Yes, there was a Christmas advert about it. Perhaps, they could do the same for us.

 

[Hazardousman]

Do man city still do that tunnel cam?

Looking forward to that if they do it when they lose.

The only cam they will need now is one they can stick up their players arses and guide to their lower intestinal tract to check for ulcers after the trauma and stress they have just had to deal with.

 

[Sweetsman]

Spam I know but it is possible. A surgeon in the 70s successfully transplanted a monkeys head!

You're right, but Jack Wilshere has been plagued by injuries ever since.

 

[Always Offside]

You're right, but Jack Wilshere has been plagued by injuries ever since.

Gareth Bale anyone ?

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Typical whitewash by MOTD, who are doing their best to make today look like a snatch and grab.

 

[tdk101]

Henry just mentioned in Sky about the City players' strange non-celebration after Iheanacho's goal. All the mercenaries jealous of a young player? Or Iheanacho not getting along with other senior players?

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

What game was Pellegrini watching?

Rochdale, the next team he will likely be managing...............

 

[gp13tot]

Didnt watch the game, but having seen the highlights now on motd2

1 not a pen for me
2 many in the thread were saying citeh didnt do much but it looked like we rode our luck a good few times.

Seemed a fortunate, but massive win

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Nice to see the pundits being Spurs though, despite the highlights editing.

 

[DiamondLites]

Jesus wept give Lamela some credit MOTD you turds!!!

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Amazing really that City, United, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal (let alone Leicester!!!) have all attempted to park the bus against us this year...