Mirror, Mirror, on the wall...

[Rocksuperstar]

Who's the fugliest of them all? :think:

Frank Ribery?

Peter Beardsley?

Slaven Bilic?

Ian Dowie?

Happy Harry Redknapp?

David Wheater?

Tevez?

Roooooney?

 

[LSUY]

It has to be Ribery. He looks like Frankenstein's monster.

 

[Marty]

I'm gonna be different and say Ian Dowie

 

[Rocksuperstar]

See, i went with Ribery too, but until he came along i would've gone with Bilic - he looks like the Kurgen out of Highlander

 

[Kyras]

Bilic is a good looking fella, looks like Niko Bellic crossed with Anthony Bourdain, it's just a bad pic. Has to be Dowie/Kuyt as Ribery had a car accident and doesn't count.

 

[LSUY]

See, i went with Ribery too, but until he came along i would've gone with Bilic - he looks like the Kurgen out of Highlander

:lol: I never noticed that until now.

That raises another question. Who would win in a fight between Kurgen and Frankenstein's monster? :think:

 

[Defsta]

Dowie, seconded to Kyras :think:

 

[HuggyBear]

Martin Keown

 

[Sbix]

didn't even look at the picture before going doggyface Redknapp.. but looking at the pic.. Ribery looks as Teemu says like Frankensteins monster. By far the ugliest normal person i've ever seen..

 

[Bonjour]

Slavan Bilic looks like a rapist.

 

[KentuckyYid]

It's gotta be Dowie who looks like the troll that lives under the bridge

 

[Bill_Oddie]

I voted Appy Arry.

NOt because he's the ugliest but because seeing as I will never be able to get him arrested for corruption this is the next best (well, 2nd next best, maybe) thing.

 

[AW?]

I'll go for Arry too actually. He once put me off my tea so that's good enough reason for me.

 

[Kendall]

check out this awesome Ribery action figure

 

[CosmicHotspur]

I was reprimanded for calling a footballer ugly a little while ago!

 

[That Guy]

didn't even look at the picture before going doggyface Redknapp.. but looking at the pic.. Ribery looks as Teemu says like Frankensteins monster. By far the ugliest normal person i've ever seen..

To be fair you probably wouldn't look too great if you had your face practically ripped off in a car accident.

 

[Netty]

I think Ronney's quite cute. It was between Beardsley & Ribery for me.

 

[shelfsideyid]

Deffo' Ribbery

looks like a subject from a plastic surgeon training school..

 

[bomberH]

Tevez looks like a model in that pic compared to the others (and compared to what he usually looks like).

'Arry & Ribery have both had car crashes so they're not naturally that ugly, although both very, very horrible on the eye.

On that basis, i'd go for Dowie. He looks ugly and thick. And that is a particularly bad picture of him.

Our ugliest player is the new boy who, in this pic, is just about to receive cock.

 

[idlepete]

Martin Keown.