Other teams transfer rumours/signings

[tiger666]

Few links (paper talk crap) of Liverpool going for Honda.
I would cry if this were true, imo he his one of the few players who has the same ability as Modric,
and if he is available Spurs should be all over it.

I bought him on FM as a Modric replacement. Did well, though I was hoping for a few more Hundred Hand Slaps..

 

[Sum Monsterism]

I bought him on FM as a Modric replacement. Did well, though I was hoping for a few more Hundred Hand Slaps..

**looks for "I get the streetfighter 2 reference / showing your age there pal" rating**

 

[Misfit]

About the only one more, you know, alternative lifestyle than Honda was Dhalsim. An obese bloke with a pony-tail and a triple-jointed anorexic from India.

 

[Sum Monsterism]

About the only one more, you know, alternative lifestyle than Honda was Dhalsim. An obese bloke with a pony-tail and a triple-jointed anorexic from India.

You mean other than the mutated ex-army electricity creating flame haired vampire / green gorilla hybrid?

 

[Misfit]

Blanka was raised in the jungles of Brasil. It doesn't get more heterosexual than that my friend. He's like Arnie but without the accent and green. Dafuq more do you want?

Chun-Li was harder than fatso and stickman.

 

[tiger666]

Blanka was raised in the jungles of Brasil. It doesn't get more heterosexual than that my friend. He's like Arnie but without the accent and green. Dafuq more do you want?

Chun-Li was harder than fatso and stickman.

..and fucking hot

 

[Misfit]

..and fucking hot

No doubt. Pig-tails and a temper. Humina.

 

[tiger666]

On BBC now

FOOTBALLNow for some stories from across Europe courtesy of our friends atBBC MonitoringandMarca reportsthatNeymarhas reportedly signed an agreement to join Barcelona after representing Brazil in June's Confederations Cup

 

[tiger666]

PSG have contacted Rafa Benitez too.

 

[Misfit]

Hhm, where does Old Cowlick Carlo end up? Back in Italy or maybe at Malaga to replace Pelegrini when he inevitably joins citeh maybe.

 

[Marty]

Hhm, where does Old Cowlick Carlo end up? Back in Italy or maybe at Malaga to replace Pelegrini when he inevitably joins citeh maybe.

Real Madrid

 

[beats1]

Ancelotti to Real Madrid seems done, apparently it has been a life long ambition to be sacked from Real after a successful season

Real Madrid want 3 players this season according to sport to give Carlo; Isco, Bale and Lewandoski for €130-140million

Neymar signing for Barca is getting closer but Santos want to send him away so he will sign it seems after confederations cup and go after their first home game(spanish papers)

Robinho to Santos may happen to replace Neymar

Abidal still in negotiations whether to leave on a free

AVB wants to start his revolution by signing 2 of Villa, Benteke, Hulk and Lopez. Villa was apparently very impressed with him and potentially 3 may come if Bale leaves. Dempsey to leave and Ade to leave if we sign Benteke and potentially defoe to leave if he wants

David Luiz is being watched by Real Madrid and Barca because Jose might not want him but Barca want Thiago Silva

 

[Gassin's finest]

I would actually enjoy seeing Neymar go to Barca. To me he's like the Bieber of football... annoying little faggot, nowhere near as good as he or his baying fans think he is, and his transfer will be akin to Bieber's visit to London which was by all accounts a disaster and he left crying that he'd never return...

... IMHO of course...

 

[Lufti]

Ancelotti to Real Madrid seems done, apparently it has been a life long ambition to be sacked from Real after a successful season

Real Madrid want 3 players this season according to sport to give Carlo; Isco, Bale and Lewandoski for €130-140million

Neymar signing for Barca is getting closer but Santos want to send him away so he will sign it seems after confederations cup and go after their first home game(spanish papers)

Robinho to Santos may happen to replace Neymar

Abidal still in negotiations whether to leave on a free

AVB wants to start his revolution by signing 2 of Villa, Benteke, Hulk and Lopez. Villa was apparently very impressed with him and potentially 3 may come if Bale leaves. Dempsey to leave and Ade to leave if we sign Benteke and potentially defoe to leave if he wants

David Luiz is being watched by Real Madrid and Barca because Jose might not want him but Barca want Thiago Silva

I'll take Villa and Hulk with a side order of Benteke

 

[beats1]

Real Madrid apparently now €30million for higuain and Juve are only willing to offer €20million, if Real dont accept Juve will try for Osvaldo or Hernandez from united

Ter Stegan is looking likely to go Barca

Man United according to Marca are offering €18million for Thiago alcantara(we should be over this and his wages are insanely low)

Marca the Real Madrid paper says Higuaín, Di María, Modric, Coentrao, Benzema and Pepe are available if a good offer comes in for them and it says Modric may be used in a possible Bale and that Mourinho maybe interested in Coentrao and Benzema.

 

[beats1]

I'll take Villa and Hulk with a side order of Benteke

I really dont like Hulk massively overrated imo

 

[Mouse!]

Fulham announce the signing of former Athetic Bilbao central defenderFernando Amorebieta, 28, on a four-year deal. Amorebieta has eight international caps for Venezuela and one goal which came in a 1-0 victory against Argentina in a 2014 World Cup qualification match.

Good signing on a free for Jol.

 

[van_Pommel]

I really dont like Hulk massively overrated imo

Poor mans Bale.

 

[beats1]

Fulham announce the signing of former Athetic Bilbao central defenderFernando Amorebieta, 28, on a four-year deal. Amorebieta has eight international caps for Venezuela and one goal which came in a 1-0 victory against Argentina in a 2014 World Cup qualification match.

Good signing on a free for Jol.

Indeed got reported in Spain a while ago and they think he will be next season's Michu

Poor mans Bale.

I disagree he is like Defoe but built like a tank

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Real Madrid apparently now €30million for higuain and Juve are only willing to offer €20million, if Real dont accept Juve will try for Osvaldo or Hernandez from united

Ter Stegan is looking likely to go Barca

Man United according to Marca are offering €18million for Thiago alcantara(we should be over this and his wages are insanely low)

Marca the Real Madrid paper says Higuaín, Di María, Modric, Coentrao, Benzema and Pepe are available if a good offer comes in for them and it says Modric may be used in a possible Bale and that Mourinho maybe interested in Coentrao and Benzema.

be surprised if Barca let Thiago go tbh