Player Watch Player Watch - Lucas Moura

[Archibald&Crooks]

You see the deal is on
The deal is off
On, off, on, off
Your cap you have to doff
You do the Hokey Cokey and show him around
That's what it's all about...

[Chorus]
Woah, the hokey cokey
Woah, the hokey cokey
Woah, the hokey cokey
Bald ****, late deal, ra ra ra!

 

[Johnny J]

You see the deal is on
The deal is off
On, off, on, off
Your cap you have to doff
You do the Hokey Cokey and show him around
That's what it's all about...

[Chorus]
Woah, the hokey cokey
Woah, the hokey cokey
Woah, the hokey cokey
Bald ****, late deal, ra ra ra!

Did Moura just instagram this, Malcom-style?

 

[talkshowhost86]

If this deal is getting closer I hope someone is putting some superglue on the goalposts so they can't be moved.

Actually fuck that stick them in six foot of cement.

 

[philll]

Don't do that, the retractable pitch won't work.

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

I can already see the problem here. Levy has agreed on the £23M price, but has insisted on £23/year for 1 million years.

 

[St José Dominguez]

Not gonna lie him being bald bugs me.

These days he does look a bit like he used to be the young hot thing but now his wife has left him and he's burnt the findus crispy pancakes again.

 

[King of Otters]

Encouraging to see we may have reached the 'agreement with the player stage', with still another week to go in the transfer window.

That leaves us plenty of time for the 'massively overplay our hand with the selling club stage' before he's sold elsewhere and we can all get on with our lives.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Not gonna lie. I like that he is bald, dont know why and it freaks me out.

Less friction

 

[Dan Stallworthy]

You see the deal is on
The deal is off
On, off, on, off
Your cap you have to doff
You do the Hokey Cokey and show him around
That's what it's all about...

[Chorus]
Woah, the hokey cokey
Woah, the hokey cokey
Woah, the hokey cokey
Bald ****, late deal, ra ra ra!

Had me in stitches hahaha

 

[arunspurs]

Spurs fans who don't want Lucas now, will be one's who will be up in arms when we don't sign him after deadline day passes...

 

[Dan Stallworthy]

Not gonna lie. I like that he is bald, dont know why and it freaks me out.

Aerodynamic = Extra pace

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

You see the deal is on
The deal is off
On, off, on, off
Your cap you have to doff
You do the Hokey Cokey and show him around
That's what it's all about...

[Chorus]
Woah, the hokey cokey
Woah, the hokey cokey
Woah, the hokey cokey
Bald ****, late deal, ra ra ra!

Last line is disgustingly brilliant

 

[Duskwen]

JJ confirming the stuff about Moura being in London discussing a permanent deal.

 

[SpartanSpur]

If Levy is indeed going out on a limb to sign Moura when Poch isn't too fussed that's quite interesting, in the hope it can help our season.

What do the Levy has no ambition crowd say then?

Why didn't he just pay £80m and sign Mahrez I assume

 

[lukespurs7]

FWIW it's not the personal terms w/ Moura that I'd be worried about agreeing on, it's the fee that PSG is going to want in return. It's great that he's reportedly in London talking with us but what good does that do unless PSG budge on their fee?

This

 

[Duskwen]

https://twitter.com/jetsetyid/status/956650610694082560

 

[SpursSince1980]

I know it's been cleared up -- but the potential news about Poch not being aligned with Levy seems a bit odd, if they were showing him around their training ground. You'd think they wouldn't take it that far if the manager hasn't expressed any interest.

That said, it's a moot point by the sounds of it.

I hope we bring the guy in. We could use some extra creativity in the team. As long as he can play the Poch way, I can imagine he'll be quite impactful.

 

[lukespurs7]

I think the key thing with Lamela is his contract, its decision time. Do we commit or offload.

One can dream

 

[Hoopspur]

I’m not very quick at cryptics - blue and yellow?

 

[mark87]

https://twitter.com/jetsetyid/status/956650610694082560

Could you copy into the thread for those who aren't on twitter?