- Dec 13, 2013
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I got so bored during that game that I decided to do my match ratings in the style of Lionel Bart.
Overall, there were far too many Mr Bumbles and nowhere near enough Artful Dodgers, but special mentions for:
The Referee:
Oliver, Oliver, never before has a ref been so poor.
Trippier:
Consider Yourself well in.
Consider Yourself Man of the Ma-a-atch
Pochettino:
Do you have to pick Sissoko, do you?
Ohhh, do you have to pick Sissoko, do you?
And please, sir, can I have some Moura?
And a special guest appearance by Troy Deeney with 'Food, Glorious Food'.
Overall, what would I do to not have to watch that again?
I'd do anything.
In was looking for the sweet red rose reference to Danny.
Still, we hit the bullseye twice.