Saido Berahino

[Sweech]

Gosh.

Throughout this thread?

I've made thirteen comments on a 38 page thread. Let's accept that 20 posts are accepted per page of said thread. 760 posts have been made. I have made 13.

I've done the math. And extrapolated any variants, crunched the numbers...

And it turns out your the ****.

Who would have thunk?

You're*

 

[Mustard]

You're*

Your a git

 

[mpickard2087]

I mean no offence mate, but unless your "ITK" is verified, it's no different than a stranger down the pub telling me it, which is usually the same source the rags get there "a source close to" info from.

Fair enough and none taken, I don't purport or seek to be ITK. I get a smidgen of random info very occasionally. But after 16,000+ ( ) posts I'd like to think that it can be seen I'm not someone who's turned up desperately blagging it for attention, and just passing on what I have heard.

 

[Mustard]

Fair enough and none taken, I don't purport or seek to be ITK. I get a smidgen of random info very occasionally. But after 16,000+ ( ) posts I'd like to think that it can be seen I'm not someone who's turned up desperately blagging it for attention, and just passing on what I have heard.

Archie scared us all. One must never go agin Him for fear of being banished.


Yet he talks shit. He talketh shit.

Watch me being bannered. I will teketh it brethren

 

[Sweech]

Your a git

Says the one who still seemingly has the time to post and type, but no time to provide facts for statements presented.

 

[Mustard]

Says the one who still seemingly has the time to post and type, but no time to provide facts for statements presented.

Dry your eyes mate

 

[Sweech]

Dry your eyes mate

 

[Mustard]

Twat.

 

[Mustard]

In my culture we call you foo foo

 

[Sweech]

In my culture we call you foo foo

Most informative thing you've posted in the thread so far.

I do suggest putting away the handbags for now though, it's not much fun as you're not very good at this.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Archie scared us all. One must never go agin Him for fear of being banished.


Yet he talks shit. He talketh shit.

Watch me being bannered. I will teketh it brethren

I do quite often talk shit and say so all the time.

I don't need telling.

You do

 

[Vwbottom]

I actually saw Saido walking a little old lady across the road..... "What a nice boy you are" I heard her say, she gave him some toffees from her bag.... He looked well chuffed.

 

[diamond lights]

I actually saw Saido walking a little old lady across the road..... "What a nice boy you are" I heard her say, she gave him some toffees from her bag.... He looked well chuffed.

Here is the proof for me that he is an outstanding character of high moral fibre. Sign him up.

 

[Mouse!]

I actually saw Saido walking a little old lady across the road..... "What a nice boy you are" I heard her say, she gave him some toffees from her bag.... He looked well chuffed.

Soon, all he could think about was where his next toffee was coming from.

He'd walk old ladies halfway and then demand double the toffees to finish the job, else abandon them to face the peril of the road alone, disoriented and afraid.

Once I saw him spit in an old lady's face "What the **** is this?...******* fudge! Do I look like a fudge man fam?".

Think we should steer well clear, maybe Everton would be a better fit.

 

[Peters]

I actually saw Saido walking a little old lady across the road..... "What a nice boy you are" I heard her say, she gave him some toffees from her bag.... He looked well chuffed.

I think you have him confused with deffo Defoe. Some say they are very much alike

 

[allpaths]

Soon, all he could think about was where his next toffee was coming from.

He'd walk old ladies halfway and then demand double the toffees to finish the job, else abandon them to face the peril of the road alone, disoriented and afraid.

Once I saw him spit in an old lady's face "What the **** is this?...******* fudge! Do I look like a fudge man fam?".

Think we should steer well clear, maybe Everton would be a better fit.

think that's being harsh, if I was promised toffees and was stuck with fudge id tell the old lady to **** off too.
You just need to offer him the right kind of toffee with a few of his mates and he'd be walking ladies over at a prolific rate.

 

[newbie]

Soon, all he could think about was where his next toffee was coming from.

He'd walk old ladies halfway and then demand double the toffees to finish the job, else abandon them to face the peril of the road alone, disoriented and afraid.

Once I saw him spit in an old lady's face "What the **** is this?...******* fudge! Do I look like a fudge man fam?".

Think we should steer well clear, maybe Everton would be a better fit.

Sure that was not Diouf?

 

[McFlash]

Gosh.

Throughout this thread?

I've made thirteen comments on a 38 page thread. Let's accept that 20 posts are accepted per page of said thread. 760 posts have been made. I have made 13.

I've done the math. And extrapolated any variants, crunched the numbers...

And it turns out your the ****.

Who would have thunk?

Maths.
It's maths, for the love of god!

 

[Vwbottom]

Exactly.

Soon, all he could think about was where his next toffee was coming from.

He'd walk old ladies halfway and then demand double the toffees to finish the job, else abandon them to face the peril of the road alone, disoriented and afraid.

Once I saw him spit in an old lady's face "What the **** is this?...******* fudge! Do I look like a fudge man fam?".

Think we should steer well clear, maybe Everton would be a better fit.

....I Might add he drop kicked her back into the road and laughed manically as he ran up the street with a mouthful of toffee..

 

[worcestersauce]

It's a shame there is such disharmony on this subject, for me I welcome views that don't align with mine, the fact that they are totally completely and utterly wrong to a degree that beggars belief is neither here nor there.
Berahino would be a terrific asset and we should buy him and there it is.
Joking apart I really don't understand why so many people think otherwise.