Songs for next season

[Adam]

Alright guys, just thought id see if anyone's got any news songs for next year-i've heard one for Ramos which is pretty decent and a good alternative to the old Juande Ramos Blue and White Army:

Ramos, wherever you may be,
You are the King of the Yid Army
You can sh*g my wife
On my setee
Because you won us a cup at Wembley

Anyone got any others?

 

[wizgell]

In my local paper they do columns on us and Arsenal. They did an end of season 'awards' column and handed Chant of the Season to one I've never heard of.

To the tune of the Addams Family

He's absolutely Awesome
In Our Defensive Foursome
From corners he will score-some
Its Super Michael Dawson


I think we should have

Alan Hutton is a yid, is a yid, is a Yid
Alan Hutton is a yid
He hates Gooners

 

[padgateyids]

Shamefully stole from united. its the Ronaldo tune for Modric next seasom

He play on the left.
He plays on the right.
That boy Luka Modric.
Makes Enlgand look shite.

And cos how great the lads down the road r doing what bout these:

Viera woh (long woh)
Viera woh (long woh)
He left the arsenal
since then they have won fuck all.


Its another trophy less season at the Ar5ena1
Another trophy less season at the Ar5ean1
Its another trophy less season
another trophy less season at the Ar5ean1

 

[wizgell]

He plays on the left
He plays on the right
Who needs Ronaldo
When we've got Malbranque

Doesn't rhyme but...

 

[spurslenny]

heard this one in a bar in Prague the season before last

to the Flintstones tune

Arsene, Arsene Wenger
is the biggest n*nce in historee
when he sees a playground
he has a w*nk behind the nearest tree

never heard it sung at the lane though:shrug:

 

[nicdic]

Alright guys, just thought id see if anyone's got any news songs for next year-i've heard one for Ramos which is pretty decent and a good alternative to the old Juande Ramos Blue and White Army:

Ramos, wherever you may be,
You are the King of the Yid Army
You can sh*g my wife
On my setee
Because you won us a cup at Wembley

Anyone got any others?

I'll never forget the afternoon we spent singing our Aaron Lennon song in the B&H beer garden, which was videoed and eventually ended up on Lennon's Myspace page!

You are my Lennon!
My Aaron Lennon!
You make me happy!
When skies are grey!
You're better value!
Than Theo Walcott!
And by the way,
Sol Campbell is gay!

La la la la la, YIDS!
etc.

 

[Adam]

I'll never forget the afternoon we spent singing our Aaron Lennon song in the B&H beer garden, which was videoed and eventually ended up on Lennon's Myspace page!

You are my Lennon!
My Aaron Lennon!
You make me happy!
When skies are grey!
You're better value!
Than Theo Walcott!
And by the way,
Sol Campbell is gay!

La la la la la, YIDS!
etc.

Haha, that was quality-we all thought we were getting in the champs league then too

 

[yiddotilidie]

In my local paper they do columns on us and Arsenal. They did an end of season 'awards' column and handed Chant of the Season to one I've never heard of.

To the tune of the Addams Family

He's absolutely Awesome
In Our Defensive Foursome
From corners he will score-some
Its Super Michael Dawson


I think we should have

Alan Hutton is a yid, is a yid, is a Yid
Alan Hutton is a yid
He hates Gooners

think the Hutton one is decent. I tried o start a very similar song for Dawson about a season ago, my only problem with that song now tho....is that he isn't AWSOME anymore!!!!

 

[wizgell]

God Save Our Ledley King
Long Live Our Ledley King
God Save Our King

Sort out his dodgy knees
No more injuries
We are begging please
God Save our King

To the Tune of Tevez's song at United

Who's that boy with the Spanish Haircut?
Who's that boy that Chelsea Hate?

He scored in the Carling Cup
1-0 down, 2-1 Up

It's Super Jonathan Woodgate

 

[hughy]

John Bostock! Woooooaaaaaaahhhhh!
John Bostock! Woooooooaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
He kissed the badge goodbye,
To make the Palace cry!




Best I could come up with. Not great word-usage, but it's true.

 

[RuislipSpur]

heard this one in a bar in Prague the season before last

to the Flintstones tune

Arsene, Arsene Wenger
is the biggest n*nce in historee
when he sees a playground
he has a w*nk behind the nearest tree

never heard it sung at the lane though:shrug:

That is absolute quality.

 

[juande.is.a.yido]

Al Hutton woooooooah
Al Hutton woooooooah
He always wins the ball
He hates the Ar5ena1

 

[mrboombarrakoomba]

oh when 2 saiiiiiiiiiiiiiiints
go marching in
oh when 2 saiiiiiiiints
go marching in

i want to be
in thaaaaaaaat numbeeeerrrrrrrrrr
when 2 saints go marching in
they're not gay by the way

 

[juande.is.a.yido]

oh when 2 saiiiiiiiiiiiiiiints
go marching in
oh when 2 saiiiiiiiints
go marching in

i want to be
in thaaaaaaaat numbeeeerrrrrrrrrr
when 2 saints go marching in
they're not gay by the way

i dont get it.........

 

[chrissivad]

i dont get it.........

translation of Dos Santos

 

[TheChosenOne]

Arsenal & Chelsea fans are in training for the ditty...

http://www.tellytunes.com/tv-theme-tune.asp?theme_title=Blankety+Blank


'Cos they won fuck all.

 

[spurslenny]

to tune of '2 tribes' by frankie goes to hollywood

when 'two saints' came to spurs
giovani's gonna score
he's gonna score
he's gonna score









ahem, assuming he signs of course

 

[stemark44]

To the tune of Monday,Monday!;

Juande!Juande!So good for me.
Juande!Juande!He's going to win the Premier league
And Juande,Juande,Juande,Juande is our gaurantee,
that Spurs will be the best,thats how its gonna be!

 

[vegassd]

We bought the lad from sunny Spain
He gets the ball he scores again
Fernando Torres
Tottenham's number 9.

:shrug:

 

[recklessyido]

heard this one in a bar in Prague the season before last

to the Flintstones tune

Arsene, Arsene Wenger
is the biggest n*nce in historee
when he sees a playground
he has a w*nk behind the nearest tree

never heard it sung at the lane though:shrug:

Quality we must make this one a regular!! (yeah yeah i know its harsh but wenger loves it)