Songs for next season

[jimbo]

Ball bustingly simple, to the tune of Ole, ole, ole, ole...

Juande, Juande, Juande, Juande,
Ramos, Ramos.

 

[MarkTHFC9]

He leads us forward from the back Woodgate, Woodgate
He scored against the Chelsea Scum Woodgate, Woodgate
He used to play in sunny spain
Nows hes playing at the Lane
Jonny Woodgate Tottenhams 39 (subject to change)

 

[the_king]

I'll never forget the afternoon we spent singing our Aaron Lennon song in the B&H beer garden, which was videoed and eventually ended up on Lennon's Myspace page!

You are my Lennon!
My Aaron Lennon!
You make me happy!
When skies are grey!
You're better value!
Than Theo Walcott!
And by the way,
Sol Campbell is gay!

La la la la la, YIDS!
etc.

My video

 

[Coyboy]

Is it me or do Man U fans invent the best songs. Apart from Paul Scholes, he scores goals and Nicky Butt, Nicky Nicky Butt. They were annoying and shite.

 

[BerbysBootBoy]

heard this one in a bar in Prague the season before last

to the Flintstones tune

Arsene, Arsene Wenger
is the biggest n*nce in historee
when he sees a playground
he has a w*nk behind the nearest tree

never heard it sung at the lane though:shrug:

this has been sung for years and years in pubs and bars you dont really hear it at the lane though, some of the best songs arent sung in the ground probably because we'd all get thrown out lol

 

[domw001]

Reckon my sig could be given a good bash

 

[mrboombarrakoomba]

we'd like a tuaaaaayyy
we'd like a tuaaaaayyy
we'd like a tuaaaaayyy
what you saaaaay,,,,yeah!

 

[Dangerous_Clive]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE, Wherever you may be,
You look like a Gimp with a capital 'G',

................and now i'm stuck.

 

[JKSpurs]

Reckon my sig could be given a good bash

Thats quality. :clap:

 

[mrboombarrakoomba]

Oh I’d rather dust a trophy than a shelf!
Oh I’d rather dust a trophy than a shelf!
I’d rather dust a trophy
Rather dust a trophy
Rather dust a trophy than a shelf!

because i'm a woman not a man
because i'm a woman not a man
i like to do the dusting
i even like to hoover
because i'm a woman not a man

because i'm a woman not a man
because i'm a woman not a man
i like to do the cooking
i even like to iron
because i'm a woman not a man

 

[Andy]

My basic idea for Dos santos

'Giovanni....
Giovanni....
Give him the ball and he'll get a hat trick

Dos Santos....
Dos Santos....
Barcelona were fools to get rid off'
to this music


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nFXCwPlCg0

 

[james82mckay]

i saw on another post a song for gio, to the torres song started:

barcalona let him go... gio gio
he hates the arsenal he's... yido yido,
now he plays at white hart lane...


cant remember the rest, any one know where it is???

 

[bomberH]

For Gio...


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The tune is Geno from Dexy's Midnight Runners. Play around with the lyrics a bit and you have a pretty good chant, especially the trumpet bit, except change the instrument noise to a hooliganesque 'der der der der der...'


"In 2008, in a London club (Oh Gio)....."

 

[paul_1979yid]

Is it me or do Man U fans invent the best songs. Apart from Paul Scholes, he scores goals and Nicky Butt, Nicky Nicky Butt. They were annoying and shite.

Their Anderson song is another good one!!!

 

[yiddotilidie]

For Gio, someone has to think a song that uses the old choc bar 'Trio' advert.

Giiiio, Giiiio,
................
...............

 

[spurslenny]

For Gio, someone has to think a song that uses the old choc bar 'Trio' advert.

Giiiio, Giiiio,
................
...............

giiiiiiio, giiiiiiiiiio
he came from barca
to the tott-ing-ham

 

[yiddotilidie]

giiiiiiio, giiiiiiiiiio
he came from barca
to the tott-ing-ham

it's a deal.....:dance:

 

[smeagol]

It's forever being beautiful,
And the colour's white and blue!
I wore it proudly 'round my neck,
At manchester & crewe.
My father was a hotpsur fan,
Like me grandfather before.
And at white hart lane I love to wear,
The scarf me father wore.

 

[kaiser]

translation of Dos Santos

Sorry, but to save any embarassment: No.

Giovanni, while born in the Spanish-speaking nation of Mexico, is the son of Brasilian footballer Zizinho, whose real name is Gerardo Dos Santos.

So you need to translate his name from Portuguese, not Spanish, and it means: Of The Saints.

Cheers.:beer:

 

[alextheyid]

Sorry, but to save any embarassment: No.

Giovanni, while born in the Spanish-speaking nation of Mexico, is the son of Brasilian footballer Zizinho, whose real name is Gerardo Dos Santos.

So you need to translate his name from Portuguese, not Spanish, and it means: Of The Saints.

Cheers.:beer:

touché sir!..