Superstitions/Spells for the Carabao Cup Final - Manchester City v Tottenham Hotspur

[mrboombarrakoomba]

Morning darlings, I know it's been a while but I was just wondering what your superstitions are for today? Lucky socks, favourite shirt etc?

It's going to very tough game whatever happens. I'm very fortunate to have a ticket and tested negative yesterday for COVID. Can't say i'm not nervous but I'm hopeful
we will give atleast a decent account of ourselves today. I'm a bit annoyed I don't have a navy blue mask and don't fancy wearing a light blue surgical mask either for obvious reasons.

As always, and for old times sake, I believe I have found a spell that might just do the trick today. I only need cooperation from a hundred of you (100 years since the cockeral badge). I know a lot of you are cynical about spells and all that but anyway...........

It's been inspired by the Dulux dog and Professer Poopsnagle's Steam Zeppelin from about 35 years ago. I want you to all focus all your positive inner energies on the photo of the magical cockeral attached to this post. Please place your right index finger (left index finger if you're left handed) on the ball beneath the cockerel and chant the 3rd verse from the Boom Boom Chugger Chugger song:

Over the hill and over the dale
We're on a big quest that must not fail
We're finding a way to make the air clean
And it's all to do with very hot steam

Boom boom chugga chugga boom boom chugga chugga
Boom boom chugga chugga boom boom
Boom boom chugga chugga boom boom chugga chugga
Boom boom chugga chugga chug boom boom
Boom boom chugga chugga chug boom boom

Booom booom barra koooooooooooooomba! Come on you Spurs!


*disclaimer: Please do not chant this spell without having a cup of tea/hot beverage first and certainly not on an empty stomach.
** obviously take your finger away from the screen once you have finished the spell. Leaving it on the screen would just be plain weird!



Over and out! COYS!

 

[Geyzer Soze]

We're going to win.

 

[mrboombarrakoomba]

Now that's the kind of positivity I love to see. Right on brother!

 

[Tucker]

I’ll be wearing my lucky green thong to match our away kit.

if that’s not enough to see the boys over the line, frankly I don’t know what is.

 

[Dave1882]

Normally stick some sort of Spurs shirt on when we’re in finals. But given it’s done fuck all for 13 years, I’ve opted not to bother

 

[DCSPUR64]

Wearing the green with pink trimmings kit today, I will treasure it forever if we lift the cup.

 

[TheTanguy]

I will start drinking 2 hours prior to kick-off. As I did in 2008.

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

Might have a pre game pokey-bum wank.

Can't say it's anything to do with superstition, though.

 

[slartibartfast]

Put my 125yr shirt on. May work Had shave and shaved head as I probably wont be arsed for next 6months if we lose lol.
Really wanna see Kane lift a trophy in a Spurs shirt, same as I did for Keane. Was so happy for him. Was a great day, victory against the odds. Praying we can do it again.
Also praying no dick brain decision like CL Final ruin the game before it starts.

 

[slartibartfast]

Might have a pre game pokey-bum wank.

Can't say it's anything to do with superstition, though.

Routine Sunday then lol.

 

[Wearegoingtowintheleague]

Put my 125yr shirt on. May work Had shave and shaved head as I probably wont be arsed for next 6months if we lose lol.
Really wanna see Kane lift a trophy in a Spurs shirt, same as I did for Keane. Was so happy for him. Was a great day, victory against the odds. Praying we can do it again.
Also praying no dick brain decision like CL Final ruin the game before it starts.

That still really grates on me still. All that effort and work to reach the CL final and have it ruined in the first couple of minutes.

 

[JCRD]

Get drunk

Have a wank. So pretty much some of us will be doing it at the same time which is comforting.

I may eat pizza or scrambled eggs and salmon with baguette. Depends on how healthy I wanna be which is not the case at present so may go for KFC

 

[chinaman]

I still believe in the year ending in 1.

 

[1882andallthat]

We're about to drop a card off at my other half's sister and partner's as it's their 40th wedding anniversary.
Just over 40 years ago in 1981, in another Cup final, this time in a replay something spectacular happened so that's what I'm crossing my fingers and relying on in blind faith, we all remember those famous words uttered by John Motson, it's Villa, it's still Ricky Villa...and he's scored....,and we all know who the opponent's were ??? COYS !!!!

 

[Gassin's finest]

Morning darlings, I know it's been a while but I was just wondering what your superstitions are for today? Lucky socks, favourite shirt etc?

It's going to very tough game whatever happens. I'm very fortunate to have a ticket and tested negative yesterday for COVID. Can't say i'm not nervous but I'm hopeful
we will give atleast a decent account of ourselves today. I'm a bit annoyed I don't have a navy blue mask and don't fancy wearing a light blue surgical mask either for obvious reasons.

As always, and for old times sake, I believe I have found a spell that might just do the trick today. I only need cooperation from a hundred of you (100 years since the cockeral badge). I know a lot of you are cynical about spells and all that but anyway...........

It's been inspired by the Dulux dog and Professer Poopsnagle's Steam Zeppelin from about 35 years ago. I want you to all focus all your positive inner energies on the photo of the magical cockeral attached to this post. Please place your right index finger (left index finger if you're left handed) on the ball beneath the cockerel and chant the 3rd verse from the Boom Boom Chugger Chugger song:

Over the hill and over the dale
We're on a big quest that must not fail
We're finding a way to make the air clean
And it's all to do with very hot steam

Boom boom chugga chugga boom boom chugga chugga
Boom boom chugga chugga boom boom
Boom boom chugga chugga boom boom chugga chugga
Boom boom chugga chugga chug boom boom
Boom boom chugga chugga chug boom boom

Booom booom barra koooooooooooooomba! Come on you Spurs!


*disclaimer: Please do not chant this spell without having a cup of tea/hot beverage first and certainly not on an empty stomach.
** obviously take your finger away from the screen once you have finished the spell. Leaving it on the screen would just be plain weird!



Over and out! COYS!

Best post ever

 

[gavspur]

I figure that I’ve been fully dressed every time we’ve lost a final in my lifetime, so today, I’m gonna watch it bollock naked and see what happens.

 

[yankspurs]

I didnt realize the retro shirt I bought to Philly to wear today was the same one I wore to watch the CL Final in Montreal so I changed it up and am wearing the pink & green away training shirt instead. Dont need that bad juju today.

 

[Dannyspur]

Cup Final Results that went against the odds - so even if Citeh are clear favourites we can and will win!!

Southampton 1 Man U 0
Sunderland 1 Leeds 0
Luton 3 Arsenal 2
Sheffield Wednesday 1 Man U 0
Birmingham 2 Arsenal 1
Wigan 1 Man C 0
Wimbledon 1 Liverpool 0

 

[RickyVilla]

We're about to drop a card off at my other half's sister and partner's as it's their 40th wedding anniversary.
Just over 40 years ago in 1981, in another Cup final, this time in a replay something spectacular happened so that's what I'm crossing my fingers and relying on in blind faith, we all remember those famous words uttered by John Motson, it's Villa, it's still Ricky Villa...and he's scored....,and we all know who the opponent's were ??? COYS !!!!

You’re welcome

 

[Tucker]

Wish I hadn’t worn this thong now.