- Feb 5, 2005
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Morning darlings, I know it's been a while but I was just wondering what your superstitions are for today? Lucky socks, favourite shirt etc?
It's going to very tough game whatever happens. I'm very fortunate to have a ticket and tested negative yesterday for COVID. Can't say i'm not nervous but I'm hopeful
we will give atleast a decent account of ourselves today. I'm a bit annoyed I don't have a navy blue mask and don't fancy wearing a light blue surgical mask either for obvious reasons.
As always, and for old times sake, I believe I have found a spell that might just do the trick today. I only need cooperation from a hundred of you (100 years since the cockeral badge). I know a lot of you are cynical about spells and all that but anyway...........
It's been inspired by the Dulux dog and Professer Poopsnagle's Steam Zeppelin from about 35 years ago. I want you to all focus all your positive inner energies on the photo of the magical cockeral attached to this post. Please place your right index finger (left index finger if you're left handed) on the ball beneath the cockerel and chant the 3rd verse from the Boom Boom Chugger Chugger song:
Over the hill and over the dale
We're on a big quest that must not fail
We're finding a way to make the air clean
And it's all to do with very hot steam
Boom boom chugga chugga boom boom chugga chugga
Boom boom chugga chugga boom boom
Boom boom chugga chugga boom boom chugga chugga
Boom boom chugga chugga chug boom boom
Boom boom chugga chugga chug boom boom
Booom booom barra koooooooooooooomba! Come on you Spurs!
*disclaimer: Please do not chant this spell without having a cup of tea/hot beverage first and certainly not on an empty stomach.
** obviously take your finger away from the screen once you have finished the spell. Leaving it on the screen would just be plain weird!
Over and out! COYS!
It's going to very tough game whatever happens. I'm very fortunate to have a ticket and tested negative yesterday for COVID. Can't say i'm not nervous but I'm hopeful
we will give atleast a decent account of ourselves today. I'm a bit annoyed I don't have a navy blue mask and don't fancy wearing a light blue surgical mask either for obvious reasons.
As always, and for old times sake, I believe I have found a spell that might just do the trick today. I only need cooperation from a hundred of you (100 years since the cockeral badge). I know a lot of you are cynical about spells and all that but anyway...........
It's been inspired by the Dulux dog and Professer Poopsnagle's Steam Zeppelin from about 35 years ago. I want you to all focus all your positive inner energies on the photo of the magical cockeral attached to this post. Please place your right index finger (left index finger if you're left handed) on the ball beneath the cockerel and chant the 3rd verse from the Boom Boom Chugger Chugger song:
Over the hill and over the dale
We're on a big quest that must not fail
We're finding a way to make the air clean
And it's all to do with very hot steam
Boom boom chugga chugga boom boom chugga chugga
Boom boom chugga chugga boom boom
Boom boom chugga chugga boom boom chugga chugga
Boom boom chugga chugga chug boom boom
Boom boom chugga chugga chug boom boom
Booom booom barra koooooooooooooomba! Come on you Spurs!
*disclaimer: Please do not chant this spell without having a cup of tea/hot beverage first and certainly not on an empty stomach.
** obviously take your finger away from the screen once you have finished the spell. Leaving it on the screen would just be plain weird!
Over and out! COYS!