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Zaphod

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Team name (if it’s not already taken)

And it’s a goodnight from him…

Ozzy Osbourne

Diana Ross
Barry Manilow
Joe Pesci
Gene Hackman
Lech Walesa
Bridget Bardot
Gordon Lightfoot
Sophia Loren
Yoko Ono
Willie Nelson
Chubby Checker
Shirley McClaine
Jamie Farr
Frances de la Toure
Woody Allen
Axl Rose
Michael Gambon
Loretta Swit
Carlos Santana
Gloria Gaynor
Bill Wyman
Syd Little
Jim Dale
Melvyn Hayes
Walter Koenig
Art Garfunkel
Burt Bacharach
Buzz Aldrin
Vladimir Putin (joker)

Hopefully they are all fit and healthy enough to be included.
 
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Many years ago, I played a variation of this with some friends down the pub (six celebs each, £1 in the pot each week) and won an absolute stack of dosh when Compo from 'Last of the Summer Wine' carked it. Not many houses have a 'Bill Owen Memorial Bathroom' but mine did, which was only fair, seeing as he paid for the tiling.

Anyway, I've never given the SC version a turn until now, but here goes. I think all these are death sentence free, but please feel free to put me right if I've erred with any of the thirty.

Twenty-nine men and a not-so-little lady

1. Colin Baker
2. Joe Biden
3. Christopher Biggins (joker)
4. James Bolam
5. Danny DeVito
6. William Forsythe
7. Michael Gambon
8. John Goodman
9. Elliott Gould
10. Russell Grant
11. Michael Heseltine
12. Jeffrey Jones
13. Antonio Fargas
14. Joe Lewis
15. John Leyton
16. David McCallum
17. Elon Musk
18. John Prescott
19. David Soul
20. Steven Seagal
21. William Shatner
22. Tom Selleck
23. Neville Southall
24. Sylvester Stallone
25. John Travolta
26. Donald Trump
27. Kathleen Turner
28. Dick Van Dyke
29. Christopher Walken
30. James Woods

I'll have Lukewarm (Biggins) as my joker.
 
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Houdini

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@Nine while nine
Twenty-nine men and a not-so-little lady.

Val kilmer. Cancer.
Mickey Rooney. Already Dead. ?

@Zaphod
And it's goodnight from Him.

Prunella Scales= Alzheimer's
Ozzy scrapes in.....thanks to recent improvement in medicine. ☺️
Bill Oddie. = He has attempted suicide previously.
 
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Val kilmer. Cancer.
Prunella Scales. Alzheimer's.
Mickey Rooney. Dead.
Ozzy scrapes in.....thanks to recent improvement in medicine. ☺️


You mean I can't have Mickey Rooney just because he's dead? Shit, the rules are tough in this game.

OK, I'll go for David Soul and Antonio Fargas instead of Val Kilmer and Mickey Rooney.
 

Zaphod

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I’ll go for Sid Little and Francis de la Tour instead.

I‘ll have Vladimir as my joker.

Thank you.
 

TheChosenOne

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So Pele and The old Pope died before 31/12. In vain.

Of well.

May I have replacements : Jamie Lee Curtis and Ru Paul please
 

Tucker

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Here’s my new list:

Ok, here’s my list, sorry if anyone on here is on it, I don’t know your real names.

Team Name : The Glue Factory

John Motson

David Attenborough (Joker)

William Russell

Joe Biden

Clint Eastwood

Ghislaine Maxwell

Michael Hesletine

Hank Marvin

Tom Baker

Brigit Bardo

Nancy Sinatra

Ruby Wax

George RR Martin.

James Earl Jones

William Shatner

Bob Barker

Harry Belafonte

Mel Brooks

Yoko Ono

Jerry Lee Lewis

The Dalai Lama

Jane Fonda

Iggy Pop

Sylvester McCoy

Robert Wagner

Maggie Smith

Judi Dench

Wendy Craig

Pope Francis

Trevor McDonald.
 
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TheChosenOne

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Here’s my new list:

Ok, here’s my list, sorry if anyone on here is on it, I don’t know your real names.

Team Name : The Glue Factory

John Motson

David Attenborough (Joker)

William Russell

Joe Biden

Clint Eastwood

Ghislaine Maxwell

Michael Hesletine

Leslie Phillips

Tom Baker

Brigit Bardo

Nancy Sinatra

Ruby Wax

George RR Martin.

James Earl Jones

William Shatner

Bob Barker

Harry Belafonte

Mel Brooks

Yoko Ono

Jerry Lee Lewis

The Dalai Lama

Jane Fonda

Iggy Pop

Sylvester McCoy

Robert Wagner

Maggie Smith

Judi Dench

Wendy Craig

Pope Francis

Trevor McDonald.

Leslie Phillips died in November
 

Houdini

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No new lists allowed once the season has started...

And....

Ps Jerry Lee Lewis is dead.
Biden has had at least two Aneurysms.
Bob Barker. You might like to Read his health notes on wiki.
Jane Fonda. Diagnosed. Cancer.
Maggie Smith. Diagnosed. Cancer.
 
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