- Feb 1, 2005
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[Bjork on]It's
Oh
So
Quiet.................. [/Bjork off]
It seems our lack of ITK could possibly do with the fact that our chief whore, nicdic, got married a few months ago and hasn't been seen in public since.
Rumour has it that he's turned into some sort of viagra munching monster with Howard Hughes type hair and nails and was last seen dry humping a fire extinguisher on the wall outside the wedding suite of his honeymoon hotel in Beirut.
Needless to say, we are investigating.
Meanwhile, Spurs in the news.............
Talksport say that Spurs midfielder Sandro could be on his way out of White Hart Lane, with his agent refusing to rule out the possibility of one of "many" expressions of interest in his client turning into a move to Italy.
The Daily Mirror reckon that Juventus are keen to sell reserve striker Amauri to Tottenham in January. The 31-year-old can leave on a free transfer in the summer.
Well done Ashley! The inuagural winner of The Weekly Absolute Tit (or T.W.A.T) is Ashley Cole for a taunt of "Thursday night, Channel 5" - a reference to Manchester City's elimination from the Champions League - which sparked a confrontation between Chelsea and City players in the tunnel after the Blues' 2-1 win on Monday. Classless nerk. Or indeed, Twat if you prefer.
And finally..........Rumour has it that Arsene Wenger is chasing 16yr old child prodegy Dinsdale Farharqueson. The choirboy and brilliant Violinist, from Buckinghamshire has never kicked a football in his life and with Arsene hot on his heels, that's exactly what he's running for. His life.
Until next time. Tards.