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I don't want to research this as I'm at work so you'll have to enlighten my poor naive self....
What the fuck is a sex sling?
It's one of those things @Houdini straps you into in his dungeon.
I don't want to research this as I'm at work so you'll have to enlighten my poor naive self....
What the fuck is a sex sling?
For once Millsey, we agree with each other.If Stoke get Batshuyi I will be seriously pissed off!
Not really the same thing at all.
Our manager actually wants Kane and Alli at the club, unlike Pulis with Berahino.
Get in!For once Millsey, we agree with each other.
Not with 12 months on his contract he won'tRumour is Peace doesn't want Pullis at the club, and is keeping Berahino for his next manager.
Not with 12 months on his contract he won't
In the summer. Peace isn't going to sack pullis his months is he18 months
In the summer. Peace isn't going to sack pullis his months is he
End of window possibility:
Newcastle: Perez, Doumbia, Berahino
WBA: Rondon, Lambert, Anichebe
Stoke: Batshuayi, Crouch, Walters, Bojan
Spurs: Kane
I'm very firmly in the "only get players in who improve squad" camp. But the above list seems very, very weird to me. I guess we have Onomah too, but he's listed on Spurs Official as a Development Squad player - all the players above are clearly senior players. We're not just one striker behind par, we're perhaps two. And I don't think Son, Lamela or Chadli can be fairly characterised as a striker in the way all of the players above clearly can.
I don't have an answer to any of this, it's just weird.
End of window possibility:
Newcastle: Perez, Doumbia, Berahino
WBA: Rondon, Lambert, Anichebe
Stoke: Batshuayi, Crouch, Walters, Bojan
Spurs: Kane
I'm very firmly in the "only get players in who improve squad" camp. But the above list seems very, very weird to me. I guess we have Onomah too, but he's listed on Spurs Official as a Development Squad player - all the players above are clearly senior players. We're not just one striker behind par, we're perhaps two. And I don't think Son, Lamela or Chadli can be fairly characterised as a striker in the way all of the players above clearly can.
I don't have an answer to any of this, it's just weird.
But I thought you were, seriously!If Stoke get Batshuyi I will be seriously pissed off!
End of window possibility:
Newcastle: Perez, Doumbia, Berahino
WBA: Rondon, Lambert, Anichebe
Stoke: Batshuayi, Crouch, Walters, Bojan
Spurs: Kane
I'm very firmly in the "only get players in who improve squad" camp. But the above list seems very, very weird to me. I guess we have Onomah too, but he's listed on Spurs Official as a Development Squad player - all the players above are clearly senior players. We're not just one striker behind par, we're perhaps two. And I don't think Son, Lamela or Chadli can be fairly characterised as a striker in the way all of the players above clearly can.
I don't have an answer to any of this, it's just weird.
End of window possibility:
Newcastle: Perez, Doumbia, Berahino
WBA: Rondon, Lambert, Anichebe
Stoke: Batshuayi, Crouch, Walters, Bojan
Spurs: Kane
I'm very firmly in the "only get players in who improve squad" camp. But the above list seems very, very weird to me. I guess we have Onomah too, but he's listed on Spurs Official as a Development Squad player - all the players above are clearly senior players. We're not just one striker behind par, we're perhaps two. And I don't think Son, Lamela or Chadli can be fairly characterised as a striker in the way all of the players above clearly can.
I don't have an answer to any of this, it's just weird.
Apparently "used to be owned" by Levy - thought I remembered this from earlier in the year : http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queen-jets-germany-private-jet-5937997I don't think it's "our" private jet……But Levy certainly uses it…..read on.
G-THFC - Embraer Legacy 600
Offering an impressive stand up cabin, stunning interior providing comfort and privacy making any journey as relaxing as possible for up to 13 passengers
The aircraft features a stand-up cabin and luxuriously appointed interior with seating comprising individual leather chairs and a side-facing sofa.
The cabin design features three zones, providing comfort and privacy. The capacious baggage hold - the largest of any business jet - is accessible from the cabin during flight, providing access to equipment without sacrificing cabin space.
Other facilities include state of the art chamois leather cloths for the polishing of bald heads, a stool for dwarves to stand on when taking a slash and a sex sling for the more stunted pervert.
G-THFC is equipped with a state of the art entertainment system with two large screens, Airshow cabin information system with moving map display, a satellite phone system with three handsets and full high-speed wireless internet. The full galley is fitted with an oven and microwave and there are two toilets.
The Legacy's fuel-efficient Rolls-Royce AE3007 engines provide a range of over 3,000 nautical miles, bringing destinations in Eastern Europe and North Africa within easy reach of its base in London.
Cruise speed: 500 mph
Max altitude: 41,000 feet
Max range: 3,700 miles
Crew: 2 + cabin attendant
Max passengers: 13