- Feb 1, 2005
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Morning ITK fans
Finally all the waiting came to an end yesterday when we actually made a signing. Bit of a pricktease though as we've now celebrated signing Holtby twice and there are still hopes that we'll sign someone else. Personally i'm not holding my breath.
We've had ITK that AVB still hopes for Willian, I can't see it myself, he hoped for Moutinho too but look how that one panned out. I reckon we'll see more in the way of departures between now and the deadline, which will probably fuel specualtion that we're signing someone as wages are being freed up. So i'm not setting my sights too high.
Every once in a while, I make sure the wife thinks I'm still an old romantic at heart.
I scatter the ironing board with rose petals.
My wife said, "A little birdy told me what to expect off you for my birthday this year."
I had a vision of a sparrow landing on her shoulder and whispering, "Fuck all" in her ear.
She's got dyslexia but still got all angry when she'd tried texting me a crap joke and I replied with, "Bdum Tish."
She said, "Don't call me a dumb shit!"............She's been getting lazy recently so I sent her a text yesterday: "When I get home I expect my supper women!"
I returned home to find the silly bint wearing a red and blue cape.