Morning ITK fans I came home drunk last night and my wife wasn't happy. "How much have you had to drink?" she asked, staring at me. "Nothing" I slurred. "Look at me!" she shouted, "It's either me or the pub, which one is it?" I paused for a second and said, "It's you, I can tell by the voice." GOING UNDERGROUND by The Jam Some people might say this window's in a rut, And Levy's happy sticking what we got Some Spurs fans say that we should strive for more, But Levy's happy he can't see the point. Somethings happening on SC today A show of strength from the ITK brigade and, We're so happy and they are so kind They give us more rumours - of course we don't mind To buy Moutinho and Leandro so we heard several times So the Spurs fans gets what the Spurs fan wants Levy wants want nothing FC Porto's got - We're signing nobody, (signing nobody) Levy's haggling today to save the odd pound We're signing nobody, (signing nobody) But he'll sign youngsters so we can sell for a profit tomorrow Some people might get some info from a mate But we've enough ITK on our plate Some people might need some info to relax Me, I'm too busy dodging between the facts What you see is what you get Levy's made our bed, we have to lie in it He chose our players and placed his trust And all the Spurs fans sing 'In Levy we thrust' You'll see Gareth Bale replaced by a loanee And the Spurs fan wants what the Spurs fan gets Levy don't get what half the Spurs fans want We're signing nobody, (signing nobody) What do the ITK's say, how does their info sound We're signing nobody, (signing nobody) Well let the Spurs fans sing and the Spurs fans shout for tomorrow We talk and talk until our head explodes I logged onto SC and my body froze The braying sheep on my PC screen Make this boy shout, make this boy scream! We're signing nobody! We're signing nobody! THE END I said to the wife last night "I've just heard the cat meow downstairs, that means it's time you trimmed your bush." "How on earth are those two connected?" she asked I replied "Because I thought the fucking thing was laying in your lap"