The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - GOING UNDERGROUND 25th January

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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning ITK fans​
I came home drunk last night and my wife wasn't happy.

"How much have you had to drink?" she asked, staring at me.

"Nothing" I slurred.

"Look at me!" she shouted, "It's either me or the pub, which one is it?"

I paused for a second and said, "It's you, I can tell by the voice."

GOING UNDERGROUND by The Jam

Some people might say this window's in a rut,
And Levy's happy sticking what we got
Some Spurs fans say that we should strive for more,
But Levy's happy he can't see the point.

Somethings happening on SC today
A show of strength from the ITK brigade and,
We're so happy and they are so kind
They give us more rumours - of course we don't mind
To buy Moutinho and Leandro so we heard several times

So the Spurs fans gets what the Spurs fan wants
Levy wants want nothing FC Porto's got -
We're signing nobody, (signing nobody)
Levy's haggling today to save the odd pound
We're signing nobody, (signing nobody)
But he'll sign youngsters so we can sell for a profit tomorrow

Some people might get some info from a mate
But we've enough ITK on our plate
Some people might need some info to relax
Me, I'm too busy dodging between the facts
What you see is what you get
Levy's made our bed, we have to lie in it

He chose our players and placed his trust
And all the Spurs fans sing 'In Levy we thrust'
You'll see Gareth Bale replaced by a loanee
And the Spurs fan wants what the Spurs fan gets
Levy don't get what half the Spurs fans want
We're signing nobody, (signing nobody)
What do the ITK's say, how does their info sound
We're signing nobody, (signing nobody)
Well let the Spurs fans sing and the Spurs fans shout for tomorrow

We talk and talk until our head explodes
I logged onto SC and my body froze
The braying sheep on my PC screen
Make this boy shout, make this boy scream!
We're signing nobody! We're signing nobody!
THE END

I said to the wife last night "I've just heard the cat meow downstairs, that means it's time you trimmed your bush."
"How on earth are those two connected?" she asked

I replied "Because I thought the fucking thing was laying in your lap"
 

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Morning all

Let's please apply the filters here today. I know not much is going on but I rather have 2 pages of relevant posts than 54 pages of scouting reports

As you were!(y)
 

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When I came home from work last night the wife was cooking me Fucking Tesco burgers! As I've learned from past mistakes to never moan about what's being cooked by her I kept my disgust bottled up inside just to keep a happy household."what do you want on your burger?" Came the question.........."£5 each way" went the reply.
 

tony_parkes

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Morning all

Let's please apply the filters here today. I know not much is going on but I rather have 2 pages of relevant posts than 54 pages of scouting reports

As you were!(y)
Good idea, there's nothing worse than off topic posts and people replying to off topic posts......
 

rawhide

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Morning all.

I'm hoping the ITK (and therefore the mood in here) will be much better for Funtime Friday!
 

AX-Spur

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Good morning all! Looking forward to a clean thread with nothing but discussions regarding ITK.


And a signing of Holtby today! Oh, what a good Friday today will be! :LOL:
 

GetSpurredOn

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Got to wonder if we may see some movement today as the deadline for being available over the weekend approaches.
 

ParkySpur

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I fully expect, like most, that Holtby will happen. And I would be happy with Hooper or Negredo to be honest. I think some people need to be realistic. If we are gonna have 3/4 strikers, you don't want 3/4 who completely expect to be 1st choice. We may think that we need replacements for Defoe/Ade, the evil committee I'm sure want good competition.

And the news re: Moutinho, I think we were gonna keep trying, until we realised Holtby would be available for about£20m less.
 

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I will be suprised if we get Holtby in before the summer............if we are to take on board what Schalke are saying.
 

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Positive news from the goat yesterday. I think two players coming in is about the best we can expect.

Assuming one is Holtby, we then have to hope that the other is a striker. Having said that its clear we're also looking at a central midfielder. Is it too much to ask to get Holtby, Diame and a striker?
 

dirtyh

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morning all

it's too quiet. am expecting a rabbit out of the hat as well as hotlby......


...or nothing :cautious:
 

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Good to hear from the goat yesterday evening. Holtby and Negredo in (today please!!) would certainly lift my spirit, and probably most of SC :)
 

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Morning all, less than a week now til the window shuts, fast approaching levy time, I'd be content if the goats news from last night were true, especially if Defoe is actually injured, we will need another striker even if its on loan.
 
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