- Feb 1, 2005
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I said "It's just not like her, it must be a mistake officer."
The policeman replied "What if I told you it was a Greggs van sir?"
Anyway, I had sex wife my best mates wife last night and today i feel fucking awful
I think she's given me the flu
What's that? Stop the silly jokes and get on with it?
If you insist.........
Yesterday we had a couple of titbits, starting with POTL who gave us some colour free ITK......
Just how stupid does he think we are? A Samba is a dance not a chase.POTL said:When: 11 January
Where: COYS
Samba chase has stepped up this morning...
Then The Goat popped his January cherry
Hilarity ensued.The Goat said:When: 11th January
Where: SC
The Goat has heard thus: Benny has a buy out clause in his contract which Arsenal have met. He'd rather stay but is willing to go unless he gets a pay rise. Accusations of greed would be wide of the mark however as his wages put him in the lower bracket of earners at the club.
Anyone else watch the Carling Cup semi-final last night? Not seen Scousers get this excited over one leg since Paul McCartney met Heather Mills.
That's your lot for today. Until next time, hasta la vista constandinos muchachos. Whatever the fuck that means.