The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - THE KARMA CHAMELEON EDITION 11th July 2012

[Tottenham Tom]

Friedal on TalkSport "It's a team sport, I'll do whatever I am asked, number one or number two"

Indirect ITK from Brad that another keeper is coming in.

He wee wees and poo poos on demand?

 

[Singaspursofsixspence]

ahhh..thats me told then.

but in any case, it's just buzzing that we're a team of captains!

 

[Martin Jol Loves Me]

There has been so me cracking ITK whilst I have been away, typically...

Credit will be due to The Journalist for the Lloris ITK.

Brad is also a great servant to the club and i hope he stays on as i think he is a great keeper to have in the squad, his record speaks for himself.

Plus JJ saying 2 strikers in?! Oooh... Assuming one is Ade, did anyone take a good guess at the other one?

R.

With fear of making you cream your Keks, Ade was already on the list

 

[Breezer]

Gerrard is England captain

He said English Captain not England Captain. SP is English and probably Tottenham's captain next season!

 

[Essexyid07]

Morning all, not sure the journalist has actually got anything right yet? (not ITK bashing btw) but i really hope he is right on Lloris!
If we get Lloris,moutinho, Ade wrapped up this week on top of Verts & siggi i predict the biggest SC wankfest in history!

 

[Breezer]

There has been so me cracking ITK whilst I have been away, typically...

Credit will be due to The Journalist for the Lloris ITK.

Brad is also a great servant to the club and i hope he stays on as i think he is a great keeper to have in the squad, his record speaks for himself.

Plus JJ saying 2 strikers in?! Oooh... Assuming one is Ade, did anyone take a good guess at the other one?

R.

I really hope it's Damiao! His finishing looks amazing!

 

[Star_of_Davids]

He said English Captain not England Captain. SP is English and probably Tottenham's captain next season!

I'm not sure that SP will even be a guaranteed starter in the team next season

 

[TriXed]

Dare we dream and wake up to ITK regarding Lloris and Moutinho :O If these two deals can be pulled off in the next 2 weeks or so I will be highly impressed with DL and AVB already. Such a promising window for spurs I wonder if DL's alarm tone every morning is "eryday I'm hustlin" can ITK please comment??

Please god no, I really hope DL does not listen to such tripe.

I envision DL getting up to something like this...
while mouthing the words in the mirror as he cleans his teeth. Plus it may get A&C's lovely round up tune out of your heads!


Back on topic. Seems to be a small split in this Llories chap. I personally know feck all about him but people seem to think he is Gomes mark 2. I hope not (at least not his 1st and 3rd seasons!)

 

[KalSpur]

I'm not sure that SP will even be a guaranteed starter in the team next season

That's what I'm also thinking Star. Have a feeling Parker may miss the first few weeks with injury / recovery and Sandro will take his chance and AVB will stick with him.

 

[Kendall]

What flaws does Lloris have?

Bit slow, nocturnal and is the only venemous primate. He has little pouches of poison/venom on his elbows. He may lick them when threatened and then bite.

 

[Annabel]

So re: strikers, JJ said Ade, Defoe & Kane.
One of those out and two more in.

Defoe to Reading seems to be mentioned, so who are the two new strikers? In no particular order, imagine if we got two of these!

Leandro
Remy
Sturridge
Lewandowski

Happy days!

Although I think we'll get one from that list, and Steffan Freund football genius will bring a young german prospect with him.

 

[duffster]

What flaws does Lloris have?

Typical continental keeper, flaps at crosses, punches when he should catch, but an excellent shot-stopper.

 

[Shepspurs]

I'm not sure that SP will even be a guaranteed starter in the team next season

I hope that nobody is a "guaranteed" starter next season.

 

[Breezer]

I'm not sure that SP will even be a guaranteed starter in the team next season

If Scott Parker is fit, he will play! Alongside Sandro and (Moutinho) in a middle 3. Probably our best player last season and you think he wont be a starter?

 

[Hoopspur]

so let me get this right.

We've got the English captain (Parker), we've signed the Belgian captain, and are moving in to sign the French captain? thats an enviable Leadership crisis is you ask me!

Bale? Or does captain of Wales not count?

Back on Mick Dennis - he refereed one of my sons football matches 2 seasons ago in Hertfordshire. Over officious, jumped up guy who shouts at the players. No way to ref kids football imo (14 year olds). I heard him on Sunday, or the one before, on the radio talking about this part of his life. IMO he does not practice what he preaches (purely my opinion of course). For this reason above all others I can't stand him. Sorry - off topic I guess.

 

[Sum Monsterism]

Bale? Or does captain of Wales not count?

Back on Mick Dennis - he refereed one of my sons football matches 2 seasons ago in Hertfordshire. Over officious, jumped up guy who shouts at the players. No way to ref kids football imo (14 year olds). I heard him on Sunday, or the one before, on the radio talking about this part of his life. IMO he does not practice what he preaches (purely my opinion of course). For this reason above all others I can't stand him. Sorry - off topic I guess.

Isn't ramsey wales captain?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18786041

 

[Hoopspur]

Isn't ramsey wales captain?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18786041

Now that you mention it.........

 

[Stoof]

I think we've exhausted the "captains" chat.

And by that, I mean stop talking about captains.

Thanks.

 

[Hoddle_Ledge]

What time is the AVB press conference today?

Between 1 and 2 on SSN.

 

[SonicSarr]

So... Lloris, Ade and Moutinho are already 'done deals' in my head. Then 2 strikers to come in (I assume the out will be Defoe) and maybe a versatile winger option for Lennon/Bale. Not over fussed about Remy but others seem to like him and he seems to fit the bill for both Striker and Winger roles so our transfer inbox could look like this:

Lloris
Lascelles
Fryers
Vertonghen
Moutinho
Sigurdsson
Remy
Adebayor
Leandro
and...Oscar?
and...Hoilett?

Loving the rumours and ITK but loving the fact that a lot of it is actually happening even more.