Tottenham Vs Bayer Leverkusen: Match Thread

[The Feet of Hoddle]

Everton want Sissoko for 25?

I would take it.

 

[dynamoSpurs]

Sissoko and Son have been Shocking. Sissoko especially !

 

[kitchen]

Lets get this guy

Only 2.5 x the cost of Sissoko! Bargain.

 

[mightyspur]

Watching Sissoko is like time traveling to the Zokora days.

Racist

 

[kaz Hirai]

Eriksen needs shipping out to Hull city on loan

 

[ardiles]

Our successful passing rate must be quite low in this game.

 

[UpTownSpur]

I'm growing more and more convinced that Sissoko is actually an android.

 

[Spurger King]

I'm growing more and more convinced that Sissoko is actually an android.

Someone should try turning him off and on again.

 

[Colston]

Eriksen just letting them fly now. No plan.

 

[DIEHARD]

This is a bit like shallow hal

 

[paulcumpstone]

Eriksen has been as shit as anybody tonight.terrible decision making again

 

[oskathegobshite]

I'm growing more and more convinced that Sissoko is actually an android.

He is like a hench C3PO

 

[Lifeson]

I'm growing more and more convinced that Sissoko is actually an android.

Is his programmer drunk and senile?

 

[Nerine]

Someone should try turning him off and on again.

Nah.

Ctrl+Alt+Del

 

[danielneeds]

Only 2.5 x the cost of Sissoko! Bargain.

And only on £360k a week!

 

[Hazardousman]

This is so far from last seasons side we look like a different team entirely, no amount of Harry Kane is going to save this at the moment.

Something isn't right imo.

 

[Kirito]

Someone should try turning him off and on again.

That actually got a laugh.

 

[guiltyparty]

How many hospital passes we going to give to Sissoko! Are the players trying to get him off?!

 

[Lifeson]

Someone should try turning him off and on again.

Delete system32.

 

[stevensthfc]

Is it me or does Son get the ball stuck under his feet every time he receives the ball?
He ends up taking about 8 touches to do the most simple things.