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Vedran Ćorluka (Transfer Confirmed)

tony_parkes

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What exactly has his agent said? I don't have SSN due to being a Virgin Media customer. Setanta sports news is cack.
 

yiddobrett

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Mar 18, 2005
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Evening all. First post from me today.

Where's the ITK thread ran off to? No ITK in there.

Quite saddened by Kaboul to be fair, would have liked to have seen him get another chance but c'est le vie.

A tiny update from me. Contrary to reports this evening, Corluka was at the game today. About six of my mates work as stewards in the West Stand car park and they saw him and took his car off him. Maybe things have changed since then though if you're to believe SSN.

Has there been anything on the City site?
 

Byron

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Aug 10, 2004
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Evening all. First post from me today.

Where's the ITK thread ran off to? No ITK in there.

Quite saddened by Kaboul to be fair, would have liked to have seen him get another chance but c'est le vie.

A tiny update from me. Contrary to reports this evening, Corluka was at the game today. About six of my mates work as stewards in the West Stand car park and they saw him and took his car off him. Maybe things have changed since then though if you're to believe SSN.

Has there been anything on the City site?

ah mate youve just made it even more confusing. i would have liked kaboul to stay as well, maybe he will if corluka stays at city? maybe... ah what is going on, i havent got a clue anymore:bang:
 

brett.spurs

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What exactly has his agent said? I don't have SSN due to being a Virgin Media customer. Setanta sports news is cack.

He said that personal terms had been agreed, Medical had been passed. Also said Corlukas very unsettled with whats happening, and is just looking to resume his career. At Tottenham!
 

tRiKS

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Jun 6, 2005
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Zokora for RB duty until Hutton is back.. so really a blessing in disguise this collapse becasue anything that keeps Zokora out of CM is a good thing
 

Blue_Mauvey

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Nov 17, 2004
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What are you lot on about? He signed the other day remember...'100%'.

I was told in good faith.
 

mike_l

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I like the idea that when concluding a transfer the conversation goes something like this:

Levy: "Right so we agree on everything?"

Player: "Yes"

Levy: "Great, so if you just sign here and here, initial here...."

Player: "There we go, I'm now a Spurs player then.."

Levy: "Pretty much, now if you hang on a sec I just need you to speak on the phone to my mate Ben and tell him exactly how excited you are and your plans for the day, maybe go for a drink with him or something?"

Player: (Looking bemused) "Err, hello?"

Ben: Hi mate, so you've signed then, thats great, if you look out the window you might be able to see me, left a bit, up, in the tree yeah, look I'm waving now, hiya.....

Deal subsequently falls through under mysterious circumstances......

Seriously, why the funk would they ring Ben as soon as the deal is "done" and tell him all about the flat hunting?
 

Gedi

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I like the idea that when concluding a transfer the conversation goes something like this:

Levy: "Right so we agree on everything?"

Player: "Yes"

Levy: "Great, so if you just sign here and here, initial here...."

Player: "There we go, I'm now a Spurs player then.."

Levy: "Pretty much, now if you hang on a sec I just need you to speak on the phone to my mate Ben and tell him exactly how excited you are and your plans for the day, maybe go for a drink with him or something?"

Player: (Looking bemused) "Err, hello?"

Ben: Hi mate, so you've signed then, thats great, if you look out the window you might be able to see me, left a bit, up, in the tree yeah, look I'm waving now, hiya.....

Deal subsequently falls through under mysterious circumstances......

As If! :duh:








Ben: MATE HI SIGNED YOU THEN, GREAT, I'M IN THE WINDOW, THE OTHER SIDE OF IT, 100%, NO LEFT, UP, IN THE TREE, SEE ME WAVING, GREAT.

That's more believable. :wink:
 

spursfan1991

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Jul 3, 2008
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I like the idea that when concluding a transfer the conversation goes something like this:

Levy: "Right so we agree on everything?"

Player: "Yes"

Levy: "Great, so if you just sign here and here, initial here...."

Player: "There we go, I'm now a Spurs player then.."

Levy: "Pretty much, now if you hang on a sec I just need you to speak on the phone to my mate Ben and tell him exactly how excited you are and your plans for the day, maybe go for a drink with him or something?"

Player: (Looking bemused) "Err, hello?"

Ben: Hi mate, so you've signed then, thats great, if you look out the window you might be able to see me, left a bit, up, in the tree yeah, look I'm waving now, hiya.....

Deal subsequently falls through under mysterious circumstances......

Seriously, why the funk would they ring Ben as soon as the deal is "done" and tell him all about the flat hunting?



:rofl:



I hope Corluka's decision making is more decisive on the pitch.
 

Blue_Mauvey

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Nov 17, 2004
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Ben, the two of us need look no more,
We've both found that you're an im-poster (an im-poster),
With, no Chas to call our own,
We'll both feel so alone,
But then you dear Ben will see,
Coz you are up a tree (yes, you're up a fucking tree).

If Michael Jackson seeks you as a muse then you know it makes (nonce)sense.
 

Rabbi_Krustofski

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Jan 13, 2005
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More like

Levy: "Hi Vedran ..so ..you'll be playing along side Michael Dawson in the Carling Cup games and on the bench during the league games when King and Hutton are fit.

Corluka: [Silence]

Levy: "Hello?"

Corluka: [Hangs up]
 

Kendall

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Feb 8, 2007
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it never does though, berbatov speculation was rife even when the window was shut
 
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