Willian to Chelsea

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The Sun - Tottenham ‏@SunTottenham

9m​

Tottenham set to sign £30m Brazilian star Willian http://bit.ly/17ZUAWL #thfc

My Penis is now firmly in my hand.

 

[spurs-r-us]

My Penis is now firmly in my hand.

yes, mine too!

 

[spurs-r-us]

As in my penis, not your penis in my hands.

 

[tiger666]

yes, mine too!

Why is his penis in your hand?

 

[Maxtremists]

This feels like we're playing a hacked version of FM where we suddenly have money to spend and buying all these players and I for one am loving it.

Nice to know we seem to be balancing out our Afro/Crazy hair quota with this guy

 

[jonnyrotten]

@Jacob_ITK: Oh Willian, Willian it was really nothing!
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I don't understand

What a terrible mess you've made of your life.. if you haven't listened to The Smiths

 

[bern]

Have you a penis centipede?

 

[Gbspurs]

My Penis is now firmly in my hand.

Cryptic? Penis = Willy. If you were from London and talking about your hand you would say 'and. Lose the D and you have Willy an.......... He's signing!!!!

 

[raf18]

Doesn't that imply its not happening?

 

[Ossie'sAardvark]

RAWK in shut down again for being "Spurs Luvvies".

 

[yiddo_4eva]

Doesn't that imply its not happening?

That was my first thought as well

 

[$hoguN]

Interestingly I think we would of heard ITK about any Bale deal being agreed. With it all gone quiet and lack of confidence in Madrid meeting our demands, makes me believe all this spending isn't dependent on Bale.

If it was, would Levy run the risk of putting himself in that situation where he NEEDED to sell Bale which gives Madrid the power.

There's no guarantees (from what we know) Bale's valuation will be met, I doubt Levy would of spent 'Bale' money like crazy with the knwedge he might have to accept 20-30 million below his asking price and in a shitty price structure.

Don't know why I'm struggling to articulate this but people understand me right

Bale is guaranteed to earn us a lot of money no matter if he goes now or next season. This coupled with how close we are to the big boys has probably led to us thinking this is the time to roll the dice.

 

[Third Kit '87]

The cryptic worries me. The Smiths reference points to a Northern force who were great in the 1980's but haven't topped the chart/table for about 25yrs- who does that remind you of?...

*disclaimer- thats a joke*

 

[onthetwo]

"And im loving every second, minute, hour, bigger, stronger, faster POWER!"
SINGING IT ALL DAY FELLAS!!!!!!!

 

[Blackrat1299]

yes, mine too!

What in TESCO'S hand!!!!!!!!

 

[Snarfalicious]

Wayne Veysey ‏@wayneveysey

9m​

Lots going on at Spurs. Willian has chosen #THFC over LFC & is undergoing medical today. Roma chief Sabattini meeting Baldini about Lamela.

 

[nightgoat]

The cryptic worries me. The Smiths reference points to a Northern force who were great in the 1980's but haven't topped the chart/table for about 25yrs- who does that remind you of?...

*disclaimer- thats a joke*

Both lead by dickheads with massively inflated opinions of themselves. The analogy falls down as Morrissey would never associate with Cannibal Suarez, though...

 

[Cavehillspur]

Been busy at work all morning and just catching up, Jesus this window has been crazy, are we really getting Willian?? So excited

 

[Cavehillspur]

Wayne Veysey ‏@wayneveysey

9m​

Lots going on at Spurs. Willian has chosen #THFC over LFC & is undergoing medical today. Roma chief Sabattini meeting Baldini about Lamela.

IF this is true, I think I might wet myself.

 

[Wrenchy]

He does his hair like Ronaldo, he tries to take free kicks like Ronaldo, he wants to go and touch Ronaldo.

Unfortunately he doesn't have a slightly weird crush on any of the players we've brought in.

So be it. I think we'd all be satisfied with the replacements if we could get Willian and Lamela. Although I still can't believe it could possibly all work out that way.

To be fair he would look silly if he did his hair like Willian.