you know youre obsessed with spurs when ....

[yiddo_4eva]

This isnt my story but one of my mates and as far as I know he can't access SC from work so this is on his behalf but told from how I saw it....apologies for the length but it needs the prep-work!

Well, afew weeks ago it was his bday and so we were all round his for a bbq and afew drinks....at about 10.15 or so him and his missus sneaked off upstairs and about 10/15mins later there was a crash and we all thought, 'blimey they're certainly going for it tonight'!...anyway, a minute later he came down rubbing his head shortly followed by his fuming missus looking EXTREMELY pi$$ed off...naturally we all kept quiet why they were both within sight until he came sat on the sofa, flicked the TV on over just in time for MotD to start and let out a little sigh at which point his missus said quite afew colourful words and stormed outside....it was then we asked what was wrong and he said 'We were going at it quite happily when I "pulled out" to go change to MotD and she flipped, stupid b1tch....so she through the alarm clock at me (hence the crash!)'....Me and the other male mates all cracked up at the thought of him doing this while the girls in the room then joined her side and wandered off to the garden.

I think it took him 2 weeks and several meals out before he convinced her to stay again!!

 

[ShelfSide18]

When you raise your game on Pro Evo/Fifa when your playing against Ar5ena1 and Chelsea because losing to them lot is just simply not an option.

When your Arsenal mad, season ticket holding family friends have a new baby in the family, who won't stop balling his eyes out until you sit him on your knee and sing 'we all dream of a team of Robbie Keane's to him until the crying turns to laughter. I loved this one, and also telling them that if he does turn out to be a gooner, at least he won't be a glory hunter.

When your Uni halls enters 2 teams into the 5a-side tournament, one team called the gooners, the other the yids and you finish above them in the group stage and beat them 4-3 with you scoring a scorching drive followed by full Klinsmann celebration.

When you used to bring out the Klinsmann dive in the school playground and shave the skin off your kneecaps, but it was still worth it.

 

[vegassd]

when you shout yiddo at strangers in spurs shirts.

:clap:

When given a choice between having sex later or being told the Spurs score now you choose the score....

...and it's against Burnley...

...and we have already qualified for the CL

That was a pretty disappointing day!

 

[mabolsa_ritchey]

When you're celebrating Crouchy scoring against Man City and then have to sit with your head between your knees for a few minutes cos you feel physically sick at the thought of Spurs throwing it away AGAIN!

When you first meet a bloke, have the awkward moment of being unsure what to talk about, find out he's a yid, then getting lashed up together like he's a long lost mate.

When you're watching Liverpool beat West Ham in an FA cup final and the bar maid is jumping up and down at the winning penalty, you ask her if she's a big Liverpool fan and she replies she's actually Spurs, then banging her (maybe that one doesnt count...)

 

[WhiteStripe]

When you spend the entire weekend with your 3 years old daughter teaching her Tottenham songs so that she can go back to her arsenal supporting Mother, and when asked, "so what did you do with Daddy this weekend" she can reply "Ohhhhh whhheeeennn thhhhee spppuuuurrrss...."

 

[Gassin's finest]

When you spend half the working week trawling the Spurs/Footy blogs/forums.
When you get Spurs logo footmats for your new car.
When you continue to wear your '95 Purple away kit for 5 a side, despite having several bad tears, because it's 'lucky'

 

[Dov67]

when your son tells you at 4 that he wont play with any arsenal supporters at school, and you are secretly busting with pride, but have to pretend to put him straight for fear of retribution from your wife (even though my best mate is a goon!!).

 

[dimiSpur]

when u find out an actor is a spurs fan u suddenly think he's the coolest actor ever!

when u see someone in the street wearing a goon shirt and u whisper to urself in the car "****"

when u burst into tears when u see Martin Jol being interviewed on tv after the lasagna gate WHU game...

when u cheer on Galatasaray in the Uefa Cup final against Arsenal, despite being Greek Cypriot

 

[Son_Of]

one of my 5 aside mates brought along a housemate of his when we were a man down and this lad was wearing an ****nal shirt. i said to him "that's a shit shirt, was everything else in the wash?" went right over his head. he came again in that shirt and i said "you know you can get t shirts for £2 from primark, you don't have to go around in that horrible thing". he must've caught on this time cause he grinned

 

[Son_Of]

when u find out an actor is a spurs fan u suddenly think he's the coolest actor ever!

when u see someone in the street wearing a goon shirt and u whisper to urself in the car "****"

when u burst into tears when u see Martin Jol being interviewed on tv after the lasagna gate WHU game...

when u cheer on Galatasaray in the Uefa Cup final against Arsenal, despite being Greek Cypriot

whoah! have some rep for putting unreasonable club tribalism over unreasonable national tribalism

 

[riggi]

when u find out an actor is a spurs fan u suddenly think he's the coolest actor ever!

when u see someone in the street wearing a goon shirt and u whisper to urself in the car "****"

when u burst into tears when u see Martin Jol being interviewed on tv after the lasagna gate WHU game...

when u cheer on Galatasaray in the Uefa Cup final against Arsenal, despite being Greek Cypriot

??

 

[Coalhada]

??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_invasion_of_Cyprus

 

[EastLondonYid]

when you still count down the clock nervously even when your 2 up and its injury time.

when you watch teams your playing soon and start wishing for injuries or suspensions.

when your happy theres a world cup, so the season seems like it comes quicker.

when hot celeb birds say they are gooners and you think they are wankers .

when you lie on the beach but not on your spurs towel,so everyone can see it.

 

[spurs mental]

when u see someone in the street wearing a goon shirt and u whisper to urself in the car "****"

I did that yesterday, only it was a girl who I saw in a goon shirt, and she was about 12. Too far?

 

[yiddo_4eva]

I did that yesterday, only it was a girl who I saw in a goon shirt, and she was about 12. Too far?

You should have shouted out to her to get back home otherwise Wenger will come looking for her....it would have then been acceptable to use the c*** word!

 

[dimiSpur]

I did that yesterday, only it was a girl who I saw in a goon shirt, and she was about 12. Too far?

:rofl: No cos its happened to me too....

 

[mattyspurs]

When you are watching the Man City game and your 16 month old son is trying his best to copy you doing the hands when the singing "oooohhhhh when the spuuurrrs" very slowly and then clapping when it speeds up.

When you do the BBC predictor at the start of the season, for it to take several hours and when you finish it, you realise that you have come in 5th level on points behind Man City who finish 4th on goal difference, so you start it again to claw back those goals to finish 4th

 

[Hoddle_Ledge]

…When my girlfriend screams and shouts for me in the garden and I ignore her to glance through the ITK posts for the 100th time.

(It was a dead bird).

 

[invictaspur]

(It was a dead bird).

How blasé of you! I'd have called the police and ambulance, told the missus to guard the corpse and THEN got back to SC. :wink:

 

[nldnboi]

when u find out an actor is a spurs fan u suddenly think he's the coolest actor ever!

when u see someone in the street wearing a goon shirt and u whisper to urself in the car "****"

when u burst into tears when u see Martin Jol being interviewed on tv after the lasagna gate WHU game...

when u cheer on Galatasaray in the Uefa Cup final against Arsenal, despite being Greek Cypriot

Thank god, I thought I was the only one!