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riggi

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Jun 24, 2008
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Went swimmingly well mate!

Everyone had these nice little boxes of chocolates as their wedding favour, whereas inside the Spammers fans boxes were spurs badges that i forced them to wear.

At the end of the night after the music stopped, the Spammers decided it was a good time to start singing bubbles.

They were quickly drowned out by a 10 min medley of

"Yid Army"

"Can you hear the Pikeys sing, NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO"

and

" The wheels on your house go round and round"

:cry: Beautiful.
 

Roberts84

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Nov 20, 2006
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when you wake up at 2.30 in the morning for a pee then take 2 and half hours to get back to sleep because you thinking about the next line up and how you'd play the team.
when you name your son so that he has the initials TH and was gutted that you surname did't end in C so it could be THFC.
you teach you god son Dimitar instead of Ta when you give him something - he was only 2 bless him
 

rsmith

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Nov 8, 2006
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BuffaloSid; said:
You check newsnow at every oportunity just incase we make a suprise signing. Even when the transfer window is closed.
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... which, at an improbabilty factor of two the power of twenty two million to one, is exactly what happened
 

Son_Of

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Aug 22, 2008
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Went swimmingly well mate!

Everyone had these nice little boxes of chocolates as their wedding favour, whereas inside the Spammers fans boxes were spurs badges that i forced them to wear.

At the end of the night after the music stopped, the Spammers decided it was a good time to start singing bubbles.

They were quickly drowned out by a 10 min medley of

"Yid Army"

"Can you hear the Pikeys sing, NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO"

and

" The wheels on your house go round and round"

poignant
 

whitelightwhiteheat

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Jul 21, 2006
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You know you're obsessed with Spurs when:

You pass up an opportunity to go out on the piss with some fairly sexy female university colleagues to instead watch the game on Iraq Goals on the Internet.

Was worth it too!
 

whitelightwhiteheat

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Jul 21, 2006
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you know it was on tv right?

Yeah. It was on Sky Sports wasn't it?

(I don't have Sky Sports, even in the house, and I'm not at home anyway!)

I'm in Aberystwyth for the week for a university thing (hence the sexy university females) - I figured all the pubs (there are about 3 pubs I think!) would be showing the Man Yoo-Rangers bore-fest so I opted for the tried and tested Internet stream.

I wasn't missing our first Champions League game for nothing or no one! I don't care if one of those fine fillies would have given me a tit wank and blow job and then let me have a bit of back door access. I was watching our game all the way!

Hence posting in this thread: You know you're obsessed with Spurs when (the above is true).
 

milkman

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Oct 3, 2005
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When you wear your spurs boxers because you think they give you luck when you're on the prowl out in town. :lol:
 

Mattyboii

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Dec 23, 2008
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Yeah. It was on Sky Sports wasn't it?

(I don't have Sky Sports, even in the house, and I'm not at home anyway!)

I'm in Aberystwyth for the week for a university thing (hence the sexy university females) - I figured all the pubs (there are about 3 pubs I think!) would be showing the Man Yoo-Rangers bore-fest so I opted for the tried and tested Internet stream.

I wasn't missing our first Champions League game for nothing or no one! I don't care if one of those fine fillies would have given me a tit wank and blow job and then let me have a bit of back door access. I was watching our game all the way!

Hence posting in this thread: You know you're obsessed with Spurs when (the above is true).

My girlfriend is going to Aberystwyth for uni. :)
 

Mr Pink

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Aug 25, 2010
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When you buy your 1 year old daughter a Spurs sleep suit...which reads Mummy tuaght me A,B,C....Daddy taught me THFC

When you sit her down with your lap top and show her end of season compilations with all our best moments...she loves the music at leat :)

When you chek newsnow at least fifty flipping times a day.

Watching Spurs on Match of Day whilst doing the act...Tele was on in the back ground but when the commentator shouted...DEFOE...I stopped in the act let out a YES and then got back to business.

Going to sleep with your last thoughts of the day consisting of how many points we need and team selection for our next game.

Checking other Club forums to gauge an opinion on ourselves.

Tottehams's result at the weekend ALWAYS sets the tone for your weekend.

When we play well I watch us over and over again.

Over various Spurs Forums you produce over ten thousand posts Spurs related!!!
 

nailsy

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Jul 24, 2005
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When you don't care that Glenn Hoddle's turned orange - he's still a legend.
 

Teemu

Pretty fly for a Tanguy
Jan 12, 2006
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Screaming 'PAVLYUCHENKO!!!' when you climax.






Nahh, never done that either.
 

whitelightwhiteheat

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Jul 21, 2006
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My girlfriend is going to Aberystwyth for uni. :)

Cool! Tell her it's a crazy place, weather-wise. So pack some wellies and some sun block and glasses, she'll need them, on the same day!!!

I'm only here for a week (I'm a Distance Learner, so have one week study schools in September, this is my last one, the light is at the end of the tunnel for me!)

I'm sure she'll love it here, when the sun shines it makes all the difference!
 
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