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punkisback

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They just seem to have a winning formula. Sign the right players and the vast majority of them become successes.
 

tony0379

The bald midget has to go!
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It's impossible to laugh at Liverpool now, but you have to wonder about their recent success. The penalty today was just the latest in a long line of incredibly soft awards that have gone their way. It seems that every time their forwards feel a gust of wind in the box they hit the deck and the ref gives a penalty. We've already established that even if it is a (to use the phrase) 'clear and obvious' dive the VAR is never going to overrule the ref. If it continues it would be no surprise at all to see them win the league. And the cup. And the CL. And maybe The Bachelor and the Eurovision Song Contest.
Remember when Leicester won the league.same level of corruption
 

mike_l

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Why are you comparing us with them? We’re fucking shit. Utterly fucking shit, right now.

I’m merely saying perhaps Liverpool’s great run is helped by their fixtures? No City, United, Arsenal or even us away in that run for example. Amongst others...
They've lost 1 league game in 46, they've definitely played all of those sides at least twice.

As for comparing us and them, you're on a Tottenham forum, posting in a let's laugh at Licerpool thread, attempting to diminish their form. Kind of seemed like making out they're not much better than us save for a fortunate run of games.

Tbh this thread should be dead and buried for the time being, we're not un much of a position to laugh at anyone right now.
 

Rocksuperstar

Isn't this fun? Isn't fun the best thing to have?
Jun 6, 2005
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I think we have to face facts and accept that Klopp is an exceptional manager. Put aside the rivalry, he was given resources and while it's not always worked out - he's been ruthless with the axe for anyone who didn't make the grade but has given time to others where it's deserved. He's managed that squad really well and at the side of the pitch he's a shrewd tactician.

Drives me nuts, it was fun when he was still building a couple of years ago, clowning around but hands up - he's done an incredible job to put that team together.

Going to go and wash my hands now, they feel dirty.
 

Hakkz

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They've lost 1 league game in 46, they've definitely played all of those sides at least twice.

As for comparing us and them, you're on a Tottenham forum, posting in a let's laugh at Licerpool thread, attempting to diminish their form. Kind of seemed like making out they're not much better than us save for a fortunate run of games.

Tbh this thread should be dead and buried for the time being, we're not un much of a position to laugh at anyone right now.

You can ALWAYS laugh at delusional scousers.
 

mike_l

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You can ALWAYS laugh at delusional scousers.
True, but in that case move this to general chat and pretend it's about the city rather than the club, as ultimately the football business is about winning football matches and trophies and on that front it's pretty fucking difficult to laugh at them from our current position ?
 

Hakkz

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True, but in that case move this to general chat and pretend it's about the city rather than the club, as ultimately the football business is about winning football matches and trophies and on that front it's pretty fucking difficult to laugh at them from our current position ?

I'd say, give it 2-3 years and they will be on the decline again.
 

slartibartfast

Grunge baby forever
Oct 21, 2012
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You can ALWAYS laugh at delusional scousers.
I did chuckle a few days ago while listening to TS with my brother the Liverpool fan sat next to me when they said 'Do you think Liverpool fans are starting to believe this could be their year?' I said 'I'd have fkin thought so they've thought every year was their year since the PL began. Micky Quinn has had them down as title winners every bloody year and they've never lost a game because the opposition were better than them' lol.
In what world is the answer to that question ever No?
 

bomberH

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Little scrot banned from football for a whole fourteen days:

How will he ever cope?

Was just about to post this in the Kane thread. What a shit punishment. Imagine if it was racial and a white player spoke about a black player in a strong Jamaican accent with all the stereotypes chucked in for shits & giggles. 14 days is pretty laughable.

With that said, while he’s more than old enough to know better, he’ll learn from this. He must’ve been really embarrassed by the whole thing and he still has to come face to face with Harry... hope they film it.
 

SugarRay

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Harry can give him a signed shirt perhaps? Something for him to auction off when he’s hit harder times once he becomes another in a looooooong line of talented next big things who didn’t make it.

Maturing at a much earlier age than most others can deceive a lot of people.
 

Spurrific

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Kid's going to be missing out on the prime fortnight of his year with this. Can't help but think it's harsh.
 

midoshairband

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he says ‘the comments weren’t aimed at any individual’.

he literally names Kane in the video - how is that not directed at an individual.

in any case, what grounds does a man who has a ponytail have to take the p*ss out of anyone. another classy action to associate with Liverpool.
 

wakefieldyid

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Jun 13, 2006
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A 14 day ban, eh? It's must be just coincidence that his next likely appearance in a Liverpool shirt would be in squad to play Arsenal in 19 days time.
 

nailsy

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Jul 24, 2005
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So he gets a two week holiday because of this? I could do with some time off work ?
 

bomberH

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No surprise at all to see Liverpool fans defending Elliot and laying into anyone else who suggests he should’ve been punished further, with most saying he shouldn’t have been punished at all.

Most of the replies I’ve seen range from ‘well to be fair it is Harry Kane he’s talking about so he’s 100% correct’ to ‘like no one else took the piss out of spastics when they were 16’ to ‘How the fuck can any yid complain when their own players are fucking each other’s wives behind their backs’

Even the non offensive remarks are just wrong. One person who received numerous ‘likes’ said ‘typical, 16 year old punished for taking the piss out of the FA’s golden boy but say something racist and they get off scot free’. I have no idea what he’s on about. If anything, Silva’s case is the opposite where lots of people are saying the FA are being too hard on him.

All the above are from Liverpool fans. Most of them have really gone to town on Kane. Really fucking gone to town. For every sensible post saying Elliot will learn from this etc, there are another 50 saying ‘Kane is an overrated diver who can’t talk properly and dribbles down his chin’ etc. And ‘if you think he’s world class then you seriously know nothing about football’, ‘He only scores penalties and even then he’s missed 2 for England’, ‘He offers nothing in any match except for tap ins and pens’.

It shouldn’t annoy me but it does. I can’t be arsed to respond as there are far too many but I wish I could hack into their accounts via Facebook and set off a real life virus that they contract from their keyboard and paralyses them instantly when they type something stupid. (I realise the irony of what I just typed btw but it’s my fantasy so I can’t be paralysed).
 

Cornpattbuck

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They've lost 1 league game in 46, they've definitely played all of those sides at least twice.

As for comparing us and them, you're on a Tottenham forum, posting in a let's laugh at Licerpool thread, attempting to diminish their form. Kind of seemed like making out they're not much better than us save for a fortunate run of games.

Tbh this thread should be dead and buried for the time being, we're not un much of a position to laugh at anyone right now.

You've got to laugh though man, you've got to laugh. Always look on the bright side of life etc. Can't just always sing/laugh when you're winning, and other clichés.
 

nailsy

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Jul 24, 2005
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Arw you thinking of doing a Harry kane impersonation (piss take) in front of your boss?

I doubt he'd know who it was meant to be. The punishment does make me laugh though. I'd be interested to know what he's doing during the two weeks. Does he still have to train, get paid, etc.?
 
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