Where isn't Danny Rose?

[Rocksuperstar]

Contrary to the "Where is Danny Rose" thread, which doesn't seem to be getting any closer to answering the question in it's title, i figure we can help out by listing where Danny Rose isn't.

I can get the ball rolling by stating, as of about five minutes ago, he wasn't in the North Weald Co-op.

So... Anyone else not seen Danny Rose out and about?

 

[SandroClegane]

He's not at my office over here in the states...

 

[Kingstheman]

He isn't a Celebrity, get him out of here!

 

[XSuicideBunnyX]

Great idea! By process of elimination, we can work out where he's gone! I'm pretty sure that's how everyone managed to find Berba a couple of transfer windows back.

Let's see... He's not outside my house atm. I'll keep checking though.

 

[UncleBuck]

He's not in my garage...just going to check the loft...

 

[UncleBuck]

no, he's not in there either....

 

[Spurger King]

I thought I saw him on my garden fence a few minutes ago, but it turned out to be a cat.

 

[UncleBuck]

I thought I saw him on my garden fence a few minutes ago, but it turned out to be a cat.

wow, that's some cat

 

[CornerPinDreamer]

he's not on Broadway, Danny Rose

 

[dynamoSpurs]

Pretty sure he wasn't in LA Fitness, Victoria.. Though I was fixated on some birds ass cheeks peeping through her ridiculously short shorts while she gyrated on a cross-trainer for the duration of my workout.

 

[eddiev14]

He's not under my bed. I just checked.

 

[Dougal]

He's not at the bar at the Holiday Inn in Bexley. Fucker. I'm sure it's his round.

 

[XSuicideBunnyX]

Quick update: I have seen a Spurs full-back outside my house.

Looks like AVB found a way to make Naughton finally deliver - he's bringing round the pizza I ordered.

I'll ask him where Rose is.

 

[jambreck]

He's not in my dishwasher.

At least, I hope he isn't.

I just turned it on. 65°C cycle.

 

[Spurger King]

Quick update: I have seen a Spurs full-back outside my house.

Looks like AVB found a way to make Naughton finally deliver - he's bringing round the pizza I ordered.

I'll ask him where Rose is.

I'd check it first before paying him. It's probably missing the pizza base.

 

[Nine while nine]

I was driving along when I thought I saw Danny speed past me. I tried to check if it was him, but then this coach made him cut inside and he got caught up in traffic.

Probably wasn't him - doesn't sound like the kind of thing a Spurs player would do...

 

[miles_64]

I thought I heard him doing his warmup outside in the street but it was someone smashing a pane of glass

 

[tommyt]

Is that him bent over in front of me?











No, it's your mama :-/

 

[PT]

He's not up Ben's tree.

 

[Flashspur]

I hate to break this to all you sad sad people but Danny Rose does not exist. He never did. He was just a figment of our collective imagination. There. Solved.