adebayor

[Northernspurs]

Serious question. ..where the hell is he?

 

[VoteMe4Prez]

Ask your mum

mwahahaha

 

[zepstar]

It's curtains for Adebayor. He'll be left to rot now with Ekotto. Disruptive it would seem.

 

[shelfmonkey]

Who cares?!!

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

I just went and asked my Mum, she didnt know.

But she was smiling and half dressed so i'm suspicious she was lying.

 

[BK007]

The less we hear about him the better.

Unless it's New York signing him for Lampard's absence.

 

[prawnsandwich]

Either unfit or on the naughty step with Dier.

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

On a more serious note, he is so bloody frustarting.

In regards to ability he should be one of the top players in the Premiership. You may not like that statement and i'm certainly not a huge backer of him the last 18 months because of his attitude/fit for the team...but he should have been and could have been so very very good for us.

But he doesnt have the full range of attributes (mental) to let/make that happen.

He probably doesn't have a future with us because of the questions over his attitude and application coupled with his failure to find consistency for some time and looking back at his career he should feel some regret because although he has achieved, he should have achieved a lot more. And that is mostly his fault.

 

[Yid-ol]

Torino want him, so maybe just not in the squad to sort this out....I hope

http://www.insidefutbol.com/2015/01/02/torino-make-contact-over-emmanuel-adebayor-signing/180613/

 

[cozzo]

Can't just have Kane for the rest of the season. I think Ade will be involved for the Burnley game. Poch wouldn't bring him back in a home game.

 

[bomberH]

He's been busy discussing certain issues with his mum.

Ade: Mum, you know those voodoo dolls you made of me, I'm ok with them now.

Mum: That's nice son

Ade: Can I just ask for a few minor adjustments to the dolls.

Mum: Go on....

Ade: Can you make my hair blonde.

Mum: Bit odd but ok.

Ade: Can you change the number on the back of the shirt to 18

Mum: Ok...

Ade: Can you make it a million more times popular with other dolls.

Mum: Ok....

Ade: Thanks mum. Now poke it like you've never poked it before. Merry new year.

*puts phone down, looks around to make sure no-one's there and starts laughing like a rabid maniac*

 

[Wheeler Dealer]

He's going to be difficult to shift due to high wages, unconventional lifestyle and high risk.. He'll be here until contract expires, as I cannot see anyone prepared to pay a fee and the exorbitant wages he'll demand

 

[WestBelfast Spurs]

He's been busy discussing certain issues with his mum.

Ade: Mum, you know those voodoo dolls you made of me, I'm ok with them now.

Mum: That's nice son

Ade: Can I just ask for a few minor adjustments to the dolls.

Mum: Go on....

Ade: Can you make my hair blonde.

Mum: Bit odd but ok.

Ade: Can you change the number on the back of the shirt to 18

Mum: Ok...

Ade: Can you make it a million more times popular with other dolls.

Mum: Ok....

Ade: Thanks mum. Now poke it like you've never poked it before. Merry new year.

*puts phone down, looks around to make sure no-one's there and starts laughing like a rabid maniac*

What's going on in your head mate??????

 

[DJS]

Hoping Kane gets his no.10 shirt next season *OCD likes top striker to have 10 shirt*

After all, Sheringham was his hero so what better way to make Kane happy?

 

[Northernspurs]

Either unfit or on the naughty step with Dier.

What did dier do wrong?

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

Serious question. ..where the hell is he?

Wasn't he in the training photos this week?

 

[ajspurs]

To be honest Adebayor could be as massive a hassle to defenders too if he applied himself like Kane does, that's the real shame.

Watching Kane now makes memories of watching Adebayor almost embarrassing. Hopefully he can get his act right and maybe even the impact that Kane is having will spark him into life. Having him as a sub and having him have to fight for his place may help and see more effort from him.

 

[225]

Looks good in training from today - seems to be getting on alright too?

 

[Firsttouch]

Looks good in training from today - seems to be getting on alright too?

I like this.... did anyone else notice Kaboul sitting by himself after one of naughtons goals at 1m15secs also him trying some pony flick that did not come off 1m 54secs.... on that evidence seem like he is still showing a bad attitude and onomah looks like he's got Tekkers.... lastly paulinho showed why he's a brazilian international on 33secs he scored stunner albeit in a small goal with no keeper ... still world class

edit

oh yeah and Ade was there

 

[thfc1989]

I like this.... did anyone else notice Kaboul sitting by himself after one of naughtons goals at 1m15secs also him trying some pony flick that did not come off 1m 54secs.... on that evidence seem like he is still showing a bad attitude and onomah looks like he's got Tekkers.... lastly paulinho showed why he's a brazilian international on 33secs he scored stunner albeit in a small goal with no keeper ... still world class

edit

oh yeah and Ade was there

This is possibly the most ridiculous thing I have read on this site. Well done.