Besiktas Vs Tottenham: Match Thread

[markiespurs]

Just under 3 mins added on and the lights are out! Not that we had any chance of scoring... how dire has tonight been!

About as dire as 99% of our matches this season.

 

[DaSpurs]

Why is Poch talking with the ref instead of animatedly talking with the players like Besiktas' coach?

 

[JUSTINSIGNAL]

We qualified for the next round. Fuck all da haterz.

 

[CrazyHeart]

Okay, so a man goes to the doctor with a piece of bacon on his chest and asks 'can you CURE it'... the doctor replies 'nah, it's just a little rasher'...

 

[prawnsandwich]

Subbing off our best two players tonight... what was Poch thinking?

I thought Paulinho was just coming into the game properly. I did not see either him or Sol coming off-I was gobsmacked.

 

[riggi]

Don't care, total joke.

I love Spurs, but as from this moment on, everyone at the club is total ****, and I mean everyone.

u mot m8

 

[CosmicHotspur]

We can watch Siggy score now.

 

[glacierSpurs]

Poch just wants some big teams to play against... true European nights beckon!!

 

[Teddy Klinsmann]

A game we were in total control of until a moment of absolute fuckwittery from Kaboul totally changed the complexion of the game.

He'll prob start on Sunday.

 

[riggi]

Okay, so a man goes to the doctor with a piece of bacon on his chest and asks 'can you CURE it'... the doctor replies 'nah, it's just a little rasher'...

knock knock

 

[zoneD]

...we'd be ahead if Bobby could shoot straight...as for the starters:

Dembele, Paulinho - excellent
Townsend, Stambouli - invisible/ineffective
Chiriches,Soldado, Kaboul - crap
Walker - promising
Vorm, Rose - decent
Chadli - not quite up to par for him

COYS

 

[paulcumpstone]

either the spurs fan ate through the wiring to end the misery or the floodlights were powered by the players in yellow.

 

[Spurger King]

He won't get a couple of seasons if we continue like this, and frankly he wouldn't deserve it. I know we have deficiencies in the squad but he doesn't help himself imo. Makes the strangest of decisions.

I agree. It's one thing to give a manager time, but at this rate he'd need another couple of years just to sort out the pathetic football he's got us playing. Really starting to think he'll be gone before the end of the season.

 

[millsey]

Why is Poch talking with the ref instead of animatedly talking with the players like Besiktas' coach?

Probably because he doesn't want the red to call the game as we have gone over 90 mins!

 

[DOX]

After 28 years, watching all that shite in the 90s, and everything in between, this is hands down the worst Spurs team I have ever seen play a game of football.

Inept in each and every way.

Reading these statements (outbursts) approximately once a week makes it, kind of, hard to take serious..

 

[lis spur]

I think tonight Levy told MoPo to put this team together as an advert for the January Sales…
We're so far away from being anything decent - either MoPo gets to buy and sell pronto- or we get rid of him.
My pain - is I haven't seen anything in MoPo's opening 20 games that suggests he has a clue.
Worrying times.
Lights out….How ironic.

I have been of this opinion for months , it is the only thing that makes sense.

 

[Mullers]

So are we chasing the game with no striker on the pitch?

Maybe he´s sending out a message to Levy, buy a striker because I don´t rate most of those that I have.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

A game we were in total control of until a moment of absolute fuckwittery from Kaboul totally changed the complexion of the game.

But….but we were a disgrace (if some of the comments on here are to be believed), were we in control AND a disgrace, in control and you've got it spot on or are the rage babies just venting?

 

[Doctor Dinkey]

I think this has been the funniest match thread I've ever read. Thanks guys!

 

[yiddotilidie]

Mystic Meg... Is that you?

I hope I'm wrong but I can't see us getting a point against Swansea, United or Chelsea. Leicester and Burnley we might nick 2 points?