- Oct 4, 2004
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AUNT MAVIS!!!
Aunt Mavis is coming to Lossimouth Shopping Centre
December 24th from 1pm
Fun for all the family! BRING THE KIDS!!!
Yep, it's that time of year again. Aunt Mavis is coming to your town, so get those knuckledusters out!
PRICE LIST
PUNCH:
£5 each
KICKING
Below the beltline - £10
Above the beltline - £20
If she's on the floor already - FREE!
And remember, if you knock her false teeth out, you get a BALLOON!!!
So, come down to Lossimouth Shopping Centre and knock an old lady to the ground!!!
Thats it all sorted then, i will buy a ticket back to Lossimouth for this and forgo this hot weather and nubile girls in bikinis on the beach christmas day, prawns on barbies and coldies to give your aunt a right old pasting....:roll: