Does anyone have a song for Toby?

[Lilbaz]

Alderweireld to the tune of vindaloo?

 

[widmerpool]

Alderweireld to the tune of vindaloo?

Vindaloo is a dactyl. The only trochaic suggestion so far has been 2 Unlimited's No Limits, which is perfect.

Toby Alderweireld is straightforwardly trochaic trimeter. Like Always Coca-Cola.

 

[thebenjamin]

Don't you want me baby?

To-by Al-der-wei-reld whoaaaao

 

[gp13tot]

Weve got Toby Alderweireld
Weve got Jan Vertonghen too
Weve got Mousa Dembele
Our belgians are just yids like me and you

 

[Teemu]

Oh Toby Toby
He's got two fully functioning knees
He's better than John Terry
Oh Toby Toby

 

[gp13tot]

This thread should morph into creative use of pop songs into spurs chants. I loved the etienne capoue chant (electric avenue) and the nacer chadli one (the model).

Remember me and some folk in the park lane singing whooooaaaaaa.....paul konchesky to the tune of just a girl by no doubt back in 2003

 

[Lilbaz]

Vindaloo is a dactyl. The only trochaic suggestion so far has been 2 Unlimited's No Limits, which is perfect.

Toby Alderweireld is straightforwardly trochaic trimeter. Like Always Coca-Cola.

Isn't a dactyl something out of jurrasic park?

 

[JohanTheYid]

I still love "AND I LIKE HIM I LIKE HIM I LIKE HIM I LIKE HIM I LILALA LIKE HIM LILILALA HERE WE GOOOOO TOBY ALDERWEIRELD"

 

[Dougal]

To the tune of 'The Flintstones'

Toby, Alderwiereld
Has the greatest name in history.
I can't, bloody spell it.
Think I transposed the 'i' and 'e'.

'Transposed' doesn't get used enough in football chants in my opinion.

 

[UpTownSpur]

I've been working on this a couple of days. I think it's a good un.

To the tune of Friggin in the rigging.

We poached him from Southampton
My god they had a tantrum
Cos nothing gets past him
And he can pass it like Zidane can

Toby Alderweireld!
Toby Alderweireld!
Toby Alderweireld!
He's our Belgian no. 4 (this line could better maybe)

Can those who go and sing give this a go against Man City?

 

[Dafi]

To the Theres no limits tune,popularised by the Toure brothers....

Toby, Toby Toby, Toby Toby, Toby Aldewierald,
Jan Jan,Jan Jan Jan Jan, Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan, Jan Jan Jan Verthongen.... Repeat
Toby, Toby Toby, Toby Toby, Toby Aldewierald,
Jan Jan,Jan Jan Jan Jan, etc....

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Well I've seen the glory at White Hart Lane
Where we play the beautiful game
And in defense a we've got a super-hero.
English flanks, a Belgian core,
A wall of steel in our back four
Behold the mighty Toby Alderweireld

Alderweireld
Alderweireld
Alderweireld
Alderweireld

 

[agrdavidsfan]

TOBY TOBY TOBY TOBY TOBY

ALLLLDEEERWEILD


Nice and easy

 

[Insomnia]

To the OP, 7 pages & the answer to your question is no.i like @Dafi one nicked off the toure's

 

[Gb160]

Vindaloo is a dactyl. The only trochaic suggestion so far has been 2 Unlimited's No Limits, which is perfect.

Toby Alderweireld is straightforwardly trochaic trimeter. Like Always Coca-Cola.

Yeah, the lads on Park Lane lower were saying exactly this a few weeks back.

 

[Lemon]

Toby Toby Toby Toby
Allllll der weir eld

(Louis Louis Louis Louis - Kaiser Chiefs)

Lol just looked it up and it's Ruby, getting old!

 

[widmerpool]

Yeah, the lads on Park Lane lower were saying exactly this a few weeks back.

There's one lad there who's always giving it the big iamb.

 

[nailsy]

Britney Spears Clear it Toby one more time?

 

[IGSpur]

There's one lad there who's always giving it the big iamb.

That was funny but it deserved more than that, so you've earned yourself a winner rating there. Have a lot of time for that comment

 

[SandroClegane]

Toby Toby Toby Tobyyyyy
Toby Toby Toby Tob-EYE
Toby Toby Toby Tobyyyyy
Better than Mustaf-EYE