fridgemagnet
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- Jan 18, 2009
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Should be able to get fairly creative with this... Tommy Toby the Cat 
Funky baseline at 1.54ish
BA BA BA BADA DAH
Tommy Aiderwiereld is his name and I say unto thee
Say, Toby, do you want to lay down with me?
Say, Toby, do you want to lay down by my side?
Ah, Toby, do you want to lay down with me?
Say, Toby?
Say, Toby?
Obviously needs less er poofery to work but i've had beer and can't think forwards at the moment...
Coinky dinkly Primus also have one potential suspect for Wanyama too that could work with some jiggery but it could be all the wrong and need to sound much less er dodgy...
over to you lot 
Wanyamas big brown beaver...
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
Funky baseline at 1.54ish
BA BA BA BADA DAH
Tommy Aiderwiereld is his name and I say unto thee
Say, Toby, do you want to lay down with me?
Say, Toby, do you want to lay down by my side?
Ah, Toby, do you want to lay down with me?
Say, Toby?
Say, Toby?
Obviously needs less er poofery to work but i've had beer and can't think forwards at the moment...
Coinky dinkly Primus also have one potential suspect for Wanyama too that could work with some jiggery but it could be all the wrong and need to sound much less er dodgy...
over to you lot Wanyamas big brown beaver...
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
