Irritating things about Players

[Shea]

Lamela for me.

So much talent, and I'm one of the few who still think he can be a star, but it still hasn't quite happened.

It just annoys me, becuase he's the sort of player who we might sell to someone, and he'll become world-class.

Was delighted for him after Burnley, and I really hope that sort of form will continue more consistenly.

What? I am pretty sure 90% of Spurs fans thinks he can be a star and recognises his talent/potential - that's why he's such a source of frustration for not producing to date

 

[ChristianBaler]

Robbie Keane (loved his style of play).... but hated the Pointy Shouty Bloke that was inside of him every time something didnt go his way.

 

[Sandros Shiny Head]

Lloris's kicking
The way Kyle Walker's always looks like he's just stepped in dog shit

 

[Chris Flynn]

the whole of Englands 'golden generation'. To a man

 

[Shadydan]

Lee Young Pyo's pointless stepovers.

 

[Bulletspur]

Title fixed as some missed the gist

 

[The Scarecrow]

Lamela for me.

So much talent, and I'm one of the few who still think he can be a star, but it still hasn't quite happened.

It just annoys me, becuase he's the sort of player who we might sell to someone, and he'll become world-class.

Was delighted for him after Burnley, and I really hope that sort of form will continue more consistenly.

His gloves and short sleeve combo annoys the fuck out of me.

 

[Blake Griffin]

His gloves and short sleeve combo annoys the fuck out of me.

oh no, you've done it now.

 

[nasescoba1985]

Danny Rose's fat ass irritates and offends me. It looks like he's shoved a bed pump up his asshole and inflated it.

 

[Kaboul'sForehead]

Lloris and his perfect hairline, chiseled jaw and beautiful beard.


****

 

[TheHoddleWaddle]

Chadli's chiselled body. Fucking abs. Cant remember the last time I saw mine!

Not a spurs player, but Nasris face. Seriously, it must be the most smug punchable boat in the prem.

 

[hellava_tough]

Harry Kane's mugging face




**I love you really Harry **

 

[DogsOfWar]

Bale, when he used to f*** about with his hair all the time.

Keane making it look like he was going for a header but never quite getting there, doing that bloody dummy all the time, and pointing and shouting.

Poyet coasting through 90 minutes but ensuring he always managed to get on the end of something to score.
Mainly because he always made me look like a t**t as I'd be moaning about him when he did it.

 

[guiltyparty]

Freund acting like the big I am on the pitch and getting in people's faces then running away like a pussy if anyone even vaguely retaliated

 

[riggi]

Half time 'entertainment'. Lets bring out a few old chaps from before when i was born to talk about a game ive never watched. Once in a while is fine but it feels like every time ive been to the lane, its time to break em out.

 

[Gbspurs]

Peter Crouch sticking his tongue out.

 

[VegasII]

Not one of ours, but I really can't stand David Luiz. In fact most of that shitty 2014 Brazil team annoy me.

Also can't stand the sky bum boys in their shit suits and media degrees licking the unwashed asses of people like Carragher and Triffic Jnr.

 

[Mr Pink]

By far, Daniel Sturridge's ridiculous dance routine/goal celebration.

 

[IGSpur]

Crouch for that stupid grin every time he missed a chance.

And the thumb up to go with it. THANK YOU. Just put the ball in the damn net and stop smiling

 

[tommo84]

Half time 'entertainment'. Lets bring out a few old chaps from before when i was born to talk about a game ive never watched. Once in a while is fine but it feels like every time ive been to the lane, its time to break em out.

Sorry bud but I love that we do that. Football has become soulless and immediate enough, with too many clubs losing their identity through takeovers and stadium moves and foreign imports. Rolling out the old boys and celebrating our great history preserves our identity by installing a continuity between the glory days and the Premier League era.

Not many clubs can call on so many old boys who have won medals, played for their country and hold legend status and still have them come out and say that OUR club is THE club they still call home. We should embrace that we are so fortunate to have such an illustrious history.

As for irrational irritations: Townsend's overzealous celebrations when his mates score. I thought Soldado was gonna deck him in pre-season!!