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Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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Man City & their wealth have emulated 90's-00's Real Madrid perfectly & more, they have assembled the best players & mangers of the time and are unsurprising winning. They have surpassed Real in that they have Galacticos on their bench where as Real didn't really & their manager isn't pressured into selling lynchpin players like Makele.
Yeah, Man. City have built a balanced squad of Galacticos, rather than just a top-heavy XI of them like Real did.

Of course that's easier to do with unlimited resources.
 

'O Zio

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Dec 27, 2014
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Had SSN on in the background this morning while I was eating breakfast and it was just bizarre all the Man City fans being interviewed saying things like "It's unbelievable. Absolutely incredible" etc. almost like the same reaction we had on Wednesday when we beat Ajax. I'm sorry but the amount of money they've spend and the players/coaching staff they have, anything but winning the title was surely a failure, they were favourites by miles to win it so in what way is it really "incredible "or "unbelievable"? I think most people fully expected them to win the title before the season had even started.
 

Gassin's finest

C'est diabolique
May 12, 2010
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Had SSN on in the background this morning while I was eating breakfast and it was just bizarre all the Man City fans being interviewed saying things like "It's unbelievable. Absolutely incredible" etc. almost like the same reaction we had on Wednesday when we beat Ajax. I'm sorry but the amount of money they've spend and the players/coaching staff they have, anything but winning the title was surely a failure, they were favourites by miles to win it so in what way is it really "incredible "or "unbelievable"? I think most people fully expected them to win the title before the season had even started.
I think its because your average Man City fan, after decades of being shite, still can't believe their luck with their owners, getting to win stuff, and like us have that instinctive niggle in the back of their minds that it all might just turn to shit again at any moment.
 

Led's Zeppelin

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May 28, 2013
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Radio 5's Premier League round-up show was gold last night.

In addition to the Scouser claiming that Liverpool had "technically" won the league title, the next call was from a genius of a Man City fan.

His faultless proposal was that they'd rather win the domestic treble than the Champions League.

So Robbie Savage, himself obviously an intellectual colosus in his own right, asked if he'd now rather be in the CL final or the FA cup final and he replied "the FA Cup". So Robbie then asked him to choose between the Carabao cup and the CL (genius never rests) and The Man said, without even thinking about it such was his magnificence, "the Carabao Cup". Yes, the league cup. The Milk Cup. The Rumbelows cup. He'd rather win that than the Champions League.

This was his Einstein-like reasoning: no one's ever won the domestic treble. Plenty of teams have won the Champions League.

Robbie Savage and the other presenters gave the best spontaneous synchronised snort this side of the World Cocaine Championships.

When's this year's Nobel Prize ceremony? I'll be watching out for a wayward middle-aged man with a haircut like an exhausted toilet brush and wearing a tea-stained knock-off Man City shirt.
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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Radio % was gold last night.

In addition to the Scouser claiming that Liverpool had "technically" won the league title, the next call was from a genius of a Man City fan.

His faultless argument was that they'd rather win the domestic treble than the Champions League.

So Robbie Savage, himself obviously an intellectual colosus in his own right, asked if he'd now rather be in the CL final or the FA cup final and he replied "the FA Cup". So Robbie then asked him to choose between the Carabao cup and the CL (genius never rests) and The Man said, without even thinking about it such was his magnificence, "the Carabao Cup". Yes, the league cup. The Milk Cup. The Rumbelows cup. He'd rather win that than the Champions League.

This was his Einstein-like reasoning: no one's ever won the domestic treble. Plenty of teams have won the Champions League.

Robbie Savage and the other presenters gave the best spontaneous synchronised snort this side of the World Cocaine Championships.

When's this year's Nobel Prize ceremony? I'll be watching out for a wayward middle-aged man with a haircut like an exhausted toilet brush and a tea-stained knock-off Man City shirt.
City fans in general are pretty weird about the CL and have a huge chip on their shoulder about UEFA and their FFP sanctioning. That's why they audibly boo the CL anthem every CL match.

This goal.com article provides some interesting backstory. It started out as a legitimate grievance, they were fined a larger sum for turning up onto the pitch late than Porto were fined for fans racially abusing Balotelli, then turned to total shit when UEFA FFP sanctioned them.
 

Led's Zeppelin

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May 28, 2013
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City fans in general are pretty weird about the CL and have a huge chip on their shoulder about UEFA and their FFP sanctioning. That's why they audibly boo the CL anthem every CL match.

This goal.com article proves some interesting backstory. It started out as a legitimate grievance, they were fined a larger sum for turning up onto the pitch late than Porto were fined for fans racially abusing Balotelli, then turned to total shit when UEFA FFP sanctioned them.

Interesting, thanks.

That explains why they were all so indifferent when they thought Sterling has scored the winner in the semi. And not at all upset when it was (correctly) over-ruled.
 

ikky

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Dec 6, 2006
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If you play monopoly with a group and 1 player has unlimited money and is cheating do you congratulate them when they win?
 

Col_M

Pointing out the Obvious
Feb 28, 2012
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If you play monopoly with a group and 1 player has unlimited money and is cheating do you congratulate them when they win?

If they abide by the rule so then you congratulate them but make sure that the victory is hollow.
 

nailsy

SC Supporter
Jul 24, 2005
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Pundits say how this is the greatest Premier League team of all time. This may be true but everything they have done has been bought. They have fielded just one player this season who has been at the club before the age of 15. Every player they field now costs 50m+. How can you judge a team that exists in a different ball park to every other premier league team ever.

That's why fans of other teams don't care if they win the league though. It's not an amazing achievement. It doesn't count.
 

Insomnia

Twisted Firestarter
Jan 18, 2006
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Before they won the Oil lottery, just saying
 

'O Zio

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Dec 27, 2014
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I think its because your average Man City fan, after decades of being shite, still can't believe their luck with their owners, getting to win stuff, and like us have that instinctive niggle in the back of their minds that it all might just turn to shit again at any moment.

They're just in denial i reckon. They know deep down that none of it counts for shit because it'll always have the asterisk next to it so they overcompensate for it.
 

Tucker

Shitehawk
Jul 15, 2013
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Had SSN on in the background this morning while I was eating breakfast and it was just bizarre all the Man City fans being interviewed saying things like "It's unbelievable. Absolutely incredible" etc. almost like the same reaction we had on Wednesday when we beat Ajax. I'm sorry but the amount of money they've spend and the players/coaching staff they have, anything but winning the title was surely a failure, they were favourites by miles to win it so in what way is it really "incredible "or "unbelievable"? I think most people fully expected them to win the title before the season had even started.

With the squad they’ve assembled, they should be winning every competition at a canter. The fact they keep slipping up in the latter stages of the CL shows the pressure they are under to win it. They won the league by a massive points total this year, but watch them go out and spunk a literal kings ransom on replacements/ reinforcements for Fernandinho and De Bruyne this summer.

The city fans may have a hard on for uefa, and they may pretend that the CL doesn’t mean anything to them, but their repeated failure to buy it year in year out tells a different story.

If you play monopoly with a group and 1 player has unlimited money and is cheating do you congratulate them when they win?

Precisely this. They’re essentially a kid playing Football Manager with an in game editor that allows them to refill their bank balance every few months.

They are an empty husk of a football club, and their achievements will forever be tainted by the fact that they’ve sold their soul to get them.
 

spursfan77

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Aug 13, 2005
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UEFA Investigators Set to Seek Manchester City’s Ban From Champions League

https://nyti.ms/30g7uDr

If uefa don’t follow through with it then ffp is dead.

The third from last paragraph struck me as to why it’s doomed to failure. Although hopefully uefa are arrogant enough not to care. They probably are with any luck:

“Their decision to press forward in seeking punishment against Manchester City could have serious implications for UEFA, which essentially would be accusing a team backed by the U.A.E.’s royal family of cheating and lying to a range of stakeholders, including the Premier League, as it built itself into a champion.”
 

Tucker

Shitehawk
Jul 15, 2013
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So typical that the British press haven’t picked up on this. It’s so rare that they challenge the way City are run.
 
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