New Peter Crouch Song Thread

[Stoof]

No Income tax, no VAT
A ten mill-i-on transfer fee
Black or white, rich or poor
Peter Crouch is gonna score

God Bless Lanky Pete
Viva Lanky Pete
God Bless Lanky Pete
C'est Magnifique, Lanky Pete
Lanky Pete
Lanky Pete.....

That is fucking quality.

 

[bomberH]

To the tune of 'Workin 9 to 5'

Crouchy's 9ft 5
Givin' Abi a good dickin'
Crouchy's 9ft 5
Tho' he's built like an AIDS victim

I don't know how the rest of the tune goes.


Or


Crouchy, wherever you may be
Not long now til you hit a low tree
Come round mine and i'll make a cup of tea
& i'll drug it with pills then i'll rape Clancy .



Anyhoo, it has to be the Only Fools song. But as usual, i'm sure the best songs won't make it to the stands.

 

[kishman]

No income tax, no VAT, 9 million quid transfer fee, black or white, rich or poor, Peter Crouch is gunna score!
God bless lanky Pete, viva lanky Pete, say manifiq lanky Pete....

Ooooh, I like!:up:

 

[Jody]

How about;

"It's me, it's me, Crouchy
I've come home now
Score Goals, get me in Capello"

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^ That's a pretty face isn't it ^

 

[MattyP]

He's big
He's tall
His bird will fuck us all
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch

 

[roosh]

Anyhoo, it has to be the Only Fools song. But as usual, i'm sure the best songs won't make it to the stands.

any idea why the hell that is?

 

[gibbs131]

He's fat!
He's Round!
He bounces off the ground!
Peter Crouch!! Peter Crouch!


Nice sarky one.

Or

Not fat!
Not round!
His belly's inside out
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch

 

[Teemu]

Supercalifragilisticpetercrouch...

Um.

Back to the drawing board.

 

[seany]

He big
He tall
He looks like a twig
Peter crouch Peter crouch

 

[fozzi44]

That is fucking quality.

by far the best. Hope it catches on.

 

[bomberH]

any idea why the hell that is?

Probably because the best songs are more complicated to sing, especially in tandem. There have been some crackers on here that don't see the light of day at the ground, bar the 5 or 6 people who try it and fail.

He big
He tall
He looks like a twig
Peter crouch Peter crouch

Winner.

 

[Stoof]

oh peter crouch
he came from the magpies
who suck penis
what a gen

 

[stevenurse]

I would swap the big and tall over if im honest. most football songs dont have a gap between the rhyme do they?....im sorry if i sound like a prick but i just want the best possible songs!

 

[frodo]

I love Peter Crouch,
Peter Crouch love me,
I love Peter Crouch, But
Freak please don't eat me...

 

[stevenurse]

if harry loves crouch so do we
if harry loves crouch so do we
if harry loves crouch
if harry loves crouch
if harry loves crouch so do we

and if things go badly....

he's tall
he's shit
but at least his bird is fit
peter crouch
peter crouch

And repeat...

 

[NickHSpurs]

he's tall
he's shit
but at least his bird is fit
peter crouch
peter crouch

Brilliant apart from the fact we call our own player shit :lol:

 

[NickHSpurs]

Peter Crouch is magic
He wears a magic hat
He plays for Tottenham Hotspur
He's such a lanky chap
He scores with his left foot
He scores with his right
And when it comes to Clancy
He scores all fucking night... Ohhhh Peter Crouch is magic (repeat)

 

[chadders]

No income tax, no VAT, 9 million quid transfer fee, we have got big rodney, Peter Crouch is lanky!
God bless lanky Pete, viva lanky Pete, say manifiq lanky Pete.

QPR started something similar when they signed him off us many moons ago. Great tune.

 

[chadders]

And he also said its his all time favourite crowd chant for him.

 

[Kendall]

Peter Crouch will never get a song at Tottenham. Just like Jenas and Bent.