CoopsieDeadpool
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It can be done
It just involves an open-minded approach, a reach-around, a dungeon, a diamond encrusted dildo & @Archibald&Crooks . Oh and depending upon his mood, maybe some lube.
Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires
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It can be done
It just involves an open-minded approach, a reach-around, a dungeon, a diamond encrusted dildo & @Archibald&Crooks . Oh and depending upon his mood, maybe some lube.
coy-spurs1882
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not just an internet forum. the world has become polarised.
DJS
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It can be done
It just involves an open-minded approach, a reach-around, a dungeon, a diamond encrusted dildo & @Archibald&Crooks . Oh and depending upon his mood, maybe some lube.
Do you mean like a dark souls dungeon?
Everlasting Seconds
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Montalbano
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She’s fit ?
Everlasting Seconds
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I suppose she is fully acceptable, if you are predisposed for liking happy, smily, cheeky Swedish ladies.
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ZiggySpurs
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His first touch when he came on today was a peach of a cross with the outside of the left boot. Nice cameo and hopefully he'll be well rested for Sunday.
TheRevolution
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Think I said it in one of the match threads but even if you take away Bales finishing, dribbling and pace he would be worth having in the team for that left foot. Unbelievable passing and crossing.
spids
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And aerial ability.
PCozzie
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Yes. Yes I am.
PrettyColors
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It's stunning how much he has added to his game since he left in 2013. I remember in 2016 Bale led La Liga and was something like top 3 in Europe for headed goals, and his instincts in the box and anticipating space are extremely fine tuned now. Reguilon and Son are going to rack up assists the rest of the season because of the chaos he causes on the back post.
Also he's beginning to fill space on the pitch the way the old Bale did, it's not that he's got that explosive pace but he still has enough to get there, to 50-50s and balls into space that he couldn't do in the fall. I forgot how exciting it felt to have a right winger who's a danger every time he's near the ball. Sunday will be a big test as Tierney is one of the best LBs in the league and will push him to track back as well. I am taking Bale to win that battle 10/10.
Also he's beginning to fill space on the pitch the way the old Bale did, it's not that he's got that explosive pace but he still has enough to get there, to 50-50s and balls into space that he couldn't do in the fall. I forgot how exciting it felt to have a right winger who's a danger every time he's near the ball. Sunday will be a big test as Tierney is one of the best LBs in the league and will push him to track back as well. I am taking Bale to win that battle 10/10.
hellava_tough
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Would absolutely love him to get the winner!!
FITZ
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Or 3 in a 10-0 thumping.
Spurs_Bear
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That fucking cross with the outside of the left foot with what was his first touch.
Fuck off Gareth.
Fuck off Gareth.
Not sure can even think of another player who could/would have completed that cross. Unbelievable, the “real Gareth Bale“ is coming to life and is just as amazing, he seems to have regained his love for the game and for our beloved Spurs. Long may it continue there is so much he brings to and can teach the team. ???COYS
