Shag Cheryl Cole or Spurs to start 2010/11 with this squad?

[Yiddo1982]

True story - I actually got to third base with her many a year ago.

We 'dated' when I was 15 . My old stage production class shared the same theatre as her ballet school.

Fizzled out because of the distance. I still have have love letters she used to send me. People always said I should flog them to a paper but I have more class.

 

[Yiddo1982]

The question really should be 'Spurs to win the league or sex with the girl YOU desire most'

because Cheryl Cole is only the object of some peoples desire where as the question was meant to be the perfect woman (which is subjective) also the squad is not to everyones tatse so there variables are somewhat pointless.

Sex with the girl of your dreams or Spurs winning the league now this is something that may cause some people to pause for a second

Most people on here would only last a matter of seconds. The league lasts for 9 months. I'll take that.

Marrying however.....

 

[mil1lion]

There are plenty of hot girls out there, but there is only 1 mighty Spurs. So Spurs every day of the week.

On the subject of Cheryl Tweedy (I can't use the other surname), I wouldn't turn a girl like her down. Never. Regardless of personality, she's way out of my League.

 

[StartingPrice]

The question really should be 'Spurs to win the league or sex with the girl YOU desire most'

because Cheryl Cole is only the object of some peoples desire where as the question was meant to be the perfect woman (which is subjective) also the squad is not to everyones tatse so there variables are somewhat pointless.

Sex with the girl of your dreams or Spurs winning the league now this is something that may cause some people to pause for a second

This.

Can't we have a win the league and 'make lurve' with your perfect woman:shrug:

 

[WexfordTownSpur]

Surely there are more unknown cheap options than Bellamy and Fabiano?

Surely there are more unknown cheap options than Cheryl?:razz:

 

[mr.sze]

70% of u guys here r mental. how the fark can u choose Cheryl Cole over Fabiano? a world class striker to play for ur beloved team or shagging an ex gooner wife. and she got malaria too now! u may even catch the disease. (although i wish her a full recovery)

 

[StartingPrice]

70% of u guys here r mental. how the fark can u choose Cheryl Cole over Fabiano? a world class striker to play for ur beloved team or shagging an ex gooner wife. and she got malaria too now! u may even catch the disease. (although i wish her a full recovery)

But malaria isn't contagious:shrug:

 

[mr.sze]

But malaria isn't contagious:shrug:

thanks for the info..but id still have fabiano playing for us

 

[soup]

True story - I actually got to third base with her many a year ago.

We 'dated' when I was 15 . My old stage production class shared the same theatre as her ballet school.

Fizzled out because of the distance. I still have have love letters she used to send me. People always said I should flog them to a paper but I have more class.

I'll pick up on this, coz no one else seems to be calling you a lucky bastard, you lucky bastard.

I'm just imagining Cheryl Cole in a ballerina outfit now. Dribble.

 

[Yiddo1982]

I'll pick up on this, coz no one else seems to be calling you a lucky bastard, you lucky bastard.

I'm just imagining Cheryl Cole in a ballerina outfit now. Dribble.

She always wore those hideous two piece Addidas tracksuits. She wasn't so skinny then. Good figure at that time for her age.

 

[danielneeds]

I'll pick up on this, coz no one else seems to be calling you a lucky bastard, you lucky bastard.

I'm just imagining Cheryl Cole in a ballerina outfit now. Dribble.

If you still find this sexy you are very very wrong....:rofl:

 

[mil1lion]

70% of u guys here r mental. how the fark can u choose Cheryl Cole over Fabiano? a world class striker to play for ur beloved team or shagging an ex gooner wife. and she got malaria too now! u may even catch the disease. (although i wish her a full recovery)

Better still .You can put it where you want and she wont be able to put up a fight.

 

[soup]

If you still find this sexy you are very very wrong....:rofl:

Eek

Eeeeeeeessssshhhh.

Thankfully, I don't.

Goes to show, you don't always want what you wish for.

Cheers for the cold slap!

 

[thinktank]

70% of u guys here r mental. how the fark can u choose Cheryl Cole over Fabiano? a world class striker to play for ur beloved team or shagging an ex gooner wife. and she got malaria too now! u may even catch the disease. (although i wish her a full recovery)

:lol:

 

[striebs]

Don't see what red blooded men DON'T see in Cheryl Cole! She's awesome and her accent just makes her better. She looks kinda classy but with that mouth would be absolute filth in the bedroom. Perfect combo. Hell, I'd even let Ashley watch. No, scrub that, I'd make Ashley watch.

Definitely , you can tell by her beady little eyes as well .

Ashley can film the lot .

 

[glennyhoddle]

I'll have Cheryl Tweedy and then spurs sign the players the day after the start of the 2010/11 season.

 

[madroosta]

Cheryl Cole evrytime. Anyone who says no is a liar to themselves. Confronted by her undressed beauty you would be putty in her hands! Or at the very least you'd put your man putty in her hands.....

 

[brett.spurs]

Replace Richards, Cole, Bellamy and Fabiano with Subotić, Özil, Forlán and Džeko and I'd maybe reconsider :wink:

 

[tototoner]

Wouldn't go near that skinny annoying Geordie fleabag

I actually prefer Ashley Cole as a person over her

 

[Goldman]

Meh.. her elbows are too pointy.