- Feb 1, 2005
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Not that much ITK yesterday, which was just as well as the thread was mainly occupied with solving The Goat's cryptics. And some light flirting.
Yesterday I learned two things.
1: A Cryptic can be made to mean almost anything
2: Fingering is back in fashion
With regard point 1, we've had some truly excellent solutions put forward to what the Goat had to say, excellent but wrong. This really does go to show how easily these things can be taken to mean literally anything.
Cryptics can also result in straight info being over analysed and i've seen blatant info turned into something it really isn't! Personally I could do without cryptics, i'm sure i'm not the only one, but on the other hand how quiet would the Transfer Window be with a good old fashioned 'whoizzit' to solve now and then?
I don't think I should go into Point number 2..........
As for what little ITK there was, well, ryantegan got the ball rolling
I'm not holding my breath on Mr Chairman doing a deal. Still, you never know.Ryantegan said:When: 28 June
Where: SC
Were going official with a bid for Rossi. Not saying we are signing Rossi but we are gonna put a bid in. Harry says he'd be happy to come, that's gotta be a good thing. However it was also said that it's up to the chairman to do a deal.
I also think this means at least one striker is near the exit door
Then ROBinBKK said that..........
ROBinBKK said:Where: COYS
When: 28th June
Sherwood is watching an Ivory Coast striker from Siena name Souleyman Coulibaly. He's the current top scorer of the u17 world cup. 8 goals in 3 matches
A couple of bits made their way into the RO from ITK's with no track record
And that was that. Apart from A little boy walked into the bathroom and sees his Mum naked in the bath. Pointing at her privates he says 'What's that Mum?'
Thrown by the question she replies 'Erm, Erm, that's called an axe wound, Daddy did it a long time ago'
The little boy screws up his face and says 'Cor......... right in the ****'
In other news:
Hearts have suspended sex offender Craig Thomson. Reports are suggesting Arsene Wenger may make an approach.
And finally
I phoned my mum last night. "Hello son," she said, "What can I do for you?"
"Get your tits out!" I shouted.
She sighed, "Don't start this again."
I screamed, "Just finger yourself, you slut!"
"Look" she said, "I've told you before. Stop ringing me at work."
Babestation over 40's rocks