What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 21/22

[Jgplk1]

 

[bomberH]

It feels like we’ve already qualified for the Champions league, which makes me nervous. This club can be a cruel mistress! ……..Please don’t lose against Norwich, Please don’t lose against Norwich, Please don’t lose against Norwich

Wouldn’t completely surprise me if the following happened on Sunday:

Arsenal go 1-0 up after 5 mins.
Norwich go 1-0 up after 89 minutes.

Arsenal fans around the world simultaneously ejaculate into their boxers.

Everton equalise in 93rd minute. Dele.

Final scores:

Arsenal 1 Everton 1.
Norwich 1 Spurs 0.
Spurs finish 4th.

87% of Arsenal fans around the world spontaneously combust. The other 13% head down to Lego headquarters and burn it down.

 

[bomberH]

 

[piedpiper]

Wouldn’t completely surprise me if the following happened on Sunday:

Arsenal go 1-0 up after 5 mins.
Norwich go 1-0 up after 89 minutes.

Arsenal fans around the world simultaneously ejaculate into their boxers.

Everton equalise in 93rd minute. Dele.

Final scores:

Arsenal 1 Everton 1.
Norwich 1 Spurs 0.
Spurs finish 4th.

87% of Arsenal fans around the world spontaneously combust. The other 13% head down to Lego headquarters and burn it down.

Call me boring..... I'll take a win Thank you. A sweet thrashing of Nowich... I'm leaving nothing to chance. My heart isn't that strong for the scenario above

 

[bomberH]

Call me boring..... I'll take win Thank you. A sweet thrashing of Nowich... I'm leaving nothing to chance. My heart isn't that strung for the scenario above

100%. I think I’d have a heart attack watching that scenario play out. But if I got hit by a car and was in a coma for 90 minutes, I’d happily wake up to those results knowing I didn’t have to sit through it.

Purely because I want to see some spontaneous combustion.

 

[Marauder]

Gotto love dem Geordies (sometimes)

 

[scissor_gang]

SAgunner have anything to say in the past week? I tried to look on ArseMania but they don't seem to have a search feature.

 

[Marauder]

SAgunner have anything to say in the past week? I tried to look on ArseMania but they don't seem to have a search feature.

In addition to Champions League football next season hehheeyyy!

 

[the yid]

The thing is every Arsenal fan I know have been fully giving it for few months now even when we were favourites I down played us getting it but even a week ago they told me they'd be in CL next season and I just said we'll see what happens many twists still to come... bellends

 

[whitechina]

The one Arsenal fan that lives around here has been giving it large for months- really saying some silly things- but this week is avoiding me and when I saw him from afar yesterday on a street looked down at his phone and did a 180. he disappeared- I'm waiting until after the Norwich game before A LOT of interaction coming his way.

 

[Jgplk1]

Arsenal Mania

• i only want CL to laugh at Conte and Sp**s bottling against Norwich
• Sack Arteta. Otherwise we will slide further back.
• the state of this club. Full blown clown show.
• Glad I got to watch us in the 00s when we were serious
• I genuinely think these players will look different under a world class manager.
• They don't deserve Champions League football. We do. They don't.
• Ridiculous and unforgivable.
  Football, as all sports, is not always fair. You can deserve it all, be the better team and, in the end, get punched in the nuts and lose it all.
• alcohol helps! Just saying...
• Well played tonight, you absolutely hammered us out there.
  I am convinced you were trying to stop us getting into the CL to be able to trump us to players.
• That first goal tonight.
  Is right up there, with the dumbest goals we have ever conceded...just awful.
• I dont get why people are blaming this on Arteta, its the players that are letting us down.
• Imagine thinking the officials don't want Sp**s to get it, ffs.
• most fans are happy with Lego man
• We’re gonna be the first team ever to lose its first 3 and last 3 games of the season.
• My cat has bigger balls than 99% of our players.
• 36 more months of this?
• These guys are shook
• Everyone’s so ****ing weak
• The state of this team
• Arteta is a moron
• What a car crash of a season
• **** you Arsenal
• It's all over.
• Arteta out
• Godspeed guys. You're better than me sticking with this lot.
• Foul throw against us in the lead up ffs
  Refs never give them only against us
• These mandem are not f*cking serious.

 

[animalmom]

Everything is definitely NOT awesome tonight for poor old Lego head.

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Danners9]

HAHAHAHAHA

They've got to go to Norwich and get something and... and...

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

He’s even grown a mullet to try and disguise himself

 

[guiltyparty]

Although this is a great result for us, I’m not saying anything else until after the Norwich game just to be safe.

Last four times we’ve played at Carrow Road have ended up W0 D2 L2

Last time we played Norwich with something on the line they knocked us out of the FA Cup

Loss to Newcastle 5-1 on last game of the season when they were already relegated AND down to 10 men imprinted on my brain

Tim “fucking worldy every time I play Spurs’ Krul potentially between the sticks

It ain’t over

EDIT: Apologies, as has been pointed out, I missed a win - last 5 games at Carrow Road have been W1 D2 L2. So more iffy record rather than bogey ground

 

[Gb160]

Arsenal Mania

• i only want CL to laugh at Conte and Sp**s bottling against Norwich
• Sack Arteta. Otherwise we will slide further back.
• the state of this club. Full blown clown show.
• Glad I got to watch us in the 00s when we were serious
• I genuinely think these players will look different under a world class manager.
• They don't deserve Champions League football. We do. They don't.
• Ridiculous and unforgivable.
  Football, as all sports, is not always fair. You can deserve it all, be the better team and, in the end, get punched in the nuts and lose it all.
• alcohol helps! Just saying...
• Well played tonight, you absolutely hammered us out there.
  I am convinced you were trying to stop us getting into the CL to be able to trump us to players.
• That first goal tonight.
  Is right up there, with the dumbest goals we have ever conceded...just awful.
• I dont get why people are blaming this on Arteta, its the players that are letting us down.
• Imagine thinking the officials don't want Sp**s to get it, ffs.
• most fans are happy with Lego man
• We’re gonna be the first team ever to lose its first 3 and last 3 games of the season.
• My cat has bigger balls than 99% of our players.
• 36 more months of this?
• These guys are shook
• Everyone’s so ****ing weak
• The state of this team
• Arteta is a moron
• What a car crash of a season
• **** you Arsenal
• It's all over.
• Arteta out
• Godspeed guys. You're better than me sticking with this lot.
• Foul throw against us in the lead up ffs
  Refs never give them only against us
• These mandem are not f*cking serious.

This is gods work you're doing here mate.

WE WANT MORE!!!!!

 

[Ron Burgundy]

He seems measured in his response

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

He seems measured in his response

That's how I imagine some people in the match thread get when someone puts a pass astray or chooses the wrong option

 

[Legacy]

Last four times we’ve played at Carrow Road have ended up W0 D2 L2

Last time we played Norwich with something on the line they knocked us out of the FA Cup

Loss to Newcastle 5-1 on last game of the season when they were already relegated AND down to 10 men imprinted on my brain

Tim “fucking worldy every time I play Spurs’ Krul potentially between the sticks

It ain’t over

Delete this.

 

[whitechina]

Last four times we’ve played at Carrow Road have ended up W0 D2 L2

Last time we played Norwich with something on the line they knocked us out of the FA Cup

Loss to Newcastle 5-1 on last game of the season when they were already relegated AND down to 10 men imprinted on my brain

Tim “fucking worldy every time I play Spurs’ Krul potentially between the sticks

It ain’t over

Delete this.

NO
REMEMBER IT, go there and beat them!