The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Get in There!/Oh Woe is Me Edition 28th August 2013

[Joely410]

Every night I seem to drunkenly go to bed in LA just as the new ITK discussion thread is opened, only awaking to more Bale conjecture and further Lamela cock-blocking.

Sort it, Levy. I have faith in you. You magnificent bald bastard, you.

 

[Lilbaz]

Every night I seem to drunkenly go to bed in LA just as the new ITK discussion thread is opened, only awaking to more Bale conjecture and further Lamela cock-blocking.

Sort it, Levy. I have faith in you. You magnificent bald bastard, you.

Feel so sorry for you. I have to do a night shift and go to bed in kentish town.

 

[phil]

But does she swallow?

One swallow doesn't make a relationship.

 

[super_ed]

Personally don't want Hulk (over rated & the touch of a rapist), Lamela, Voldermort, Contreau & Eriksen will do fine Dracula too as we need a CD. BAE (love him but not good enough) & Ade to go. And Mr monkey face, used to have jug ears can fuck off now, at 24 should have given us a few more years but we'll be stronger without him. In reality only really worth £60m max & bought for £10m mahoosive profit (Levy's favourite thing)

Agreed - some will argue the Premiership is suited to him due to his strength, power etc however I see him being another Julio Baptista and doesn't have to much of a footballing brain. Can see the similarities between the 2 *bad first touch, try win ball back and barge through defenders, shoot from miles out and over* repeat 3 times a game.

 

[RobjDerby]

Well we have AVBs Press Conf today (pre match) which will no doubt be fully focused on the Europa League Game.

Feeling Sad and Angry that the Bale saga has gone on this long, and turned out this way with him going awol, and doing it so publicly too in Bright Pink.

 

[CrazyConrad]

I had a dream last night where I was Bale's cousin from Norway. Bale phoned me and wanted me to travel to London so I could advice him the best way to resolve this circus. I had a long chat with Bale after I told his agent to **** off. We decided that the best move for Bale was to sign a new contract with Tottenham and move to RM at a later stage in his career.

I had scheduled a meeting with Levy to sort out the details in his new contract and when I entered his office it was full of statues with his head. The whole room were full of small Levy heads...

Then I woke up.

I probably shouldn't have told this to anyone but I guess I am not the only one with "issues" during this TW.

 

[Joely410]

Feel so sorry for you. I have to do a night shift and go to bed in kentish town.

Okay you win.

 

[Lilbaz]

One swallow doesn't make a relationship.

Unless you're a tape worm.

 

[sweyid]

If leaks are being plugged then that's a good thing. Transfer lockdown at the club must mean we're long ways down the line of a signing and don't wan't another Willian scenario on our hands.

 

[Dr Know]

It's my birthday today!! Below is my wish list:

Announcement about Bale (either way, stay or go)
Announcement on Lamela (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement on Vlad (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement on a LB (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement that Wilian has chosen us over the Chavs
.....and last but not least, no negatives today from my fellow members. We're a great club and we're going places, I've got a good feeling about our season!!

COYS

 

[Lilbaz]

We could go top of the league this weekend and are still planning to break our transfer record again.

Not bad.

 

[dudu]

I had a dream last night where I was Bale's cousin from Norway. Bale phoned me and wanted me to travel to London so I could advice him the best way to resolve this circus. I had a long chat with Bale after I told his agent to **** off. We decided that the best move for Bale was to sign a new contract with Tottenham and move to RM at a later stage in his career.

I had scheduled a meeting with Levy to sort out the details in his new contract and when I entered his office it was full of statues with his head. The whole room were full of small Levy heads...

Then I woke up.

I probably shouldn't have told this to anyone but I guess I am not the only one with "issues" during this TW.

Valium. All day.

 

[yozza]

It's my birthday today!! Below is my wish list:

Announcement about Bale (either way, stay or go)
Announcement on Lamela (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement on Vlad (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement on a LB (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement that Wilian has chosen us over the Chavs
.....and last but not least, no negatives today from my fellow members. We're a great club and we're going places, I've got a good feeling about our season!!

COYS

Bloody hell, you don't ask for much!!!

Happy birthday dude!

 

[Hoopspur]

Still moist to be honest.


More moister than David Moist (was waiting to use that all day)

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

It's my birthday today!! Below is my wish list:

Announcement about Bale (either way, stay or go)
Announcement on Lamela (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement on Vlad (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement on a LB (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement that Wilian has chosen us over the Chavs
.....and last but not least, no negatives today from my fellow members. We're a great club and we're going places, I've got a good feeling about our season!!

COYS

It'd be a right proper bastard who bans you for wishlisting on your birthday. Happy birthday!

*Now where's that banstick?

 

[pal90]

It's my birthday today!! Below is my wish list:

I don't think you're going to have a very happy birthday.

 

[arctichotspur]

It's my birthday today!! Below is my wish list:

Announcement about Bale (either way, stay or go)
Announcement on Lamela (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement on Vlad (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement on a LB (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement that Wilian has chosen us over the Chavs
.....and last but not least, no negatives today from my fellow members. We're a great club and we're going places, I've got a good feeling about our season!!

COYS

Happy birthday Dr. Know. So basically you wish for a birthday present with a combined cost of up to 80 mill

 

[Dr Know]

Bloody hell, you don't ask for much!!!

Happy birthday dude!

Hey! It's my birthday!........it's the only day I get to ask for anything i want and the only day my wife fears in the calendar year

 

[brisbanespur]

Unless you're a tape worm.

After one swallow who needs a relationship

 

[absolute bobbins]

Today is the 50th anniversary of the Dr. Martin Luther King 'I have a dream' speech.

I also have a dream, a dream that we'll do some business today but from doing a quick hunt for ITK there is fuck all going on so my dream will probably not come true.