Every night I seem to drunkenly go to bed in LA just as the new ITK discussion thread is opened, only awaking to more Bale conjecture and further Lamela cock-blocking.
Sort it, Levy. I have faith in you. You magnificent bald bastard, you.
One swallow doesn't make a relationship.But does she swallow?
Personally don't want Hulk (over rated & the touch of a rapist), Lamela, Voldermort, Contreau & Eriksen will do fine Dracula too as we need a CD. BAE (love him but not good enough) & Ade to go. And Mr monkey face, used to have jug ears can fuck off now, at 24 should have given us a few more years but we'll be stronger without him. In reality only really worth £60m max & bought for £10m mahoosive profit (Levy's favourite thing)
Feel so sorry for you. I have to do a night shift and go to bed in kentish town.
One swallow doesn't make a relationship.
I had a dream last night where I was Bale's cousin from Norway. Bale phoned me and wanted me to travel to London so I could advice him the best way to resolve this circus. I had a long chat with Bale after I told his agent to **** off. We decided that the best move for Bale was to sign a new contract with Tottenham and move to RM at a later stage in his career.
I had scheduled a meeting with Levy to sort out the details in his new contract and when I entered his office it was full of statues with his head. The whole room were full of small Levy heads...
Then I woke up.
I probably shouldn't have told this to anyone but I guess I am not the only one with "issues" during this TW.
It's my birthday today!! Below is my wish list:
Announcement about Bale (either way, stay or go)
Announcement on Lamela (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement on Vlad (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement on a LB (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement that Wilian has chosen us over the Chavs
.....and last but not least, no negatives today from my fellow members. We're a great club and we're going places, I've got a good feeling about our season!!
COYS
It'd be a right proper bastard who bans you for wishlisting on your birthday. Happy birthday!It's my birthday today!! Below is my wish list:
Announcement about Bale (either way, stay or go)
Announcement on Lamela (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement on Vlad (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement on a LB (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement that Wilian has chosen us over the Chavs
.....and last but not least, no negatives today from my fellow members. We're a great club and we're going places, I've got a good feeling about our season!!
COYS
I don't think you're going to have a very happy birthday.It's my birthday today!! Below is my wish list:
Happy birthday Dr. Know. So basically you wish for a birthday present with a combined cost of up to 80 millIt's my birthday today!! Below is my wish list:
Announcement about Bale (either way, stay or go)
Announcement on Lamela (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement on Vlad (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement on a LB (preferably holding up a Spurs shirt)
Announcement that Wilian has chosen us over the Chavs
.....and last but not least, no negatives today from my fellow members. We're a great club and we're going places, I've got a good feeling about our season!!
COYS
Bloody hell, you don't ask for much!!!
Happy birthday dude!
After one swallow who needs a relationshipUnless you're a tape worm.