- Dec 22, 2003
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Karma Chameleon:
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby Alderweireeeeld
He's smooth as fuck, he's smooth as fuuuuuuck
Safe as fuck, surely?
Karma Chameleon:
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby Alderweireeeeld
He's smooth as fuck, he's smooth as fuuuuuuck
This is awesome
Worth showing again.I'll tell you what was great last night.
Those 2 recovering tackles and then spinning past the 2 onrushing attackers. Biggest cheer from our lot all night.
Toby is quickly becoming my favourite player.
I like this one. But we need someone to actually start the chants off at the games!From the land of Twitter:
Now this is a story all about how,
The Tottenham back four got flipped and turned around,
Vertonghen was complaining and Poch said, 'Well..
...let me call up a good friend of yours called Alderweireld?'
In some place in Belgium he was born and raised,
On a football pitch is where he spent most of his days,
Chillin' out maxin' and relaxing all cool,
Laughing at the stories about Liverpool,
When a south-coast 'galactico' offered a deal,
Making him an offer with some real appeal,
An Argentine mastermind would soon start to tell,
That Southampton wasn't good enough for Alderweireld.
We Levy'd Koeman's cronies with a hell of a pitch,
Once again Southampton were our little bitch,
In came the Belgian with the difficult name,
And Tottenham's back-four went to another plane.
Hair like a European clubber from space,
Suddenly his team were in the title race,
He fitted right in and the team excelled,
The prince of the Lane, Toby Alderweireld.
Why hasn't this been sorted out by now? It's ridiculous and rather embarrassing.
What about Go West?
To (Go) by (West) Al (life) der (is) we (peace) ir (full) ald (there)