I was so scared !!!

[sim simma]

I went for a piss at about mid day, and realised that the pants that i was wearing (new ones from the mother in law for xmas) had a claret waist band. Now.. My problem was Spurs weren't kicking off till the evening, so I had to decide if these pants were lucky or unlucky. Oh my god I thought ! Am I charging up their luck .. Or are we gonna piss all over them (due to me pissing in my claret waist banded xmas pants). As it was I decided to keep wearing my Marks and Spencers slips and we won ......... By the way I've got the most lovely red chequered scarf I've never worn down the lane cos of the colour.. Does any one else get paranoid cos of pants sock shirt trouser shoe car sofa bed chair table colour or am I just paranoid !!!!!

 

[jolegend]

I don't wear any spurs related items when we play. Strange but on the odd occasion i did wear a spurs shirt we always seemed to lose so i stopped in 2006.

 

[ohwhenthespurs]

Man, can I have a honk on your crack pipe please?

 

[kazzah9]

No

 

[Jody]

I put a quid on a 4-0 win and a quid on defoe to score first

30 boxing day bucks!!

 

[TheChosenOne]

I went for a piss at about mid day, and realised that the pants that i was wearing (new ones from the mother in law for xmas) had a claret waist band. Now.. My problem was Spurs weren't kicking off till the evening, so I had to decide if these pants were lucky or unlucky. Oh my god I thought ! Am I charging up their luck .. Or are we gonna piss all over them (due to me pissing in my claret waist banded xmas pants). As it was I decided to keep wearing my Marks and Spencers slips and we won ......... By the way I've got the most lovely red chequered scarf I've never worn down the lane cos of the colour.. Does any one else get paranoid cos of pants sock shirt trouser shoe car sofa bed chair table colour or am I just paranoid !!!!!

Have another read of this post tomorrow and you will wish you never posted it. I've look at mine and cringed many times. The posts not the undercrackers.

 

[Lifeson]

I think this calls for a ... *cringe* "Cool story, bro".

 

[sim simma]

My wife has recently applied for an editorial job, so I have really tried to make the above statement about my crimbo pant dilemma as grammatically accurate as possible.

 

[jamesc0le]

DO NOT RECORD THE GAMES, PEOPLE

DO NOT RECORD THE GAMES

 

[BringBack_leGin]

I have never seen us win while eating a live monkey if that helps?

 

[tooey]

I have never seen us win while eating a live monkey if that helps?

You specify live....

 

[gio747]

Your mother in law bought you pants? That's wrong wrong wrong!

 

[fortworthspur]

what a bunch of baloney. grow up.

Its quite obvious that Spurs' fortunes depend on which replica shirt Im wearing.

 

[Luka Van der Bale]

DO NOT RECORD THE GAMES, PEOPLE

DO NOT RECORD THE GAMES

I recorded yesterday's...

 

[Bus-Conductor]

We're all supposed to be too cool for this stupid shit aren't we ? Truth is I bet all of us do this shit in some shape or form. As I've got older I've become less spurs/related superstitiously daft but even this season I've swapped what sofa I watch TV games on because the last one was yielding shit performances/results.

 

[Hot-Spur]

Your mother in law bought you pants? That's wrong wrong wrong!

Just what I was thinking