Song for VdV....

[LukaMotion]

Ok, been working on this for a while now.

To the tune of Mull of Kintyre, or Valley floyd road (the Charlton version)

Van Der Vaart
We bought him for 8 million quid
From Real Madrid
And now he's a Yid we'll sing Van Der Vaart.

Many goals will he score
Many shots he will hit
He wouldn't play for Arsenal cause they are just shit.

He'll win us the Champions League on his own
Singing Van Der Vaart
The best player ever known.

 

[striebs]

Van Der Vaart
Brought his tart
so on the Arsenal they could fart

A bit too childish ?

 

[Bill_Oddie]

To the tune of Young at Heart by the Bluetones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s41ttP-prp8

Vaaaaaaaan-de-Vaart.....*pause* Vaaaaaan-de-Vaart. Der der der didididida di da da

I could imagine the WHL singing that

Yes.

Vindaloo cover

Oh yes.

That is actually immense. I promise you I will try and start this off next home game. It's a proper footie chant too so it has a chance. Come on people, start this up! The last line could be something simple like 'he's gonna score more goals than you.... Rafa!' or something more midfieldy.

"He's going to retain possession, create goalscoring opportunities and utilise the Split Spanish Double Pivot with Thomas Huddlestone to maintain pressure on the ball and opposition midfielders while still ensuring that neither are caught out of position on the break...

...Rafa!"?



Twinkle, Twinkle Van Der Vaart
The defence is ripped apart
Come to Tottenham from Madrid
Cost a third that Milner Did
Twinkle, Twinkle Van Der Vaart
Can I lick your private part?


The last line, I admit, is a work in progress and may not be popular with every sector of the White Hart Lane faithful.

 

[MattyP]

A clear winner by some distance.

Start this up at the next home game MattyP.

Will do squire, will give a rendition in the B&H beforehand, then get block 31 to join in during the game :up:

 

[Spurminator]

To the tune of 'Feelin hot hot hot' by Arrow, the calypso song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGBXhDZXTqY

Ole ole, ole ole
Ole, ole, ole ole
Van der vart vart vart....
Feeling hot, hot, hot....
Van der vaart, vaart, vaart..

 

[tylaw]

Who Vaarted? :shrug:

 

[whitelightwhiteheat]

There's a couple of really good ones here! What's the odds on them getting off the ground at games though?

 

[miles_64]

Take your pick, to the tune of que sera, sera:

Van der Vaart, der Vaart,
He'll lead us to Wember-ley,
He'll win us the Champions League,
Van der Vaart, der Vaart!

Van der Vaart, der Vaart,
Whatever will be will be,
We love Raf and his wife Sylvie,
Van der Vaart, der Vaart!

Van der Vaart, der Vaart,
Whatever will be will be,
Better than Cole for free,
Van der Vaart, der Vaart!

 

[BIGSMITHY]

He's Dutch, He's a gypsie, His wife is f***ing pretty, Van Der Vaart, Van Der Vaart.

 

[InOffMeLeftShin]

"He's going to retain possession, create goalscoring opportunities and utilise the Split Spanish Double Pivot with Thomas Huddlestone to maintain pressure on the ball and opposition midfielders while still ensuring that neither are caught out of position on the break...

...Rafa!"?

I like it, very catchy!

 

[ghetto_spur]

To the tune of you give love a bad name by Bon Jovi,

Rafael Van Der Vaart,

we're glad you came

Playing for Tottenham Hotspur,

At White Hart Lane,

Scoring us goals in every game,

Singing come on you Spurs at White Hart Lane,

 

[Original # 10]

Example tune - Love Kick

He wanted to come over
And appease many Jews
Could have gone to Arsenal
Or even the Blues
He's got a fit wife
And wears lovely shoes
His name is Rafael
And he is damn f*cking good

Start to dream of winning cups again
Rafael you can become everyones best friend
I love your big brown eyes
Cant imagine life without you

Van der Vaart kick starts again

 

[jimtheyid]

Teenage gypsy Van Der Vaart
he was at Ajax at the start
teenage gypsy Van Der Vaart
hero in a two berth
Van Der Vaart! :dance:

 

[tylaw]

To the tune of 'the farmer wants a wife':

Missus Van der Vaart,
Missus Van der Vaart,
I wouldn't kick out of of bed,
if she were to fan the fart

 

[Glendel]

VDV the whole f'n show.

Stolen from RVD (rob van dam) off of TNA Wrestling.

Or just "VDV,VDV,VDV"

 

[Original # 10]

VDV the whole f'n show.

Stolen from RVD (rob van dam) off of TNA Wrestling.

Or just "VDV,VDV,VDV"

:razz:

with the arms pointing to the shoulders!!!

 

[coldasice199]

Not a Van der Vaart song but I didn't want to start a new thread..

To the tune of Glory glory...

Harrys not a wheeler dealer,
Harrys not a wheeler dealer,
Harrys not a wheeler dealer,
He's a FUCKING MANAGER!

:razz:

I like it

:grin:

 

[Glendel]

:razz:

with the arms pointing to the shoulders!!!

Yeah he could taunt the other team and we could join in!

 

[Yid-ol]

i was thinking Young at heart but the only songs i can find with this is old slow songs!! wound have fitted well with Van Der Vaart

 

[Mr-T]

I like it

:grin:

X2 - thats fuckin great.