Jan Vertonghen Signs

[HappySpur]

Maybe he hasn't passed his medical. After all, he's been at HH every day for the past 10 days according to different itk and random posters.

 

[$hoguN]

Does anyone wonder if Bill_Oddie is right and he won't sign till we reach 100 pages

 

[AUSpur]

Pretty sure the number of pages is a function of the number of posts, not their length.

 

[ajspurs]

Most annoying page I've read on my iPhone... Ever.

 

[Real_madyidd]

Pretty sure the number of pages is a function of the number of posts, not their length.

Was a joke dude!

 

[Real_madyidd]

Have that stupid Iphone users!

 

[Bill_Oddie]

You realise, I'll get blamed for this, don't you? Oh, you do? That's why you're doing it? ****s

As the honourable gentleman said, this is entirealy pointless and has no impact on us reaching 100 pages.

So please cease and desist. Imagine being banned just as we reach the 90s...

 

[$hoguN]

You realise, I'll get blamed for this, don't you? Oh, you do? That's why you're doing it? ****s

As the honourable gentleman said, this is entirealy pointless and has no impact on us reaching 100 pages.

So please cease and desist. Imagine being banned just as we reach the 90s...

But but but..... We only did what you were hinting at

On a more serious note, I do think he is now destined to sign as soon as this thread hits 100 pages

 

[StartingPrice]

I wasn't even a member of this forum when we reached the 90s.









In fact I hadn't even heard of it.





I didn't join until the middle of the 00s

 

[13VanDerBale13]

if he scores goals like this ill be a happy man

 

[Luka Van der Bale]

90% there...

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

This thread will never reach 100 pages. I'll lock the fucker on 99 and start a new one.

Spam must be nipped in the bud, Oddie, go and stand in the corner. You know the one, where the probe is hidden.

 

[$hoguN]

This thread will never reach 100 pages. I'll lock the fucker on 99 and start a new one.

Spam must be nipped in the bud, Oddie, go and stand in the corner. You know the one, where the probe is hidden.

Is that corner where Houdini normally hides?

if he scores goals like this ill be a happy man

And what a strike that is from a CB!

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Deleting posts, eh, A&C? Trying to stop us reaching 100 pages, is it? Don't want signings, right? Trying to keep them all to yourself and not let the little people in on the secret, huh?

You see, everyone, this is what we're dealing with. This maniac has Levy held against his will and won't let him sign Vertonghen as it would mean people's hunger for trasnsfers is slaked so they don't come and read his precious introduction to the daily transfer chat thread anymore. Yes! Yes, it's true! A&C is the man behind the "dragging out" of ALL Tottenham transfers. And... oh shit, he's seen me... Archie, I didn't mean it. Come on, friend. Put down the roofies, please... Don't use that snooker cue... or at least chalk it. You know I get the most terrible rash... Oh bollocks, he's pulling on his mask of Tony Blair now.... gulp...

*line goes dead*

 

[MightyModric]

if he scores goals like this ill be a happy man

Against Arsenal in the 93rd minute, making the score 1-0 and no time remaining for them to score a goal to even it up.

 

[greaves]

Could we all close our eyes, hold hands and meditate on post number 99. Think positive thoughts... and repeat over and over 'Vert will come'...

 

[greaves]

Could we all close our eyes, hold hands and meditate on post number 99. Think positive thoughts... and repeat over and over 'Vert will come'...

Make that page 99...

 

[erhieyid]

Could we all close our eyes, hold hands and meditate on post number 99. Think positive thoughts... and repeat over and over 'Vert will come'...

If SC still had the old system of 15 posts/page we'ed have signed him 6 days ago

 

[AUSpur]

Was a joke dude!

Suuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrre it was.

 

[beats1]

if he scores goals like this ill be a happy man

I love how he acts like it was a accident either he is lying or really bad lol